Douluo first gave Ayin farmyard manure
Chapter 52 You Will Scare Miss Sisi
Chapter 52 You Will Scare Miss Sisi
Chrysanthemum residue?Heartbroken?
To be honest, Juhuaguan really didn't understand the deep meaning of Duan Yun's words.
Ghost Douluo nodded, choosing to trust his friend for many years, but he really didn't talk to Duan Yun.
Duan Yun: "Brother Ghost, is that you?"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Duan Yun: "The chrysanthemum is broken, heartbroken?"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Duan Yun: "Then here comes the question again. I want to know, does Sister Ju have hemorrhoids?"
In front, Ju Huaguan trembled all over, suddenly turned around and said angrily, "Shut up, don't be rude, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth apart?"
Duan Yun shrank his neck: "I'm just curious, why are you so fierce? I'm just a child!"
Ju Huaguan gritted her teeth, and stopped talking angrily.
Duan Yun: "Do you have hemorrhoids?"
Ju Hua Guan said angrily: "No, I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Ghost Douluo: "You have. As a Titled Douluo, there is no need to lie about such trivial things."
Duan Yun's eyes lit up, as if he understood something, he nodded solemnly: "I understand!"
Ghost Douluo: "What do you know?"
Duan Yun glanced back and forth between Guimei and Juhuaguan, and then raised a hand: "I have hair, I won't tell others!"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Damn, what the hell is this brat talking about?
Every sentence is completely incomprehensible.
But it's not as evil as Yueguan said, right?Don't you feel how annoying his words are?
Ghost Douluo turned to look at Su Yuntao: "Do you know what he is talking about?"
Su Yuntao thought about it: "Based on the subordinate's understanding of Duan Yun, he must be imagining some pictures in his mind. As for what kind of pictures, the subordinates don't know! It's just a six-year-old child, it must be some Innocent and lovely picture."
Ghost Douluo nodded: "It's better for the child to be naive!"
Being able to have a direct conversation with the Titled Douluo made Su Yuntao a little excited, and felt that walking was much easier.
Duan Yun still grabbed Dugu Bo's ankle, and dragged along: "Brother Su, are you cold? There is only a blanket around your body, why don't you get some clothes for you?"
Su Yuntao: "Isn't there nothing in your interspatial ring that I can wear?"
Duan Yun pointed to Dugu Bo: "He has it, look at his dark green armor, is he handsome?"
Su Yuntao is not as big-hearted as Duan Yun, as soon as his eyes meet Dugu Bo, he quickly looks away, not daring to look at Dugu Bo.
After all, he is a Titled Douluo. Although his soul power has been sealed, his majesty and momentum are still there.
"Don't be shy!"
Duan Yun hated iron but steel: "Forget it, your hands and feet are not easy, I will pick him up for you!"
In the distance, Juhuaguan and Guigui didn't stop, and continued on their way. Even when Duan Yun was found picking Dugu Bo's clothes, the two of them didn't stop.
"Woohoo!" Dugu Bo yelled indistinctly as his mouth was filled with blue silver grass.
But Duan Yun didn't pay attention to him at all, he took off the armor and long gown, and threw them to Su Yuntao.
Eh?
what is this?
Suddenly, Duan Yun's eyes lit up, and he picked up a small bag on the ground.
The workmanship of this bag is extremely exquisite, it is not like an ordinary money bag at all.
Dugu Bo twisted his body vigorously and looked at Duan Yun viciously, as if he was extremely nervous about the bag.
"You care about this bag?"
Duan Yun picked up the bag, as if he remembered something. Could this be the wishful treasure bag?
In the original book of "Douluo Continent", Dugu Bo once gave Tang San a soul guide, which is the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag. This soul guide is stronger than the 24th Bridge Moonlight Night, and it can store living things. Xiao Wu After the sacrifice, Tang San kept Xiao Wu, who was transformed into a rabbit, in the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag.
Apart from anything else, Duan Yun directly threw the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag into the interspatial ring, and at this time Su Yuntao was already dressed.
"Keep going!"
Because of walking, everyone walked for a long time before arriving at Jialing Pass.
The current Jialing Pass is just an ordinary pass, standing in the north of Barak Kingdom, but the Wuhun Branch Hall here is much larger than that of Notting City.
