Douluo first gave Ayin farmyard manure

Chapter 6 Brother Taught You to Sing?
"As for Duan Yun, well, that's the name of that other kid. He is also a poor kid. He was rescued from the wolf's den by the village head. He has no parents since he was a child. He is extremely filial."

Tang Hao pinched his nose and looked at the farmyard manure around Ah Yin: "Ayin, let me clean these up! How dare I put farmyard manure on you? I'm so mad."

"But having said that, Duan Yun reminded me. You really need some fertilizer, maybe it will make you recover faster."

"Is the farmyard manure okay?"

Snapped!
As soon as Ah Yin's leaves rolled, another pile of farmyard manure fell on Tang Hao's face.

"Achievement 99: The strongest child in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is [-]%!"

Maybe it's because of "Only Mom Is Good in the World" and "Little Cabbage", the progress of the bear child has increased from 98% to 99%, but unfortunately it still hasn't reached 100%, just a little bit short.

The lake surface was rippling, and Duan Yun stood up with difficulty: "That old man Tang Hao is very bad... If he comes a little later, I, a brat, will definitely be taken care of."

It’s only 1%, just tore a piece of A Yin’s leaf, and then rolled out the leaf, and it’s 100%... Duan Yun looked down and made sure that he didn’t have the conditions to harm the leaves, and relying on Ye It's definitely not good for a baby to achieve a bear child, but it's okay to wipe the butt with leaves, right?

Can't you wipe your ass?
Then find a male blue silver grass, plant it next to Ah Yin, and get a few bees to pollinate it.

As long as you use your brain, there is always a way.

On the other side, Tang San wiped off the drops of water on his face: "Duan Yun, in front of my son, call me an old man? Is that bad? When you were beaten just now, you were still called Uncle Tang Hao."

Duan Yun: "At the moment when he was about to be beaten, I sincerely regarded him as an uncle... Also, there is a problem with the logic of your sentence just now, please taste it carefully."

Tang San blinked.

Is there a problem with that sentence just now?
No!
Tang San: "Duan Yun, I feel that you have led me to the wrong end, I was not like this before."

Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "You just used my paper to wipe your ass, I am so helpful, you don't want to learn? Do you have to learn from my shortcomings? Give me back the paper!"

Tang San: "I threw it in the Water Curtain Cave after using it, go and get it myself."

The children who were playing near the waterfall had already left. Duan Yun turned his head to look a few times, but he didn't see anyone else.

Tang San: "Don't look for it, my dad must have beaten them all away... Those children are not as skinny as you, they all went home after a little scaring."

Duan Yun looked up a few times with some reluctance, wondering if he would find a way to climb up after Tang Hao left: "One hundredth, it's just a drop!"

Tang San: "Duan Yun, what are you talking about? You're talking like a god, you couldn't be stupid when you jumped down, right?"

Duan Yun: "You're so stupid...Little San, the blue silver grass just now has grass seeds, right?"

Tang San recalled, but couldn't remember, who would pay attention to whether the blue silver grass grows grass seeds?
Tang San: "What are you doing with the grass seeds?"

Duan Yun stroked his chin: "How about we roll down the grass seeds and plant hundreds of brothers for you?"

Tang San rolled his eyes, and looked at Duan Yun like an idiot... Obviously, he didn't understand Duan Yun's meaning, he just felt that Duan Yun was too detached and his thinking was not normal.

But having said that, Tang San still has some admiration for Duan Yun.

It's not because I admire Duan Yun's skill, but because I admire those two songs.

Especially the song "Only Mom Is Good in the World" is simply a killer.

When he sang just now, Tang San obviously felt that his father was touched, his eyes were reddish, and tears welled up in his eyes. When he beat him earlier, if he could sing this song, maybe he could be less forceful.

Tang San hesitated: "Duan Yun, can you sing the song "Only Mom is Good in the World" just now? I didn't remember the words!"

Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to learn? To deal with your father? Singing it when your father beats you is somewhat useful...Of course, it is also possible to beat you harder. The song "Little Cabbage" just now At that time, it felt like your dad was hitting harder!"

Tang San laughed dryly and nodded.

Duan Yun grinned and said: "Okay, don't say "Only Mom is Good in the World", I still have a song "Little Three", as long as you want to learn, I can teach you...!"

Tang San's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Duan Yun's shoulders: "Good brother."

Duan Yun patted his hand aside: "Of course I'm a good brother, but if you want to learn to sing, you have to recognize me as the boss... In our Holy Soul Village, all the children call me Boss Duan, and you can call me by my name. That's not okay." ...you can't be special."

Do something special?
I have been a human being in two lives, let me recognize a six-year-old kid as the boss?What about trouble?
Tang San's face was full of displeasure.

"Don't admit it? Then "Only Mom Is Good" is gone, but we are good brothers after all, "Little Three" is for you... Let's go, go to my house, I just annoyed your father, I brewed some myself Wine, get him some back to drink, coax him!"

Duan Yun laughed and said: "As for the song "Little Three", I will sing it to you as I walk, it is very easy to learn!"

It is obviously impossible to expect Tang San to recognize the boss with a song. Duan Yun has already made up his mind, wait for an opportunity to compete with Tang San, beat him hard, and convince him.

Tang San is now a stumbling block for him to become the child king of Holy Soul Village, as long as Tang San is defeated, the achievement of the child king of Holy Soul Village will be achieved.

Regarding Duan Yun's brewing, Tang San expressed doubts.

A six-year-old kid, can he make a fart?Back then, Tang San saw with his own eyes Duan Yun stealing sweet potatoes from his family, and then went to sell money to buy wine for Village Chief Jack... If he knew how to make wine, would he still exchange wine by stealing sweet potatoes?

But it was also at that time that Tang San's attitude towards Duan Yun became much better.

When other children have money, they all want to buy themselves some food and play.

But Duan Yun was not. He stole a few sweet potatoes at the risk of being beaten, just to exchange some wine for Village Chief Jack?Although the method is not desirable, this filial piety is indeed imprinted in the bones.

"Let's go, don't ink!"

Duan Yun grabbed Tang San's arm and walked all the way to Village Chief Jack's house.

Tang San: "Where is the song? You are singing it!"

Duan Yun: "Ahem, listen to it...the meaning of this song is very deep, and it can even be raised to the height of ethics and morality. If you understand the deep meaning, it can even affect a person's life!"

Hearing this, Tang San couldn't help showing a dignified expression.

A song can reach such a height and evaluation, is it some kind of masterpiece?
Duan Yun coughed lightly, pulled his neck and sang: "Finally you have become someone else's mistress, and I am no longer your safe haven. When you lean into his chest, have you forgotten the love I gave you?"

Tang San's forehead was full of black lines: "That's it? Damn...!"

The singing stopped abruptly.

Duan Yun pointed at Tang San, and shouted: "Grandpa Jack always praises you in front of me... he said Tang Hao is a drunkard, but his son was born handsome, and he was very well-behaved. He never bullied children or fought. , don’t curse, don’t pee on other people’s doors, don’t block other people’s chimneys...!”

Tang San: "Grandpa Jack said my father is a smelly alcoholic?"

Duan Yun said angrily: "That's not the point, praise you are good is the point! When I get home, I'll tell Grandpa Jack not to be fooled by your appearance... In your young body, there is a The soul of an adult!"

(End of this chapter)