I don't want love games

Chapter 295 307. Trendy Village (12)

Xia Yi and Song Ya looked at each other, and they both saw incredible in each other's eyes.

We were robbed?

Although unbelievable, it is still possible if you think about it carefully.

First of all, Song Ya's hand in digging out gold showed her wealth; secondly, both herself and Song Ya looked thin and thin; finally, the two drivers were randomly found in small alleys.

No wonder they asked about this and that as soon as they came up. Was it a test?

Now knowing that the two of them "run away from home", they became more courageous.

"Hurry up, take out all the gold!" Fat Mitreya also took out a machete from under the seat.

"Just gold?" Xia Yi, who felt a little funny, sat up on Song Ya's lap and looked at the two drivers.

Fat Maitreya glanced at Song Ya, then at his wife next to him who was stronger than him, and said with a serious face: "We only rob wealth, not sex!"

"No." The woman interrupted him, "Sex can still be robbed."

"Really?" Fat Maitreya looked at his wife happily.

"Hold it." Let him hold the machete in her hand, and the woman stretched out her hand.

She touched Xia Yi.

It turned out that it wasn't for me to rob me, but for you to rob me!

Fat Maitreya felt a little green on his head.

"What are you doing!" He grabbed his wife's hand.

"What's wrong with me robbing you?" The woman's eyes were filled with dissatisfaction.

"No, we are robbers with ideals and morals, who have got rid of vulgar tastes. How can you rob sex?"

"I know you think too, I'll do this, you can do that."

"...That's not okay, how could I do such a thing!" Fat Maitreya refused the temptation, "You think I'm stupid, women strong men are a moral issue, men strong women are a legal issue! Morality can be molested at will, law You can't touch it!"

"Hey, don't you think about what you are doing now, why don't you break the law if you rob?"

Seeing the two arguing like no one else, Xia Yi and Song Ya became a little impatient.

Song Ya kicked her foot, and with a click, kicked down the car door.

The quarrel between the drivers of the two black cars stopped immediately. They looked at the fallen car door, and then at Song Ya's legs.

They think that their bodies are not as strong as the car door, and if they are kicked, they will definitely end up badly by the car door.

Fortunately, they still have machetes in their hands.

Hmph, the biggest difference between humans and animals is that animals can only use brute force, while humans can use props!

At this time, Xia Yi took out [Onikiri] from the [Backpack].

Looking at the long sword in Xia Yi's hand, and then at the machete in his hand that was only one-fifth as long as the other's sword, the two of them swallowed.

Xia Yi, who found it interesting, let the little green snake out again, and the little green snake threw a blue flame, standing proudly on Xia Yi's big head.

He looked at the roof of the car where a big hole had been burned, and then touched his head.

The two of them knelt down on their seats at once.

"Grandpa, spare your life!"

"Stop talking nonsense and drive!"

Song Ya's rude words let the two of them breathe a sigh of relief, they were afraid that Xia Yi and Song Ya would kill them.

With enough energy, the two moved forward at the fastest speed, and by the evening of the second day, they had reached their destination.

It was a small town.

There are shops on both sides of the road, and there are people coming and going on the street.

"Grandpa and grandma, look at us..." The two looked at Xia Yi and Song Ya flatteringly.

"The police station is over there." Song Ya pointed to the opposite side and said.

"This is not very good, right?" The two didn't want to go to jail, they tried to plead with Song Ya.

"Yeah!" Looking at the scenery outside, the little green snake felt that she was acting fierce. She waved her snake tail, and a blue flame appeared in her hand.

"No, no, no!" The two immediately got out of the car and ran towards the police station.

"Let's go too." Song Ya jumped out of the damaged car door.

Put the little green snake back into the [backpack], Xia Yi also got off the car.

He looked at the two drivers who walked into the police station, and said to Song Ya, "Are you not afraid of them going in, and you didn't turn yourself in at all?"

"Don't be afraid, I just sent a message to my dad and asked him to deal with it." Song Ya added, "I'm using the phone numbers of the two of them, so I'm not afraid that my grandma will find out."

Xia Yi was a little surprised that the girl was so well prepared.

Song Ya's character design in his mind was added.

"How do we get into your village? Do we want to pretend?" Xia Yi turned his gaze to the next street. On the street, people with red hair and blue hair and strange clothes walked by.

Comic show?
This is the first time I've seen a comic exhibition in this world. I don't know if there are any big guys in women's clothing.

"What are you pretending to do?" Song Ya was taken aback after hearing Xia Yi's words.

"Are you going to be seen by your family as soon as you enter, and then arrest you and go to Grandma Song?"

"It's okay, there are so many people, they can't notice me."

"How many people are there in your family?" Xia Yi thought that Song's family was a village about the same size as Xia's, and if there was one more person, the whole village would know immediately.

Now judging from the girl's words, the Song family is still a big family much bigger than the Xia family?
"More than 200."

"There are only more than 200 people, and they still haven't noticed you?"

While speaking, those cosplayers and visitors had already passed by Xia Yi.

One of the girls was wearing a blindfold and one hand was tied with a bandage. Seeing Xia Yi's eyes lit up, she raised the camera in her hand and asked Xia Yi if she could take a picture.

Xia Yi shook his hand.

With his good looks, if a picture is taken of him, it will be spread all over the Internet, and that Granny Song, who loves surfing the Internet, will know his whereabouts if she sees it.

The blindfolded girl was a little disappointed, she returned to the team.

Xia Yi looked at Song Ya again, wondering why the girl hadn't answered his question yet.

Turning his head, he saw Song Ya hiding behind him.

"What are you doing?" Xia Yi asked.

"That one just now was a member of my clan. I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence." Song Ya clicked her tongue.

"Clan people?" A flash of light flashed through Xia Yi's mind, and he asked, "Where is your village?"

"It's already here, this is my village." Song Ya's answer made Xia Yi stunned.

"Isn't this the town?" Xia Yi asked.

"It used to be my village, but later there were more ordinary people." Song Ya replied.

Xia Yi understood the meaning of Song Ya's words, more than 200 tribesmen, distributed in this busy town, would not notice her.

"How did your village become like this?" Looking at the blindfolded girl going away, Xia Yi frowned.

There is something wrong with the Song family's style of painting.

The Xia family's style of painting is what secretly protects the world, what the Ghost Slasher family should look like.

"It became like this before I knew it." Song Ya scratched her head, "I don't know when, but from the beginning we mixed with ordinary people..."

Before finishing speaking, Song Ya hid behind Xia Yi again.

Three middle-aged women passed by Xia Yi, chatting with each other:

"I have a hunch that today I can be a big name."

"It's still a big card, you never broke Yaojiu."

"If you break Yaojiu, you can't be a big name? Do you look down on Duan Yaojiu!"

When the three middle-aged women left, Song Ya breathed a sigh of relief: "Then one of them is my aunt, hurry up, there are too many people passing by here."

On the way following Song Ya, Xia Yi saw a middle school student who was dragged out of the Internet cafe by her parents. According to Song Ya, it was her uncle and cousin.

Playing paper men, playing mahjong, surfing the Internet, people in this family are all very trendy.

"Where are we going now?" Xia Yi asked again.

"Go see my dad."

What, are you seeing your parents so soon?
(End of this chapter)