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Chapter 81
Now the poor Savage teammate really couldn't die anymore.

"Teammate! Why did you die, teammate? How despicable! Someone actually did such a thing just to steal a car!"

Although Chun Hei spoke righteously, he opened his teammate's relic box and picked up his teammate's equipment.

"Huh? Didn't you tell me to shoot? I've never seen such brazenness!"

Hao Meng also came over to grab the equipment from Chunhei.

"Can you two stop fighting! Can you still have fun? MD cancer, a good teammate will be killed by you! If you have a car, come to the school to pick me up! The poison is coming!"

K cried out in despair.

[Savage Teammates of Heaven]
[Teammate: There is a saying about MMP that I don’t know if I should say it or not]
[Savage teammates have no human rights]
[When these two tumors come together, someone will suffer]
[2333 entertainment effect full score]
……

Here, the two are greedily searching for the equipment dropped by their teammates. The poisonous fog is indeed coming, so the two hurried to the beach buggy, got on the car and fled.

"I'll drive! I'll drive! Look at my amazing driving skills!"

Chun Hei grabbed the driving seat as soon as he came up, but Hao Meng didn't care, and sat in the back seat of the car.

"Let's go, this car can only accommodate two people, K, you can run slowly..."

"So you just abandon me? Forget it, anyway, I found the car here, and I found that the game would be easier if I didn't stay with you cancerous tumors. I just killed another enemy, and I got five kills. "

The teammate icon representing K in the distance turned into a steering wheel, and he obviously also drove into the car.

Chunhei drove over the mountains and ridges, not taking the usual route, and drove to the safe area, but when the car rushed down from the top of the mountain, it overturned.

"This is your so-called magic car skill? I was thrown to the ground!"

Hao Meng's game character jumped out of the overturned car, and his health was deducted a little, and now he still has 90.00% of his health.

"Is it my fault that this car is not easy to control? It is basically a problem with this car or the terrain. You will overturn if you drive it."

Chun Hei hurriedly shrugged off responsibility.

The roar of an engine came from a distance, and K rushed over on a small three-wheeled motorcycle.

"What's the situation, do you need my help?"

"I'll drive! The old driver promises not to roll over this time!"

Haruki started grabbing the driver's seat again.

"Tumor, if you overturn this time, let's see how you can get rid of the blame, and you look at me, I never abandon my teammates, if you overturn, I will come to save you."

……

[Conscience Teammate K]
[Is this motorcycle a three-bouncer? ]
[The flag has been set, bet fifty cents that it will be turned again this time]
[Rollover scheduled]
……

This time everyone took a tricycle, which just fits three people, and the speed is quite fast.

Seemingly having learned the previous lesson, this time Chunhei did not ride a three-wheeled motorcycle over mountains and ridges, but drove on a piece of farmland.

Suddenly a car approached in the distance, obviously a car of enemies.

"There is a car!"

"Shoot!"

Hao Meng and K sat in the car and took out their guns to shoot at the car of people. The car on the other side rushed to the farmland and seemed to want to catch up with Hao Meng's tricycle. However, the terrain may be uneven, and the car bumped a bit. , and then overturned.

"These idiots are overturned!"

Chun Hei laughed.

But soon he stopped laughing. Four people got out of the overturned car and shot wildly at the tricycle. Even Hao Meng, who was sitting in the carriage, was hit several times and lost a lot of blood. .

"Run! Run! There are so many of them, they can't beat them!"

Everyone hurriedly urged them to flee the scene. Haruhiro drove the black-smoking tricycle into a pit in a panic.

The tricycle traveling at high speed was instantly thrown upside down, drawing a curve and rolling in midair...

"How did you drive! Why did the car suddenly fly!"

This car of people fell out of the car and fell to the ground fiercely from mid-air. Three people were thrown to the ground one after another. off.

"..."

A bewildering silence.

"Who said just now that the car will not overturn?"

Hao Meng suddenly asked.

"Yes! Who is it?"

K also chimed in.

"The car didn't roll over! It's just that the car flew up and fell out of the car. It's not a rollover..."

Haruki argued.

"And it was you who urged me to run quickly. I accidentally drove the car away in a hurry, so it's not my fault."

"It's not your fault, who is it?"

"You!"

"So, it's my fault, blame me? What a cancer!"

K felt weak for a while and couldn't help laughing out loud.

The blame is flying all over the sky here, it's like a blame game.

[GG is typed in laughter]
[This pot is dumped, full marks! ]
[Teammate K's strength is behind the blame]
……

"I suggest that in the next Spring Festival, don't touch the car, so as not to overturn it again, let me drive it."

Hao Meng suggested.

"I'm saying that I won't ride in a black car anymore, and I will definitely not let Chunhei touch a car in the next game!"

K also expressed his attitude.

……

It's the next round of the game.

There is still a wildling teammate in this round, just like the previous round, he is still a taciturn wildling teammate.

At the beginning of the parachute jump, the savage teammate didn't skydive together. It seemed to be a beat slower, and he jumped a little far away from Hao Meng and his group.

But everyone didn't pay attention to it, and concentrated on searching for equipment in the room.

"What the hell is this time? It's outside the circle again, and I'm going to run the map later."

K glanced at the map and found that this time his luck was still bad.

"Who chose the place just now?"

"You!"

"Okay, it's a shame, let's force it."

"Stop making trouble, I found the car, and leave before the poison arrives."

Hao Meng ran to a car parked in the garage at this time, and decided to grab the driver's seat first.

At this moment, there was a sound of an engine in the distance.

"Who's driving?"

Haruki immediately became alert when he heard the voice.

"It's okay, it's that wildling teammate. This guy actually found a car to pick us up."

K took a look on the roof of the building, and found that his previously forgotten Savage teammate actually came driving a white car.

And Hao Meng also drove the car out of the garage, so there were two cars in the team.

"Good teammate, I'll drive!"

Haruhiro hurriedly ran to grab the car sent by his Savage teammates.

"Let's leave this cancer alone, let him open it, let him turn it over."

Teammate K chose Hao Meng's car.

The savage teammate didn't think much about it, and switched to the passenger seat, giving up the driver's seat to Tu Tu Chunhei.

The two cars drove to a safe area together.

On the way, Chun Hei suddenly smiled awkwardly.

"Well, can you guys turn around and come back to help me? I overturned the car again..."

Hao Meng moved the mouse and turned the angle of view. Sure enough, the car belonging to Chun Hei and Savage teammate was overturned on the ground, and the two of them sat in the car helplessly.There was no rush to come down.

"You speed up and run over to see if you can knock the car over."

Haruki suggested that he was still reluctant to abandon the car.

Hao Meng thought about it for a while, and this method is not bad, so he didn't think much about it. He aimed at Chunhei's car, the engine roared, and the exhaust pipe made a sound like farting. He turned on the nitrogen to accelerate, and accelerated straight at the fastest speed. rushed over...

For some reason, Chun Hei, who was sitting on all fours in the car, and his savage teammate looked at the car that was getting closer and closer, and felt a little bad...

　Thank you Lingmeng Baby for the reward of 500 coins!Thanks for the 300 coins rewarded by Holy Bai Ze!Thanks for the 100 coins rewarded by me!Thank you for the 100 coins rewarded by Daai Hatsune Miku!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)