Salted Fish in Marvel World

Chapter 55 Tony's four ways to die?
"What?"

Why are there only four?

Tony froze for a moment: "Wait, wait, wait, why...how come there are only four? And, I am Tony, not Donny!"

"Uh, OK, Tony Shit Tucker."

Tony: "..."

I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not!
"Forget it, don't talk about that."

What do you mean stop talking about this?
"First of all, Ethan is your savior, he is dying, I saved him, so - this is the first favor. What do you think, Tony?" Chino raised his finger and pointed at the bald Ethan.

"Yeh,...well, that's true!" Tony blinked and nodded.

"As for the second favor, I saved your life!" Kino raised his finger and pointed to Tony's chest.

"Wait! Wait... I don't need your help! Facts have proved that with my armor, I escaped successfully. Your meddling is just superfluous." Tony said righteously.

"Oh, is that so? I don't know what kind of beautiful picture it will be when you fall from the sky and hit the scorched desert at a height of 500 meters..." Kino smiled, and then pointed to the jeep not far away, "That blood... you hit it, right? It's the same on tires that are still somewhat elastic, not to mention the sand in the desert."

The scorched sand in the desert is very hard!

Do you think it is water?

Have a buffer?
Don't talk about it, OK?

Even diving, jumping down from tens of meters is basically the same posture.The body is stretched [丨], and the arms are V-shaped, breaking through the water first to slow down the impact on the body.

Those who have not undergone strict training will be seriously injured if they go down.

The backlash of water is also very strong.

If it is shot horizontally like this, nine out of ten will belch.

Not to mention more 'dense' sand bodies.

This is not a movie.

The MK1 armor without a buffer, fell straight on the desert, 100% belching.

Tony was also instantly dumb, his face twitched unnaturally a few times: "Okay, just pretend you saved me! But, I hurt my buddy. You saved me, and I hurt my buddy, so let's It's like—you hurt my buddy. So, we're even!"

James Rhodes looked at the old man in a daze.

Everyone is also mentally retarded.

Black Widow rolled her eyes.

"Your math blew me away, boy!"

Tony: "..."

"OK, I saved you, prevented you from being thrown to death, and then you injured Rhodes, and then we were even, is that so?"

"YES!"

"Okay then, let's put it another way! This time we discard the possibility of you being thrown to death, assuming you are intact. However, there is no water in the desert, and you may die of thirst if you cannot support rescue in the hot desert. You—Game Over!"

Tony blinked, a bit unable to refute, this possibility does exist.

"Another hypothesis! The desert is so big, Rhodes' helicopter may not be able to find you in time. And you have no water, no objects, you may lose your way, and when you are tired, hungry and thirsty, you— —Game Over!"

Tony: "..."

"And...to put it another way, there are many types of venomous snakes in the desert, such as rattlesnakes, desert horned vipers, cobras, carpet vipers, etc...you—Game Over!"

Tony's face twitched again, this possibility is not impossible.He didn't have an antidote, and if he was really bitten by a poisonous snake, his end would really be possible...

"Then! I looked at your parabolic distance, and it's just that you have turned over the mountains of those freedom fighters. Although their weapons and ammunition were blown up by you, it will not be difficult for them to catch up with you. At that time...you ——Game Over!"

Tony's face darkened completely.

"And there's..."

"Stop——Stop!!!" Tony's face was so dark that he tilted his head, drooping his head, "OK, OK, you saved me, I owe you a second favor."

motherfucker.

You can talk more than me!

Kino smiled, just to convince you.

Playing with brother?
kill you!
You saved four possibilities, you only offset one, and there are three more, and then I will beep with my brother... I will make you owe three more favors!

"What about the third one?"

"The third one?" Kino glanced at War Machine outside, "If you want me to save him, it is naturally another favor."

"Hmph, whoever wants you to save me, doctor, doctor, where did you die, get out of here quickly." Rhodes yelled.

The military doctor who was standing by quickly ran over carrying the stretcher.

The smart Tony could tell at a glance that there was a conflict between the two.But he is still very grateful to the old man. In order to save a favor, he went to the hospital to lie down for two months.

He really is a good brother.

"It seems that the third one is gone." Tony shrugged, gloating slightly.

"No, there's the third one!" Kino pointed at Tony's chest, "There's a big hole here, shouldn't it hurt? I can heal it for you!"

What happened to the Iron Man detection light on his chest, Kino didn't know very well.

According to that depth, it means that the sternum was also snapped off, and then a 'metal cup' was pressed inside to connect the surrounding broken sternum?

This kind of surgery can only live in movies.

But no matter what, Tony's chest is a big hole.

"!!!" His expression changed suddenly, "Are you serious?"

No one likes to dig a big hole in their chest. If it does, it will feel weird when they have sex with beautiful models.

"Of course, I can save Ethan, just patch a hole, it's a breeze."

Iron Man doesn't have to need that kind of "search light" connected to the body. Didn't he have an operation in the third part? In the third part of the Women's Federation, it became a small nano box.

So, it doesn't need to be put in the body, isn't that the 'war machine'?

So curing Tony will not affect the birth of 'Iron Man'.

"Okay, I owe you the third favor, so what is the fourth?" Tony decided to compromise, for his own health.

"The fourth..." Kino approached, put his arms around Tony's shoulders, and whispered in his ear, "Your hemoptysis is very smart, didn't you feel that this kidnapping incident is very strange? Think about you Dad’s good friend, shareholder of Stark Enterprises and one of the elders, Obaday Stanislav. Who will benefit the most when you die?”

After speaking, he patted Tony on the shoulder lightly, smiled and left.

Only Tony was left with a stiff and ashen face, stunned in place, and a violent storm was set off in his mind.

Opadry Stane?

Opadry Stane?

Opadry Stane?

"..."

After his teeth creaked, Tony suddenly realized that he had seen him get into the jeep in the video conversation with Obaday before he left.

Could it be him?

Crunch - damn it!

"Hey, Tony, what's the matter?" Ethan walked over.

"It's nothing, let's go, we all need a good rest."

"Yeah, it's time to take a break."

(End of this chapter)