funny anchor

Chapter 767 Confession and parting

A certain dead house group.

In the group, various incomprehensible encrypted messages mixed with a few pictures are still swiping the screen.

At this moment, with the change of the [Group Notification] screen in the upper right corner of the chat software, and the appearance of a system prompt, as if time had stopped, the status quo of swiping the screen instantly stopped——

['Funny' has opened a group video, come and join! 】

Countless group friends were stunned for a few seconds, and after realizing it, they rushed to join the group video immediately...

……

Looking at the picture of her side captured by the camera in the [Group Video] that popped up, Xiao Sami, who was sitting in front of the computer, was a little dumbfounded.

Obviously I just clicked on some "encrypted chat" software, why did the computer camera suddenly start working?

What's happening here?
Just when Xiao Sa Miao was puzzled, a group of strange viewers suddenly poured in the group video of herself, and the prompts of various sand sculpture names entering the chat frantically swiped the screen, and at the same time, the text chat bar below the group video There is also a normal text chat at last:

"You are indeed the leader of the group! Your plan succeeded!"

"Finally...it lives up to the amount of messages I've been sending out with my face scrolling keyboard these past few days!"

"Hahahaha... Funny little loli, she really took the bait. She really thought that the group file contained some software to crack the encrypted chat!"

"Wait a minute... By the way, the one who turned on the camera is also a loli... But this is not funny..."

……

With the appearance of this news, the members of the sand sculpture group woke up from the excitement of the successful plot, looked carefully at the video screen, and then noticed the blond double-tailed cat-eared maid in the screen and the expression on his face. The ignorant little loli is not the funny one in everyone's impression.

Also very quickly, the maid on the screen, Little Lolita, was also recognized by the group of friends——

"Huh? Isn't this the 'can't afford to mess with' little loli from Ji below the line last time?"

"So it turns out that Miss Lolita you mentioned earlier is her...why is she dressed in a maid outfit now? Cosplay?"

"Come out, the leader of the dog pack! You swore before that you couldn't afford to mess with the funny little lolita. What do you say now?"

"MMP...wasting my emotions and making me excited..."

……

Outside the blind spot captured by the camera, Hao Meng, who was peeking at the screen, watched the chat content in the group video and gradually sorted out the clue——

It seems that the identity of the "funny friend" that I pretended to be in the group did not know when it was exposed and was suspected. The group owner and group members worked together to design a plan to trick myself into clicking on the software disguised as a Trojan horse to force open the camera and ' Group video' to confirm my true identity...

If I hadn't been careful to let Xiao Sami replace him, I'm afraid the scheme of these sand sculpture group members has succeeded by now!
The only thing that is doubtful is that I usually pretend to be so good that I even managed to get past the level of the basics below the line. When and for what reason did the group leader have doubts about his identity?

Just when little Lori was puzzled, the group leader who couldn't stand the pressure immediately made a statement to clear her doubts:
"No... you also saw the funny little loli live broadcast "Other People's World" a few days ago. The server she live broadcast is our server! This server was opened by me, who... Gou RE, Gou 96, you were also there at the time You can testify for me in the game! And the 'whitelist' I set up is to prevent naughty kids from blowing up the server. Only people from our die-hard otaku group can enter the server..."

"Think about it! If the funny little loli is not in our group, how can she enter our game server to broadcast live? How can you dog group members be on TV? And the most suspicious person in our group is naturally that' Can't afford to be 'funny...'"

The words of the group leader caused the group members to fall into silence for a short time.

After a while, a member of the group weakly sent a message:
"Isn't Can't Offend Funny that he's a friend of Funny Little Lolita? It's possible that 'Can't Offend' simply lends the game client and account password to Funny..."

However, the group leader immediately overturned this guess with some emphatic additions.

"This is the IP whitelist I set up! Unless you are in a home that you can't afford to offend, simply sharing the game body and login account password will not be able to enter the server!"

"Then it's possible that the funny little loli came to the house of 'Can't afford to offend' as a guest, and by the way, she used the live broadcast on the computer of Can't afford to offend Loli?" "

The previous group member guessed again, but this guess was obviously far-fetched.

