Douluo first gave Ayin farmyard manure

Chapter 18 Tang Hao's mentality has collapsed
The door was pushed open, Tang San looked at Duan Yun with his head: "Boss Duan, hurry up, don't mess with my father."

Duan Yun chuckled: "I've said it all, I really called him Uncle Tang Hao... Let's go climb the waterfall together? See how the blue silver grass grows inside. Does the farm manure work? If the farm manure doesn't care Use it, let’s dig it up and plant it outside!”

Tang San shook his head quickly: "No!"

Duan Yun: "Okay, then I'll go, go home and get a hoe...I'll be able to swing the hoe very well!"

After speaking, he turned around and left with the wild fruit in his hand.

Is this okay?

bump!
Tang Hao rushed out, grabbed Duan Yun's neck, and lifted Duan Yun up as if he was grabbing a chicken: "Little brat, do you still dare to climb the waterfall? Are you afraid of falling to your death? Believe it or not, I will report to Village Chief Jack? "

Are you afraid that I will poach your wife?
Duan Yun curled his lips and said, "There is a lake under the waterfall, you can't die if you fall into the water!"

Tang Hao: "Don't go, if you dare to let me know that you are going to climb a waterfall in the future, I will discipline you for him without the help of Village Chief Jack!"

Duan Yun: "Strangle my neck? Lock my throat, right? You can pinch my people, but you can't pinch my heart. There will always be times when you are not at home, right? I will go when you are not at home." Climb, I will climb up, climb down, climb up again, and I will climb down again, I will piss you off!"

Ahhhhh!
I'm so angry, God, please take this brat away.

Tang Hao's teeth itched in anger, he also watched Duan Yun grow up, if it were a child from another village, he might have crushed him to death.

Tang Hao took a deep breath, forcibly calming down his angry expression, and replaced it with a smiling face: "Xiaoyun, uncle shouldn't be harsh on you just now... how about uncle forging a toy knife for you? You go to the back mountain to cut trees, Do whatever you want, don't climb the waterfall, it's too dangerous."

As he spoke, he gently put down Duan Yun, and even tidied up his clothes for Duan Yun.

Tang San followed: "Boss Duan, listen to my father, he is also doing it for your own good, don't be too naughty."

Duan Yun raised his neck: "For my own good? He kicked me when he was drunk, but also for my own good?"

Tang San rolled his eyes: "Again?"

Duan Yun: "This is a stain on your father's life, and I plan to let my son know about it in the future."

Tang Hao shuddered... My God, this is too vengeful, right?Regret, I shouldn't have been impulsive back then, I shouldn't have kicked him with the strength of alcohol.

At this time, Duan Yun suddenly said: "But I don't want to climb the waterfall, as long as Uncle Tang Hao promises me three conditions, I will never go to the waterfall to have fun again!"

Tang Hao's eyes lit up: "What conditions, you say."

Duan Yun raised a finger: "The first condition... you are not allowed to complain to Grandpa Jack in the future!"

Tang Hao hesitated for a moment. To be honest, he was used to suing. Every time he saw Duan Yun being mischievous, the first thing he thought of was to sue.

Every time he heard that Duan Yun was beaten up by village chief Jack again, Tang Hao would feel secretly happy for a long time, and would drink a few more sips of wine.

This is a bug that needs to be corrected.

Tang Hao glanced at Tang San from the corner of his eye... Well, if Duan Yun causes trouble again in the future, he will ask Xiao San to file a complaint.

Tang Hao: "Okay, I promise you, I won't sue in the future!"

Duan Yun was overjoyed: "The second condition is that you have to stop drinking in the future, and even if you can't, you must at least reduce your drinking capacity by half... I don't feel sorry for Xiaosan, but I just think you're detrimental to the image of Saint Soul Village!"

Tang San was grateful in his heart, obviously he didn't expect Duan Yun to raise such a condition.

It is well known in Saint Soul Village that Dad is addicted to alcohol, and he is drunk every day. It is definitely a good thing if he can stop drinking or drink less.