With the two Titled Douluos coming, Su Yuntao and Duan Yun didn't have to worry about rest and food. People from the Wuhun branch of Jialing Pass would be ready soon.
In Duan Yun's room, Su Yuntao and Duan Yun sat facing each other.
Dugu Bo was locked up alone. As for Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo, as the two of them, of course they had to live in a more luxurious place and would not stay with Duan Yun.
Su Yuntao simply ate some food, his injury is still recovering, so he can't eat too much.
Su Yuntao asked: "Xiaoyun, what picture was in your mind on the road earlier? I'm curious!"
Duan Yun: "What picture?"
Su Yuntao: "That's why you asked Master Ju Douluo if he has hemorrhoids?"
Duan Yun chuckled: "I'm just curious why Brother Ghost knows that Sister Ju has hemorrhoids. How can there be any pictures?"
I wipe?
Su Yuntao's face froze, and he quickly covered Duan Yun's mouth in fright: "Do you want to die? How dare you say such things?"
Duan Yun: "What's the matter? The two of them are brothers who live and die together. What do you talk about on weekdays? Do you know that hemorrhoids are strange? I also know that you have a mole on your left thigh. Sister Ju also knows."
Hearing this, Su Yuntao heaved a long sigh of relief, I really misunderstood, so let me just say, what does a six-year-old kid know?
No, I have to let Village Chief Jack go to Wuhun City as soon as possible.
Although I know Duan Yun, other people don't know him. If someone hears those words just now, they will definitely think wildly, and they will definitely guess whether there is a special relationship between Ghost Douluo and Ju Douluo. Lord Douluo heard that no matter how much Wuhundian attaches importance to Duan Yun, a punishment may be inevitable.
Let Chief Jack take care of him.
Jialing Pass was just a transfer station, Duan Yun wanted to take this opportunity to visit the soul fighting arena in Jialing Pass, but Su Yuntao refused to let him go.
Chrysanthemum Pass and Ghost Douluo were also in a hurry to return to Wuhun City, so they didn't plan to stay in Jialing Pass for too long, so they only stayed for one night before they left Jialing Pass.
Two carriages!
Su Yuntao, Duan Yun, Dugu Bo, three people in one car.
Chrysanthemum Pass, Ghost Douluo, the two share a car.
Duan Yun originally wanted to ride in a carriage with the two Titled Douluo, so that everyone could chat and have fun on the way. Unfortunately, Juhua Guan didn't appreciate it, and directly drove Duan Yun out of the carriage.
At this time, Duan Yun's mentality has changed.
When he left Notting City, he also planned to keep a low profile as much as possible after arriving in Wuhun City. It would be better if he could be a little transparent. It would be better not to meet with the high-level officials of Wuhun Palace, lest everyone get along with each other. Feelings, in the future when Tang San and Wuhundian fight, it is not easy to stand in line. In short, after arriving at Wuhuncheng Junior Soul Master Academy, he will keep a low-key achievement, and find a way to leave Wuhundian after finishing.
However, the attitudes of Juhuaguan and Guigui towards him changed Duan Yun's attitude towards the higher-ups of Wuhundian, and he no longer resisted.
On the carriage, Duan Yun pressed one hand on Dugu Bo's chest. The two blue silver grasses in Dugu Bo's nostrils have been pulled out. will suffocate.
But the nose was pulled out, and Dugu Bo also had dozens of wounds on his body.
The wounds were made by Duan Yun with a knife.
When Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo saw this scene earlier, they didn't feel that a six-year-old kid was too ruthless. Instead, they praised Duan Yun a few words, saying that Duan Yun was determined, and his courage alone was enough He has surpassed all his peers, and when he grows up, he must be a decisive person.
At that time, he was ashamed to praise Duan Yun, although he also felt that Juhua Guan's boast was justified.
Duan Yun's previous talent was too strong, twin martial souls, innately full of soul power, the first soul ring of the sickle is a purple thousand-year soul ring, and the blue silver grass already has the effect of detoxification without absorbing the soul ring As the so-called talent is justice, as long as Duan Yun doesn't play tricks, as long as he doesn't act like a monster, he will be pleasing to the eyes of Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo.
