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Chapter 672 I am the weakest
"Actually... I'm not a giant, and I'm not the number one loli UP master on the site. Among you, there is a UP master who is better than me! I am the best one, and she is worthy of the name 'The No. [-] UP master of the station'! She is qualified to stand on the stage and impart experience to everyone!"

Hao Meng's tone of voice was so true that he almost believed what he said.

As soon as this remark came out, the UP owners in the audience were all in an uproar.

What!The funny little loli actually said that someone is better than her, and she is in the middle of the stage... Even if she is self-effacing, she won't be like this!This modesty is too much!In terms of personal popularity alone in the whole beep station, if the funny little loli dares to call herself the second, then no one dares to call herself the number one!

So who is this person?How could it be so sacred to be named by the funny little loli herself, and also received a very high reputation and praise?And what virtue and ability!

As for those UP owners with more than a million fans who were invited by Biz as guests, they looked around one after another, trying to find the mysterious UP owner that little loli was talking about among these Biez big bosses around them.

And the two vice presidents and operation directors of the station looked at each other with astonishment on their faces.

Strange... If there is such a No. [-] person in Bizhan, how could they, as leaders, not know about it?

By the way, what kind of medicine is sold in this little loli's gourd?

……

Hao Meng on the stage stood with her arms tied, and she could see the surprise, astonishment, and puzzled reactions of everyone in the audience. Facing the uproar at the scene like a vegetable market, Little Lolita did not intend to continue to play tricks, and waved her little hand to signal everyone Be quiet, and then raised the microphone.

"This person is—"

Little Loli drew a long tone, and while announcing the answer, she stood on her tiptoes and scanned the seats one by one. Fortunately, there were no more than a hundred people in the audience, and soon she found that touch of gold in the crowd, and immediately she Pointing at that touch of gold, he shouted with an uncontrollable smile hanging from the corner of his mouth.

"Come out! My little silly cat!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone turned their heads in unison in the direction Hao Meng pointed, and all their eyes were focused on a little finger pointing at themselves, widening a pair of incredible eyes, and a stunned expression on his face. On the body of a little girl with twin ponytails.

Maybe it was too unexpected, or maybe it was too sudden, Xiao Sami, who was called on the spot, was stunned for a long time before she realized that she had been taken advantage of by a certain loli just now.

"Who is your little silly meow! It's little Sa meow! Sa!!!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, some little Sami, who wanted to cry without tears, shouted angrily at the little girl on the stage who was covering her mouth and snickering, and all the UPs in the audience couldn't help laughing when they saw this funny scene.

It's not the first time that Xiao Sa Miao has been named "Little Silly Meow" in public, but this time Xiao Sa Miao looks very angry on the surface, but inwardly she is both surprised and pleasantly surprised.

If there hadn't been the previous hype, facing Hao Meng's repeated tricks, Xiao Sami would definitely choose to pretend to be deaf and dumb in the audience, and would never jump out and admit that she was the "little silly meow" in the other party's mouth '.

But this time, even if she was called 'little silly cat' again, even if she was laughed at, she willingly accepted it.

It's just that what Xiao Samiao can't figure out is...why is Hu Hu boasting so much about himself?

However, what made her even more puzzled was yet to come.

"I will give you this opportunity to perform on stage, would you like to come up?"

Hao Meng smiled and beckoned to Xiao Samiao in the audience.

Little Sami:? ? ?

For the vanity-loving little Samiao, this kind of opportunity to show off in front of many UP masters on the beep station is something that can't be obtained even in dreams, so how can they be willing to miss it?
But the problem is that when things go wrong, there must be demons, and she doesn't think that funny will kindly give herself such an opportunity to show off, lest there be fraud in it.

"Don't be shy, come on!"

Under Hao Meng's repeated invitations, Xiao Samiau felt more and more jealous eyes around her. At the same time, there gradually appeared a lot of doubts from the audience, and some people couldn't help but raised their hands and shouted on the spot.

"How come we haven't even heard of this UP owner named Xiaoshamiao? She has only a million fans. What kind of skills and abilities does she have that make you so respectful?"

"Yeah! Why! Is it because she is a loli?"

"It's just..."

……

Everyone's doubts made Xiao Sa Miao quite angry, especially the phrase 'little silly meow', but what surprised her was that Funny actually spoke for her next.

"It's normal that everyone hasn't heard of this UP host, because she only contributed one piece of work on Biz. She is a complete new UP host. Of course, loli is also a bonus."

"However, she was the first and only work to be submitted on the beep station. It topped the charts in the music area that day and won tens of thousands of fans. Even when I first submitted a work, there was no With her amazing achievements, the number of fans is only about a thousand, so I asked everyone present besides Xiao Sa Miao, is there anyone who has achieved such a feat for the first time? "

When Hao Meng said this, the audience was completely silent, and some UP masters were even stunned by the bluff, while a small number of people who knew the truth couldn't help but secretly laughed after a short moment of astonishment.

The reason why Xiao Sami made such a feat at the beginning was not because of the popularity of the funny little loli, and the songs written by the funny. It was able to reach the top of the list because there were not many submissions in the music section of the funny. Contributed by the district, the little Samiao, whose buttocks were not hot yet, was pulled down in an instant and used as a stepping stone to step on his feet.

It can be said that this is not only one of the few honors worth bragging about for Xiao Sami, but also one of the many unspeakable shames.

Hao Meng now digs out the old accounts and speaks out in public, in order to drive the ducks to the shelves, frantically looking for the other party's advantages to tout, so as to force Xiao Sami to take the stage to replace herself, but she didn't consider the feelings of the audience at this time .

It's... annoying, talking nonsense, really...

Feeling the surprised and uncertain gazes around her, Xiao Sami showed a rare blush on her face, and more, she was proud.

At the beginning, the reason why Xiao Sami was always fighting against the funny was to surpass the other's achievement one day. Now that she can get the compliment from the opponent, she is naturally very happy in her heart.

Hao Meng naturally had a panoramic view of Xiao Samiao's shy reaction in the audience, and in order to make it even better, Xiao Loli continued bragging brazenly.

"I believe that the reason why she doesn't continue to submit new works is that she doesn't care about her reputation at all, and she doesn't care about the number of fans. She likes to keep a low profile. Otherwise, wouldn't it be easy for her to reach millions or even tens of millions of fans if she continued to submit articles every day? How can I dare to call myself the number one in the beep station? How can I stand on this stage and pass on my experience to everyone? I’m afraid it’s a classmate!"

"So, I still invite this giant to speak on stage!"

On the stage, little Lolita warmly invited her without blushing, and at the same time, she believed that she had already spoken for this point. If Xiao Samiao still refused to obediently come on stage to replace her, then I am afraid that this guy's surname is not Sa (Silly!

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