Who the hell would go to someone else's house and borrow a computer to start a live broadcast!
Moreover, the background of the room where the funny little loli started the live broadcast was obviously different from the room background shown in the group video in front of him, and even the picture quality of this camera was far inferior to the clarity of the live broadcast at that time.

Obviously, this guess does not hold.

But soon, someone in the group thought of another possibility——

"Hey... Do you think it's possible that the funny little Lolita and the unprovoked Lolita actually live together, so..."

As soon as this speculation appeared, it was immediately recognized by countless people:

"!!!"

"Probably!"

"I'll go! Why didn't I think of it!"

"Unreasonable associations, if it's true... Living together together and not being able to offend Loli in a maid outfit... I always feel that the relationship between the two Loli is not purely friends?"

"Isn't it a group video that I can't offend little Lori? What can I say if I can't offend you?"

……

"Ah I?"

Xiao Samiao, who originally turned on the camera and watched the screen without saying a word, saw someone in the group asking about the relationship between "myself" and Hao Meng. A smug smile appeared on her little face, and she subconsciously replied:

"Of course she and I are good friends! We also live together!"

Hao Meng, who was on the side, saw that Xiao Sa Miao was so complacent and directly admitted the guesses of those group friends. She felt something bad in her heart and hurriedly waved her hands, shook her head and winked to deny it.

however……

At this time, Xiao Samiao didn't notice Xiao Lolita's gesture at all. She folded her arms proudly and faced the group of video cameras and continued to speak unobstructed:
"Hmph! Are you envious? Let me tell you, I was even in her bedroom that night..."

The unbearable Hao Meng quickly jumped from the side to the back of the chair within the camera's capture range, stretched out a small white hand from behind Xiao Sa Miao to cover the other's small mouth, and stopped the next revelation in time and shouted:

"Okay little Sami, don't talk anymore! Hurry up and turn off the group video!"

The little girl with blonde hair and two ponytails was taken aback for a moment, then she reacted and hurriedly ended the group video.

The group video screen disappeared, but the scene just now was completely imprinted in the minds of all the group friends——

This soft voice...

And the petite figure that flashed past the camera just now...

Is it possible...

Really funny little loli? !
In an instant, the group of dead houses exploded, and countless messages frantically swiped the screen. Among them, the most popular one was to ask to reopen the group video and come out to explain clearly whether the loli who just hid behind the chair was funny !
Hao Meng couldn't help but smile bitterly as he looked at Crazy@ and the scrolling group chat.

Although she expected that her identity would be exposed in the dead house group, she did not expect it to be in this way.

Just now Xiao Sami talked about this, and even forced herself to show up in front of the camera for a moment. In any case, the disguise of "can't be funny" is probably useless now, even if she doesn't admit it If you confess your identity, I am afraid that those smart group members will guess the truth.

"Hao Meng... I'm sorry..."

An apologetic sound of apology interrupted the little Lolita's thoughts.

"Just now I said something wrong again... I accidentally caused you trouble..."

Xiao Sa Miao secretly glanced at the group chat that was refreshing on the screen. Realizing that she had caused trouble for Hao Meng again, she lowered her head and apologized sincerely.

Unexpectedly, Hao Meng waved his little hand indifferently and said indifferently:

"It's okay, that's fine, just replace me! Just leave the rest to me!"

After finishing speaking, Little Loli sat down in front of the computer and clicked on the group video again.

When the long-awaited silver-haired little loli appeared in the group video, the effect was as if a few drops of cold water had been poured into a hot oil pan——

Instant burst!

The original requests and questions for opening a group video have all turned into excited cheers at this moment, and the number of group messages is increasing at an astonishing rate of 99+ per second, and the existence of countless unknowing dives is also shocked The amount of news exploded, and after seeing the cute face of the little loli in the group video, he immediately joined the carnival moment!

Even though I was a little bit mentally prepared when I was suspicious of the identity of "untouchable" before, when the real funny little lolita appeared in the group video like a dream, I still felt sorry for the group friends of these dead house groups. caused a great impact.