As time passed, the blue silver grass planted on Dugu Bo's body had begun to bear seeds.
"Harvest another wave of seeds!"
Duan Yun grinned and picked off the seeds one by one.
Su Yuntao asked suspiciously: "Xiaoyun, what are you doing with so many poisonous seeds?"
Duan Yun: "At critical moments, they are life-saving things. If you are surrounded by a group of spirit beasts in the future, just throw a few out at random. The poisonous mist will fill the air, and all spirit beasts will have to run away!"
Su Yuntao: "The poisonous smog is filling the air? Then you won't be poisoned yourself? You have to take the antidote before throwing the seeds!"
Antidote?
Of course there is an antidote. There are a lot of wishful treasures in the bag.
In addition to the detoxification pills, there are also a lot of soul coins. Duan Yun only counted roughly once, and there must be at least [-] gold soul coins. How much wine does Grandpa Jack have to sell to transfer these money?
After a long time, Duan Yun searched for more than a dozen highly poisonous seeds, and then pulled out the blue silver grass from Dugu Bo's body, and also pulled out the one in his mouth.
After a few days of torment, Dugu Bo's face had become pale, his aura became weaker and weaker, and he looked much thinner and older.
"Little brat, kill me, kill me!"
Dugu Bo roared: "You devil, you must die!"
"demon?"
Duan Yun raised his eyebrows together: "Thank you for the compliment, but you are still valuable, I am not willing to kill you. I have some new ideas, and I need the cooperation of seniors!"
Su Yuntao whispered: "Xiaoyun, why don't we stop torturing him!"
Duan Yun said indifferently: "Brother Su, you almost died at his hands, and now your heart is softening? Look at your current appearance? When you marry Miss Si Si, once you lift up your clothes, don't you scare her to death? "
Su Yuntao looked down subconsciously, showing a proud look: "Scare her to death? It's not that exaggerated!"
Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "Why is it not so exaggerated? Although the rotten place on your body has healed, there are many scars left like a dog gnawed on it. It's strange if you don't scare her!"
You mean scars?
Su Yuntao's face turned red. Sure enough, I misunderstood Xiaoyun again. How could he mean that?
(End of this chapter)
Chrysanthemum residue?Heartbroken?
To be honest, Juhuaguan really didn't understand the deep meaning of Duan Yun's words.
Ghost Douluo nodded, choosing to trust his friend for many years, but he really didn't talk to Duan Yun.
Duan Yun: "Brother Ghost, is that you?"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Duan Yun: "The chrysanthemum is broken, heartbroken?"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Duan Yun: "Then here comes the question again. I want to know, does Sister Ju have hemorrhoids?"
In front, Ju Huaguan trembled all over, suddenly turned around and said angrily, "Shut up, don't be rude, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth apart?"
Duan Yun shrank his neck: "I'm just curious, why are you so fierce? I'm just a child!"
Ju Huaguan gritted her teeth, and stopped talking angrily.
Duan Yun: "Do you have hemorrhoids?"
Ju Hua Guan said angrily: "No, I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Ghost Douluo: "You have. As a Titled Douluo, there is no need to lie about such trivial things."
Duan Yun's eyes lit up, as if he understood something, he nodded solemnly: "I understand!"
Ghost Douluo: "What do you know?"
Duan Yun glanced back and forth between Guimei and Juhuaguan, and then raised a hand: "I have hair, I won't tell others!"
Ghost Douluo: "??"
Damn, what the hell is this brat talking about?
Every sentence is completely incomprehensible.
But it's not as evil as Yueguan said, right?Don't you feel how annoying his words are?
Ghost Douluo turned to look at Su Yuntao: "Do you know what he is talking about?"
Su Yuntao thought about it: "Based on the subordinate's understanding of Duan Yun, he must be imagining some pictures in his mind. As for what kind of pictures, the subordinates don't know! It's just a six-year-old child, it must be some Innocent and lovely picture."
Ghost Douluo nodded: "It's better for the child to be naive!"
Being able to have a direct conversation with the Titled Douluo made Su Yuntao a little excited, and felt that walking was much easier.
Duan Yun still grabbed Dugu Bo's ankle, and dragged along: "Brother Su, are you cold? There is only a blanket around your body, why don't you get some clothes for you?"