Thinking of this, Tang San is even more grateful... Good brother, show loyalty, Boss Duan's request for this condition must be for me.

Tang Hao frowned slightly, and looked at Duan Yun unexpectedly: "This condition...!"

Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "What? Is it difficult? Don't stop me, I'm going to the public toilet in the village to take out excrement... and then pour it all into the small lake under the waterfall. Let's turn the small lake into a cesspool first. .”

"Eh? Don't bother!"

Tang Hao said helplessly: "I didn't say no to agree, why not agree?"

Duan Yun stretched out his finger: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, let's hook our fingers!"

Hey!
Tang Hao sighed, and hooked a finger with Duan Yun in a hopeless manner.

Duan Yun: "Drink less wine, and you can save some money for the family... I suspect that your drinking money is saved by forging sickles and cutting corners. The sickle I bought from you last time turned out to be wooden. If I had known, I wouldn't have Bought it!"

wooden handle?

The scythes for mowing grass in the village all have wooden handles, okay?Do you still want to replace it with an iron handle?Besides, did I force you to buy it?You were the one who fooled me away with three copper soul coins.

Tang Hao gritted his teeth and said, "The third condition, let's talk about it!"

With a light cough, Duan Yun's expression became serious: "The third condition...tomorrow the deacon Su Yuntao of the Martial Spirit Branch Hall in Notting City will give the children in the village a martial soul test, and Xiao San must go with me to participate in the martial soul test .”

Tang San was overjoyed, and looked at Tang Hao expectantly.

Tang Hao's face was ashen, and he waved his hand abruptly: "No, the first two conditions are fine, and Xiaosan can't participate in the Martial Soul test!"

Tang San asked anxiously: "Why?"

Tang Hao: "Anyway, it's not okay. If you dare to sneak in, I'll break your leg!"

Tang San's eyes turned red, feeling extremely wronged.

Duan Yun was furious, and cupped his hands and said, "It's too much to say, take your leave... wait for me to go home and get a hoe!"

I... my TM mentality has collapsed!

The veins on Tang Hao's forehead bulged, and he roared: "Duan Yun, you...you're mad at me to death! Okay, can I agree? Can't I let Xiaosan take part in the martial spirit test?"

Duan Yun's expression immediately became grinning: "Uncle Tang Hao, do you want to eat fruit? Let me wash one for you? It's so sweet!"

bump!
Tang Hao's chest heaved in anger, but he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he simply slammed the door and went back to the room.

Out of sight, out of sight, he really didn't want to see Duan Yun, this brat again.

At this moment, Tang Hao suddenly discovered a problem. He and Duan Yunming had been fighting secretly for several years and it seemed that they hadn't gained much advantage.

Xiaosan, fight for your father, and quickly find a chance to beat Duan Yun.

I'm an elder, so it's not easy to beat him up, otherwise I would have beaten him up long ago.

Outside, Tang San bowed deeply to Duan Yun: "Boss Duan, thank you!"

Duan Yun hugged Tang San's shoulders: "You are my little brother, you are the one who follows me, and it is right to cover you...Look at this time, Widow Wang should be taking a bath, brother, I will take you to her house for a walk ?”

God, what's going on in a six-year-old's head?
Tang San: "Boss Duan, are you actually this kind of person?"

Duan Yun: "The melons in the backyard of Widow Wang's house are very ripe. Let's pick two and try while she is taking a bath."

Tang San:"……!"

Duan Yun: "When I get to Widow Wang's house, I'll watch her take a bath, and you secretly pick melons in the backyard... Don't worry, once she comes out of the tub, I will notify you as soon as possible."

Tang San:"……!"

Continuous reversal, Tang San suddenly had a feeling of being flashed.

Duan Yun: "Little San, I feel that your father loves me more than you."

Tang San: "?? Love you?? My father can't wait to strangle you to death?"

Duan Yun stretched out a finger and shook it: "From love to hatred, look, he actually promised me so many conditions in order not to let me climb the waterfall. What is it if he doesn't love me? What about you? He won't let you If I go, I just need to beat you up."

Tang San:".!"

(End of this chapter)