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Chapter 690 Bank Robber (Part [-])
Hao Meng looked up and down the guy in front of him with a kraft paper bag on his head, but looked a little dazed at the moment with interested eyes.

On the way before coming here, Hao Meng had already begun to guess what kind of fan he would meet next. First of all, the most promising one would be a fat man with a successful career and a lot of money, but bald and greasy, or someone with a small chance Like a wealthy daughter like Qian Yu, little Lolita never expected that the other party would be dressed in such a mysterious and weird way.

But after thinking about it, people don't even set up their own account profile pictures on the website, so it's only natural for them to be more mysterious when they meet each other.

However, being so mysterious, I'm afraid... it shouldn't be...

Thinking of this, Hao Meng couldn't help showing a trace of worry on his face. He glanced at the other party's paper bag hood with some vigilance, took two steps back and hid behind Qian Yu, showing half of his small head and weakly said to the other party.

"Uh...may I ask, your outfit..."

Having said that, little Lolita couldn't help but glanced around furtively to make sure that no one else was paying attention, and then continued to ask in a low voice.

"Couldn't you be a fugitive who just robbed a bank?"

Brother Sa Miao, who had just recovered from the surprise just now, was stunned again when he heard the words.

Rob a bank?fugitive?I?

With this confused doubt, Brother Samiu turned his head and looked at the window next to him——

Through the reflection of the glass mirror, Samiao realized that he was wearing a suit and a pair of eye-hole hoods, which was just like the standard outfit for robbing a bank. If he went to the bank dressed like this, he would definitely be fooled by the security guards. Not to mention pressing down to the ground, it's no wonder that the little girl on the other side misunderstood so much.

However, now he did not dare to speak because he was worried about exposing his identity in front of Qian Yu. Otherwise, he would have denied this huge misunderstanding in front of the little Loli. At this time, he could only shake his head desperately.

Fortunately, Qianyu, who is a shield, didn't think so. Hearing what Little Lolita said, she couldn't help but slapped her forehead. She blushed a little because she was embarrassed by the other party's ignorance, so she simply turned around and leaned down to whisper in Hao Meng's ear. Whisper up.

Little Lolita's eyes widened at that time, and she glanced at the glittering gold on the cuff of Brother Hood with incredible eyes, and couldn't help exaggerating in disbelief.

"What?! 1000 million?! Is that watch that expensive?"

As expected of Qian Yu!Sure enough, I know the goods!

Brother Sa Miao, whose vanity was satisfied, sighed secretly, then raised his hand as if deliberately showing off, and glanced at his valuable Patek Philippe Trossi Leggenda gold watch, and he couldn't help but think to himself in self-satisfaction:
How can a bank robber wear a watch worth tens of millions?Now, you loli, do you know how much I am worth?Still not obedient...

It's a pity that the obscenity scene in her mind hadn't had time to show up, and what little Lolita said next, wrenching her little finger, almost broke Brother Sa Miao on the spot.

"So, you first robbed the bank of more than 2000 million yuan, then tipped me 1000 million yuan on Biz, and finally bought a watch for 1000 million yuan?"

After finishing speaking, Hao Meng looked up at the other party solemnly, as if trying to confirm something from the two holes in the paper bag.

I……

Brother Sa Miao, who is extremely unstable in his heart, is now unable to complain.

Although I don't know what's wrong with you and the bank, but why don't you keep getting involved with robbing banks?Feelings, I am worth trillions, in your eyes, I am a fugitive who robbed a bank!
God!Please forgive me!It was so hard to meet Little Lolita, it’s all right not to let me show my true self, but now I am misunderstood by others, what crime have I done!
Even through a layer of paper bags, Hao Meng can still feel the deep helplessness emanating from the other party, but even so, the other party can still hold back from complaining or explaining, little Lolita can't help but sigh secretly This guy in front of him is a 'werewolf'.

Of course, Hao Meng would not foolishly think that the watch worth tens of millions worn by the other party was bought with money robbed from the bank. Whether it was the well-crafted suit on the other party's body or the temperament of a celebrity family, they were not like those tough All the bank robbers can have, everything they've done before has been done on purpose—

The opening intentionally caused misunderstanding, so as to make the other party nervous, dispel the idea of ​​wrong intentions in the mind, and let myself control the initiative on the table by the way, and another purpose, which is to try to force the other party to speak. Now it seems... the other party Not only does he have no 'face' to meet people, he also seems to be 'dumb'. The fierce operation just now was obviously superfluous, so Hao Meng simply cut to the chase and went straight to the point.

"Hey, just kidding, please don't take it seriously, I'm here today to talk to you about something, to tell you the truth, it's about this ten million tip."

While speaking, the serious and unfamiliar little loli floated and sat on the sofa opposite Brother Sa Miao. At this time, the little loli seemed to be a different person, and her face was completely different from that of the ordinary loli before when she faced the bank robbery. The bandit blamed Shu Shu for his worries and fears, and he acted like a little adult doing business.

Such a quick change of attitude and the contrast between before and after made Brother Sami stunned for the third time today...

……

Not only Brother Sa Miao, but also his younger sister, Xiao Sa Miao, also had a lot of times today.

From the first meeting, she was stunned by the conversations from the neighboring table one after another. From these inexplicable conversations, she finally extracted a piece of news that shocked her and made her wake up.

Her brother, her own brother, actually gave her lifelong enemy - the funny little loli, a reward... 1000 million! ! !

That's 1000 million!I'm really willing to do it, knowing that the total amount of rewards my own brother gave me is not so much, and judging from my brother's unusually expectant and excited performance before, it is obvious that I don't know why I was given it by the funny guy The sub'fan' is on!
OK!This is not bad!Little Sami was so jealous at the time!
Accompanied by a slight tremor on the shoulders, the little Sami, who clenched his fists and bit his lips, bowed his head and said nothing, suddenly stood up from the sofa, and the bodyguard next to him hurriedly grabbed the little master who was on the verge of running away. arm, whispered persuasion.

"Low-key! Let's keep low-key! Miss, have you forgotten how you ended up in such a disastrous defeat when you were being funny before? Think about it! Think about it!"

Perhaps because of recalling the tragic fate of the past, the anger on Xiao Sami's face gradually faded, and turned into a trace of fear. She hurriedly sat down and held up the newspaper. At the same time, she didn't forget to look at Hao Meng like a plague god. One glance, lest his reckless behavior just now would attract the other party's attention.

Fortunately, the other party's attention was not here at all, and he was still discussing something with his 'dumb' elder brother, who kept nodding obediently like a chicken pecking rice, which made Xiao Sami gnash his teeth and secretly hate At the same time as my brother, who is a 'twenty-five boy', he couldn't help but tilt his ears curiously.

Soon, Xiao Sa Miao overheard a piece of news that concerned her very much...

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