Su Yuntao: "Isn't there nothing in your interspatial ring that I can wear?"
Duan Yun pointed to Dugu Bo: "He has it, look at his dark green armor, is he handsome?"
Su Yuntao is not as big-hearted as Duan Yun, as soon as his eyes meet Dugu Bo, he quickly looks away, not daring to look at Dugu Bo.
After all, he is a Titled Douluo. Although his soul power has been sealed, his majesty and momentum are still there.
"Don't be shy!"
Duan Yun hated iron but steel: "Forget it, your hands and feet are not easy, I will pick him up for you!"
In the distance, Juhuaguan and Guigui didn't stop, and continued on their way. Even when Duan Yun was found picking Dugu Bo's clothes, the two of them didn't stop.
"Woohoo!" Dugu Bo yelled indistinctly as his mouth was filled with blue silver grass.
But Duan Yun didn't pay attention to him at all, he took off the armor and long gown, and threw them to Su Yuntao.
Eh?
what is this?
Suddenly, Duan Yun's eyes lit up, and he picked up a small bag on the ground.
The workmanship of this bag is extremely exquisite, it is not like an ordinary money bag at all.
Dugu Bo twisted his body vigorously and looked at Duan Yun viciously, as if he was extremely nervous about the bag.
"You care about this bag?"
Duan Yun picked up the bag, as if he remembered something. Could this be the wishful treasure bag?
In the original book of "Douluo Continent", Dugu Bo once gave Tang San a soul guide, which is the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag. This soul guide is stronger than the 24th Bridge Moonlight Night, and it can store living things. Xiao Wu After the sacrifice, Tang San kept Xiao Wu, who was transformed into a rabbit, in the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag.
Apart from anything else, Duan Yun directly threw the Ruyi Hundred Treasure Bag into the interspatial ring, and at this time Su Yuntao was already dressed.
"Keep going!"
Because of walking, everyone walked for a long time before arriving at Jialing Pass.
The current Jialing Pass is just an ordinary pass, standing in the north of Barak Kingdom, but the Wuhun Branch Hall here is much larger than that of Notting City.
With the two Titled Douluos coming, Su Yuntao and Duan Yun didn't have to worry about rest and food. People from the Wuhun branch of Jialing Pass would be ready soon.
In Duan Yun's room, Su Yuntao and Duan Yun sat facing each other.
Dugu Bo was locked up alone. As for Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo, as the two of them, of course they had to live in a more luxurious place and would not stay with Duan Yun.
Su Yuntao simply ate some food, his injury is still recovering, so he can't eat too much.
Su Yuntao asked: "Xiaoyun, what picture was in your mind on the road earlier? I'm curious!"
Duan Yun: "What picture?"
Su Yuntao: "That's why you asked Master Ju Douluo if he has hemorrhoids?"
Duan Yun chuckled: "I'm just curious why Brother Ghost knows that Sister Ju has hemorrhoids. How can there be any pictures?"
I wipe?
Su Yuntao's face froze, and he quickly covered Duan Yun's mouth in fright: "Do you want to die? How dare you say such things?"
Duan Yun: "What's the matter? The two of them are brothers who live and die together. What do you talk about on weekdays? Do you know that hemorrhoids are strange? I also know that you have a mole on your left thigh. Sister Ju also knows."
Hearing this, Su Yuntao heaved a long sigh of relief, I really misunderstood, so let me just say, what does a six-year-old kid know?
No, I have to let Village Chief Jack go to Wuhun City as soon as possible.
Although I know Duan Yun, other people don't know him. If someone hears those words just now, they will definitely think wildly, and they will definitely guess whether there is a special relationship between Ghost Douluo and Ju Douluo. Lord Douluo heard that no matter how much Wuhundian attaches importance to Duan Yun, a punishment may be inevitable.
Let Chief Jack take care of him.
Jialing Pass was just a transfer station, Duan Yun wanted to take this opportunity to visit the soul fighting arena in Jialing Pass, but Su Yuntao refused to let him go.
Chrysanthemum Pass and Ghost Douluo were also in a hurry to return to Wuhun City, so they didn't plan to stay in Jialing Pass for too long, so they only stayed for one night before they left Jialing Pass.
Two carriages!
