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Chapter 1 Holy Soul Village One Hegemony

Holy Soul Village, the home of the village chief, Old Jack.

"Grandpa Jack, I finished washing the dishes. I have an appointment with other children today, and I am going to tell them a story. I am leaving first!"

A six or seven-year-old boy ran out of the kitchen, wiped his wet hands on his clothes indiscriminately, and ran out of the yard.

The little boy's appearance is extremely delicate, and he looks very cute. Those who are not familiar with him will definitely fall in love with him when they see him at first sight, but those who are familiar with him know that this is a brat.

On weekdays at Old Jack's house, he was really well-behaved. He did everything from washing and cooking to chopping firewood, which was called filial piety.

But once you leave the house, you can do anything.

Cut girls hair.

Dig up the neighbor's sweet potatoes.

Peek at the old Wang's wife taking a bath.

Whistle to the young women of the village.

Three years ago, when the little boy was only three years old, he beat up Tang Hao's son Tang San, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. After crying for a long time, Tang Hao came to the door and complained to Old Jack. Two were broken.

After that, although the little boy also beat other children in the village, he never beat Tang San again. Apart from Tang Hao's complaint, there was another reason. He couldn't beat him.

But just a few days ago, he ran to the door of blacksmith Tang Hao's house and took a piss because Tang Hao was drunk and kicked him for no reason while walking on the road.

Two words, naughty!

Three words, brat!
There are three tyrants in Shenghun Village, the goose at the head of the village, the dog on the street, and Duan Yun running around.

In the village, almost all the adults have complained to the village chief, Old Jack, and Old Jack has educated him, as evidenced by the broken cane in the yard.

But lessons are lessons, people just don't change.

It's fine if you don't change it, the key is that he is very obedient when he is at home, he will beat his legs and rub his shoulders for Old Jack when he has nothing to do, so that Old Jack can't even vent his anger.

"Stinky boy!"

Looking at the back of the little boy leaving, Old Jack shook his head helplessly: "When I rescued you from the wolf's mouth, why didn't I see that you were so naughty. My liver hurts!"

After saying that, Old Jack went back to the room, only to find that there was a small pot of hot water on the table, and there was a flagon in the hot water.

Next to it, there is a note.

"Grandpa Jack, I'll give you warm wine. You are not in good health, so drink less. This is the wine I bought with money from selling sweet potatoes!"

Old Jack's eyes became hot, and he couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes: "Stinky boy, here we go again. Being courteous for nothing, there must be no good deeds, maybe he will do something bad again!"

After speaking, Old Jack handed the wine jug under his nose.

"It's so fragrant!"

After leaving home, Duan Yun trotted all the way, and not long after, he saw the blacksmith's shop in the distance, which was Tang San's home.

Duan Yun took a deep breath and stopped.

"Open the system interface and check the current achievement progress!"

In the next second, a virtual interface appeared in his mind.

It's been six years since he first came to this world, and when he opened his eyes, he was almost frightened to death. He was actually transported to a wolf's den and became a baby who was about to be killed by a she-wolf. Tear it up and feed it to the wolf cubs.

At that time, it was a heart that was ashamed, why not time travel?It just happened to be the wolf cub's lunch?You can let me time travel to become a wolf!
Just when he was cursing God for being blind, Old Jack appeared, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, waving a carrot, and rescued Duan Yun from the wolf's den.

Duan Yun still can't figure out how old Jack did it, maybe it was just a ruthless effort, or, those wolves were simply huskies in disguise.

After rescuing him home, the old Jack gave him a very famous name. Jerry!

That's right, Jerry!
Before Duan Yun was one year old, he had been called Jerry. Duan Yun felt wronged, but he had no choice but to be a mouse for a year.

Jerry, just because your old man's name is Jack, you gave me such a name?At that time, Duan Yun almost thought that he had traveled to "Tom and Jerry".

It wasn't until he learned to speak that he forced Old Jack to change his name. Duan Yun was exactly his previous name.

Cry if you don't change it, cry for a day when you cry, and pull out your beard while crying. Old Jack has no choice but to follow Duan Yun.

"Ding!"

"Reminder: The achievement system interface is open!"

"Achievement 98: Holy Soul Village Child King, the current progress is [-]%!"

"Achievement 86: The strongest child in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is [-]%!"

"Achievement 100: The most handsome boy in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is [-]%! The reward "Poisonous Dragon Whip" comes from "Legend of the Condor Heroes" Mei Chaofeng, has been obtained!"

"Achievement 0: The richest man in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is [-]%!"

"Reminder: After each achievement is completed, achievement rewards will be randomly obtained!"

After a while, Duan Yun turned off the system and went straight to the children outside the blacksmith shop.

There are only four achievements in the achievement system, and Duan Yun has only completed one of them. It is "the most handsome boy in Holy Soul Village". He did not contribute to this achievement at all, and he got it automatically when he was three years old.

To describe it in one sentence. Born to be the prettiest boy, village grass!
This has always been Duan Yun's pride. When he first achieved this achievement, he walked with his nostrils upturned for several days, and felt that he was beautiful if he was floating.

"Find a chance and beat Tang San again, and you should be able to achieve the achievement of the child king of Shenghun Village. However, Tang San has already practiced Tangmen's skills, and the Ziji Demon Eye and hidden weapons have also been practiced. I wonder if my "Poisonous Dragon Whip" can beat him!"

"If you can't do it, think of other ways. In short, you must let Tang San call me the boss, otherwise this child king will not be able to get the achievement."

"As for the strongest kid in Holy Soul Village, am I not bad enough?"

Duan Yun murmured in his heart: "No, I have to find a way to keep fighting. Today I'm going to go all out. If the next few methods still fail, I really have nothing to do!"

Bear boy, let's go!

Outside the blacksmith shop, a group of children gathered, there were more than a dozen of them, most of them were six or seven years old, and some were only three or four years old, and they were still blowing out their noses.

"Boss Duan, come quickly, the stools are all set up for you, then tell us a story!"

"I don't listen to cat and mouse today, I want to listen to Snow White and the seven big men!"

"Hey, I want to listen to Big Big Wolf Eating Sheep!"

Duan Yun was surrounded by a group of children and sat on the bench.

Cough!

Duan Yun waved his hand: "Everyone sit down, be quiet and strong, wipe your nose clean, don't eat it! And you, don't bite your fingers!"

The King of Children in Holy Soul Village, the achievement progress is 98%.

They were all punched out, dare to be disobedient?I'm afraid I owe a beating.

Soon, a group of children fell silent.

Duan Yun glanced around, frowned and said: "Where's Tang San? Where did he die again?"

(End of this chapter)