Konoha Qiweiju

Chapter 316
The earth-shattering sound, coupled with the indescribable stench.

Jiraiya's location was instantly exposed.

All of a sudden, everyone in the bathroom rushed out.

Zilai also quickly covered his face to prevent himself from being exposed.

If everyone finds out about this, they will be ashamed to hang around.

"Damn it, what the hell is going on!"

Jiraiya was shocked, his figure flickered, and he quickly disappeared into the crowd.

Everyone can't catch up.

Jiraiya's speed is not comparable to these ordinary people.

Leaving the busy city, Jilai also stopped.

"Huh... Isn't this thing too weird? Why did you let such a stinky fart all of a sudden, and it was so loud. Didn't you say that loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make loud noises?"

Jilai also muttered a few words, but then he didn't care.

"Forget it, you can't go to the bathhouse now, let's go to the waterfall, there are also many lovely beauties there. Hehe."

Zilai also thought of this, and couldn't help showing a wretched smile.

Today, he himself must succeed in collecting materials!

Ji Lai also smiled and left again.

The waterfall on the edge of the village is not huge.

Below the waterfall, there is a pool.

This is a place where many women come to play and play.

Zilai is also very familiar with this place.

In the past, he often collected materials here.

"Ah, there are indeed people here, hehe, that's great!"

Jilai also found an excellent place, and is about to start his own journey of collecting materials.

But just like at the bathhouse before, my stomach grumbled for a while, and then there was a bang, and a loud fart broke out instantly.

The sound is loud!

It stinks!

In an instant, the entire place where the waterfall was located was instantly covered by the stench.

"Ah! There's an earthquake!"

"It stinks, it stinks!"

The girls who were playing in the water went ashore in an instant, covered their noses and left.

Jirai who was left behind in the grass was also dumbfounded.

"Why is it here again! What the hell is going on!"

It is also painful.

Why did the two consecutive interviews fail so smoothly.

There must be something wrong with this one.

But what exactly went wrong?
Jiraiya couldn't figure it out at first, but recalling what Zhenxiu had said to him before, he immediately confessed.

"Could it be that this matter has something to do with Boss Zhenxiu?"

Jilai also felt that he had found the reason, but how did this happen?
"Boss, you are cheating on me!"

Jilai also raised his head to the sky and screamed, but was soon choked by the stench.

"No, I have to go to the boss immediately. Otherwise, my career of collecting materials will be ruined."

Jilai also held his breath, and hurriedly left the stinking place.

The stench came very quickly, and its scope was extremely wide.

But it doesn't last long, it only takes 3 minutes to dissipate.

So it will not have any impact on the environment.

In Qiweiju, Zhenxiu was rocking on the rocking chair with a satisfied expression on his face, unaware that Jilai was also in dire straits at the moment.

"Zhenxiu, your stinky tofu egg is so bad, you let Ji Lai also eat it, and Konoha will be completely filled with the smell in the next period of time."

The meat ball jumped on top of Zhenxiu's head, complaining.

"If he wants to cure this problem, he can only use this method."

"Are you sure that Zilai will give up like this? He is just like that guy Ri Zhan, very coquettish."

"Hahaha, yes, because he is also a shameless person. For Jiraiya, collecting materials is something that needs to be enjoyed quietly. In this way, every time he is interrupted at the beginning, after a long time, he will become interested missing.

Humans are all the same.Once the enjoyment is connected with a bad memory, then the enjoyment will become extremely bad.

It's like you got a perfect score in the exam, which is a very happy thing.But every time you take the test with full marks, your parents will give you a mixed doubles, so you won't feel that the test with full marks is a happy thing.

Instead, you develop fear.

From now on, you will give up on this matter. "

When Rouqiu heard the words, he blinked his eyes, and suddenly felt that what Zhenxiu said was very reasonable.

As a cat that has lived for decades, Meatball knows a lot.

"It's still you who are ruthless. I'm afraid that I will never be able to get materials for this."

Meatball sighed.

"That's not true. The effect of this stinky tofu egg is only one year. But I think after a year, he should get rid of this problem."

"I think Zilai will rush over soon."

"Hahaha, that's for sure. But it doesn't matter, it's useless for him to come here."

As soon as Zhenxiu finished speaking, the door opened with a bang.

A foul stench followed.

Seeing this, the meatball disappeared with a whooping sound.

It doesn't want to breathe this bad air here.

Jilai also supported his knees panting, obviously the speed was pushed to the extreme when he came here just now.

"Yo, it's Ziraiya. Why are you here?"

Zhenxiu said with a smile.

That smile is now the devil in Jiraiya's eyes.

"Boss! What the hell did you do to me! Why...why do I fart as soon as I collect materials? And it's smelly and loud! How can I collect materials!"

"This, isn't it to cure your problem of using materials. The reason why it has such an effect is because of my special stinky tofu eggs. Didn't I tell you before that the food is used to cure your problem .”

Since I have heard the words, I want to cry but have no tears.

"Boss, aren't you cheating on me? Where is this kind of treatment?"

"Yes, physical therapy. As soon as you collect materials and your heart beats faster, it will trigger the production of gas in your body. This gas will release the smell along with the stinky tofu eggs you eat.

With a bang, the loud noise and the stench, I think you should not be in the mood to collect materials.Is this the truth? "

Zhenxiu said with a smile.

"The truth is this truth...but..."

"That's the reason. Believe me, it only takes more than a month, and you will hate the matter of collecting materials.

In another two months, you will have no interest in collecting materials.

At that time, your whole person will show a positive state. "

"But... But if I don't use materials, I can't write new works at all. My intimacy series is a bestseller!"

Zilai also said excitedly.

"This is not a problem at all. If you read that kind of book, it will only lead to bad children. If you look at Kakashi, it's because you read too many books of yours, and the whole person's chakra level can't increase."

"Kakashi's Chakra amount is not much! It's nothing to do with my book."

"It's related. It's related. The body is the capital."

(End of this chapter)