Su Yuntao, Duan Yun, Dugu Bo, three people in one car.
Chrysanthemum Pass, Ghost Douluo, the two share a car.
Duan Yun originally wanted to ride in a carriage with the two Titled Douluo, so that everyone could chat and have fun on the way. Unfortunately, Juhua Guan didn't appreciate it, and directly drove Duan Yun out of the carriage.
At this time, Duan Yun's mentality has changed.
When he left Notting City, he also planned to keep a low profile as much as possible after arriving in Wuhun City. It would be better if he could be a little transparent. It would be better not to meet with the high-level officials of Wuhun Palace, lest everyone get along with each other. Feelings, in the future when Tang San and Wuhundian fight, it is not easy to stand in line. In short, after arriving at Wuhuncheng Junior Soul Master Academy, he will keep a low-key achievement, and find a way to leave Wuhundian after finishing.
However, the attitudes of Juhuaguan and Guigui towards him changed Duan Yun's attitude towards the higher-ups of Wuhundian, and he no longer resisted.
On the carriage, Duan Yun pressed one hand on Dugu Bo's chest. The two blue silver grasses in Dugu Bo's nostrils have been pulled out. will suffocate.
But the nose was pulled out, and Dugu Bo also had dozens of wounds on his body.
The wounds were made by Duan Yun with a knife.
When Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo saw this scene earlier, they didn't feel that a six-year-old kid was too ruthless. Instead, they praised Duan Yun a few words, saying that Duan Yun was determined, and his courage alone was enough He has surpassed all his peers, and when he grows up, he must be a decisive person.
At that time, he was ashamed to praise Duan Yun, although he also felt that Juhua Guan's boast was justified.
Duan Yun's previous talent was too strong, twin martial souls, innately full of soul power, the first soul ring of the sickle is a purple thousand-year soul ring, and the blue silver grass already has the effect of detoxification without absorbing the soul ring As the so-called talent is justice, as long as Duan Yun doesn't play tricks, as long as he doesn't act like a monster, he will be pleasing to the eyes of Juhuaguan and Ghost Douluo.
As time passed, the blue silver grass planted on Dugu Bo's body had begun to bear seeds.
"Harvest another wave of seeds!"
Duan Yun grinned and picked off the seeds one by one.
Su Yuntao asked suspiciously: "Xiaoyun, what are you doing with so many poisonous seeds?"
Duan Yun: "At critical moments, they are life-saving things. If you are surrounded by a group of spirit beasts in the future, just throw a few out at random. The poisonous mist will fill the air, and all spirit beasts will have to run away!"
Su Yuntao: "The poisonous smog is filling the air? Then you won't be poisoned yourself? You have to take the antidote before throwing the seeds!"
Antidote?
Of course there is an antidote. There are a lot of wishful treasures in the bag.
In addition to the detoxification pills, there are also a lot of soul coins. Duan Yun only counted roughly once, and there must be at least [-] gold soul coins. How much wine does Grandpa Jack have to sell to transfer these money?
After a long time, Duan Yun searched for more than a dozen highly poisonous seeds, and then pulled out the blue silver grass from Dugu Bo's body, and also pulled out the one in his mouth.
After a few days of torment, Dugu Bo's face had become pale, his aura became weaker and weaker, and he looked much thinner and older.
"Little brat, kill me, kill me!"
Dugu Bo roared: "You devil, you must die!"
"demon?"
Duan Yun raised his eyebrows together: "Thank you for the compliment, but you are still valuable, I am not willing to kill you. I have some new ideas, and I need the cooperation of seniors!"
Su Yuntao whispered: "Xiaoyun, why don't we stop torturing him!"
Duan Yun said indifferently: "Brother Su, you almost died at his hands, and now your heart is softening? Look at your current appearance? When you marry Miss Si Si, once you lift up your clothes, don't you scare her to death? "
Su Yuntao looked down subconsciously, showing a proud look: "Scare her to death? It's not that exaggerated!"
Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "Why is it not so exaggerated? Although the rotten place on your body has healed, there are many scars left like a dog gnawed on it. It's strange if you don't scare her!"
You mean scars?
Su Yuntao's face turned red. Sure enough, I misunderstood Xiaoyun again. How could he mean that?
(End of this chapter)
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