Salted Fish in Marvel World

Chapter 52 Your name is Donnie Shit Tucker?
Afghan military airport.

Ah.

To be honest, it is well known in previous lives that the discipline of American soldiers is loose. I never thought that it is still so bad in this Marvel Earth.

And, the enjoyment of Americans is also top-notch.

In the heat and barrenness of this desert, can an artificial beach be created?

Although it's not big, but... Hehe, I really don't know if the American soldiers are here for vacation or for 'work'.

Chino was lazily lying on the beach chair, wearing sunglasses, with a 'glass full of dragon fruit juice' in his left hand and a glass of 'fresh watermelon juice' in his right hand.

The helicopter slowly landed from the sky, and Chino picked up the dragon fruit cup, rushed to the future "war machine" James Rhodes who stepped down from it, and greeted him from a distance.

"Hi!"

"Humph!"

The other party only responded with a cold scowl, and then walked away angrily.

"It's impolite."

"Aren't you afraid that they will find someone first and hit you in the face?"

On the other side, Natasha, the black widow, was also sunbathing on the beach chair, and Chino knew that the black widow was just tempting her to get revenge for being teased in the hotel that day!
"Heh, if he had that ability, he would have found it long ago, and still needs us?" Kino curled his lips in disdain.

Seeing that the other party easily ignored her temptation, the Black Widow felt a little upset.

"We're going to stay here for a 'vacation'?" As she said that, the Black Widow turned her head and asked curiously, "Did you find anything?"

"Well, Tony Stark has already built his equipment and started to escape." Chino said while spitting, "To be honest, I'm a little depressed, building armor under their noses , none of those guys can find out?"

Is it too low?

Just play kidnapping?
Stupid not stupid!
Black Widow rolled her eyes: "Since he started running away, you..."

"No rush, let him be happy first." Chino smiled and waved his hands.

"..."

In fact, he was a little puzzled. Why did nothing happen when Tony fell from the sky?During the airport battle during the Civil War, "War Machine" Rhodes fell from the sky, broke his spine and nearly died.Tony took a large parabola, and the first-generation mech MK1 was just steel, without any ability to resist blows and buffers.

Even if it is a desert, it is not water.

The scorched sand in the desert is also very hard, and the two fell about the same distance. When the performance of the first generation MK1 was not strong, Tony survived?
Well, even if you didn't break your spine, you should spit blood anyway.

Not even blood, isn't it too childish.

Heh, it really deserves to be the protagonist's halo.

Feeling sorry for 'War Machine', Rhodes who is loved by no one, suddenly... Chino doesn't hate that black charcoal head very much anymore.

"Oh? It's finally my turn!" Kino smiled and stood up, wrapped in thick fog, and disappeared...

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In a certain cave, Tony and Ethan are staging a "Prison Break Battle"!
"Remember, go forward 41 steps to the door, take 16 steps, take the fork on the right, and turn right after 33 steps!"

"OK, remember."

At this moment, the explosives set by the gate exploded, and the two sad passers-by were blown into pieces.

"Start the power system."

"OK, how...how?"

"Press the F11 key, and when you see the progress bar, press ctrl and I, and then press the Enter key!"

"OK, all right. They're coming!" Ethan said nervously.

"Don't worry, just help me install it first."

"They're coming, they're coming... Uh, there's not enough time! Hey, I'll buy you some time!" Ethan said anxiously, then picked up the AK of passerby A, and rushed forward like a death warrior. went out, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

"Hey—Ethan, follow the plan, follow the plan..."

Ethan has already rushed out.

"Ethan—"

…………

After recharging, Tony finally reached the door after a lot of fighting, but Ethan had already been pierced through his body and was waiting to die.

"Stark."

"Come on, we have to go." Seeing the old man dying, Tony's eyes were red, "Come on, get up, buddy, you still have to see your family."

"My family is dead, and I... I'm going to see them too, Stark."

Tony's eyes turned red.

"Don't worry... I... I have nothing to worry about."

Tony's chest heaved violently, and he smiled dryly: "Thank you for saving..."

At this moment, a dense fog suddenly appeared in the cave.Along with the appearance of dense fog, there was a deep voice.

— "Are you Donnie Shittuck?"

　The black widow underwent surgery and was infertile.According to the analysis of some Marvel masters, they even came up with a result that the Black Widow may not have a sense of pleasure, or feel that it is slow in that kind of thing. And, she almost doesn't have that desire, it can be said that she is sexually... frigid.Of course, the ants don't know if this is true.According to what they say, the Black Widow is really chaste except for those rumored boyfriends.After all, she is more than 80 years old, and she is much more chaste than ordinary American women.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)