Regarding this, the little loli in the group video said with a very approachable smile:
"Okay...don't be busy swiping the screen for now, this is not a live broadcast room, besides, it's not the first time I get along with you sand sculpture friends, so just put away those respectful titles like 'funny big' , what did you all call me in the group before?"

The group members in the dead house group panicked when they heard this.

However, the little Loli did not pursue the former nickname and continued to explain:

"That's right... the 'can't afford' joker in the group is me. In order not to reveal my identity, I claim to be funny's friend, and last time the stupid loli that was Ji under the line is the one next to me to replace me I went, and the guy who made a lot of money at that time was not my brother, but her own brother..."

Having said that, Hao Meng pulled the well-behaved little Sameow over, and patted her little head.

While shocked by Little Lolita's revelation, the group of friends couldn't help but be amazed.

It turns out that the funny little loli has always been in the group, but it's just a good disguise.

Who would have thought that the funny little loli who was originally high above the top would have such an approachable side in private in the group after letting go of all her aura and identity?
And who would have thought that the soft and cute little loli in reality would have a sand sculpture side in the virtual online world?
And such a little loli...

Love love love!so cute!
……

However, when the group of friends frantically swiped their screens to express their love and swiped gifts, what little Lolita said next, which was both helpless and somewhat sad, immediately made everyone panic.

"I knew it... After confessing my identity, you no longer treat me as the 'untouchable' sand sculpture group of friends, let alone joking happily together, and even spying on the screen in the future. I can't get a glimpse of what you really want to say, maybe..."

"It's time to say goodbye to everyone..."

As soon as these words came out, countless messages of urging them to stay were posted in the group.

"Don't! Why are you leaving!"

"Funny, if you like being called 'I can't afford it', I can call you like that every day! 'I can't afford it,' please don't go!"

"Isn't it just Dou Tu? I'll accompany you!"

"That's right! If you like spying on the screen, we can also pretend that you are not chatting to satisfy you!"

"It's all because the group leader insists on proving that it's ridiculous that he can't be provoked. This is good!"

"I suggest that we vote the group leader to step down, kick the group leader and replace her as the group leader!"

"Yes! It's really not funny, you create a group, except the group leader, let's all go there!"

……

Looking at the news that tried every means to keep it, and even dumped the blame on the group leader's head, little Loli was a little bit dumbfounded.

"You may not understand, that's not what I mean...Of course, the group leader is not wrong, so don't let him take the blame. First of all, I want to ask you, you are treating me as an ordinary person now." 'Do you think of it as a group of friends, or as the 'funny' UP host?"

Little Lolita's torture from the soul temporarily stopped the news refresh in the group.

Because this question really caught everyone's attention.

Undoubtedly, it can be seen from the suggestion of making little loli the group leader just now that everyone obviously regards Hao Meng as the latter, otherwise an ordinary existence like a mascot would definitely not have this kind of treatment.

From the moment the little Loli revealed her identity, the original 'untouchable' person may have completely disappeared...

replaced by--

As a star, that funny little loli is unattainable and attracts everyone's attention.

It's no wonder that little Loli is ready to say goodbye to everyone, because this 'dead nerd' group has completely turned into a 'funny' fan group, and its nature has deteriorated. Even if she continues to stay in the group, I'm afraid she won't face everyone in the past. The laughing and laughing together, but being surrounded by a group of fans and friends who asked for warmth only added to the disturbance.

It is even possible that someone in the group got carried away and leaked some screenshots of the funny little loli's chats and messages in the group in order to show off. How could this make the funny little loli speak freely as usual as an ordinary group member?

Seeing that everyone in the group was silent, Hao Meng knew it was time for the final farewell, so she said goodbye with great reluctance:

“I was really happy with the happy moments I had with you fellow sand sculpture friends before, and through peeking on the screen, I also saw that you really liked my works. This made me very happy, and I was very lucky to have had the opportunity to do so. Join this group and meet you..."

"Goodbye……"

"My fellow sand sculpture friends..."

After all, little loli quit the group chat, and quit the group...

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