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Chapter 643 Yes, this is hardcore...

In this way, everyone enjoyed a pot of instant noodles for lunch at noon...

However, despite eating cheap instant noodles, the instant noodles cooked by little Lolita are surprisingly delicious. Even Jasmine, who had refused to eat them before, took a sip after watching others gobble up the instant noodles. , are full of praise for this.

I saw that the gluten Q-bomb was full of elasticity when picked up by the chopsticks, but it could still remain continuous. It can be seen that the cooking temperature of the instant noodles was just right; it was obviously just a few seasonings that came with the instant noodles, but it could be prepared. One point more is salty, one point less is light, excellent taste.

When everyone curiously asked little loli why the instant noodles were so delicious, little loli's simple answer left everyone speechless.

"If you don't know how to cook and basically eat instant noodles as your staple food every day, in a few years, you will be able to cook instant noodles as good as me..."

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After lunch, Hao Meng carefully disposed of the failed dark dishes on the table, and returned to the bedroom to start processing the video material shot today.

After some video editing, Hao Meng soon got two videos.

One is a small prank video of touching hands while shopping in the supermarket, and the other is naturally the process of making dark cooking recorded in the kitchen. These two videos of the little loli have been uploaded to Beep, Youtube, and the N station next door.

However, not long after Xiao Loli uploaded the video, she received a green light from Bizhan review after she became famous, but for the first time she received a notification from the system message that her submission had not passed the review.

After Hao Meng clicked to check it with some doubts, she found that it was her own cooking video that failed the review, and the reason was that the cover of the video was suspected of being vulgar and harsh...

This wasn't the end yet. Just when Hao Meng was baffled by the review results, the cell phone next to the table started ringing.

The call was from the station manager, but the little Lori was stunned when she answered the phone.

"I said it's funny...the cover of your video..."

After some hesitation, the station master still planned to open the skylight to speak frankly.

"Even if you are the most popular loli UP owner on our Biz station, you can't use dog excrement as the cover of the video! If this spreads out, it will have a bad impact! And it was also voted in the "food" section of the "life" section In the "circle", this cover appeared among a bunch of delicacies, it's really... a drama!"

Speaking of which, the webmaster was also unlucky. Just as he was enjoying his lunch, an employee responsible for auditing the living area rushed in with a tablet computer in a panic, and without warning, he copied the cover of the mysterious object on the spot. Show him the picture, and ask if this video cover review can pass for this special loli UP.

It can be seen from this that the remaining appetite of the webmaster at that time can be imagined how much is left...

It’s no wonder why the reviewer didn’t look carefully at the content of the video and just turned on the red light indiscriminately.

Who made the webmaster successfully deceived by the video cover and disgusted?
But little Lolita is innocent of this.

Facing the stationmaster's questioning, Hao Meng scratched her head in embarrassment, and then explained weakly.

"Uh... You may not believe it, but the cover picture is not excrement, it's actually a photo of the coke chicken wings I made... If you don't believe me, you can click on the video I contributed to take a look, the chicken wings inside are like this when they come out of the pan What a ghost, what can I do..."

Station Master: "..."

Hearing this, the webmaster felt as if ten thousand mythical beasts were rushing past in his heart.

Is this Coca-Cola Chicken Wings?This meow is very similar to a piece of poop, you actually told me that this is edible cola chicken wings?
God!O earth!What kind of god-like cooking skills can make chicken wings look like this? !

Then the webmaster hurriedly searched for the backup of the video posted by the little loli before on the server, and mustered up the courage to quickly drag the progress bar to preview it, only to find that the video was accompanied by those black lacquered columnar objects that were steaming out of the pot , was surprisingly identical to the thing on the cover that caused his appetite discomfort!
In the past, the webmaster naively thought that dark food, which is both scary and illusory, only appeared in Two-dimensional animations; but now, the webmaster is a little horrified to find that there is really such a horrible food in this world. dark cuisine...

"Then can we change the cover so that it won't cause misunderstanding and reduce appetite? For example, just find a normal food picture from the Internet and replace it..."

After the truth came out, the webmaster asked the little Lolita in a consultative tone on the phone that he had already had a psychological shadow on the "Cola Chicken Wings" picture. As soon as that picture appeared in his mind, he would inevitably think of other people. things to go up.

If such a video cover is hung on the homepage of the Beep Station and promoted, it is inevitable to see it at a glance on the Beep Station, which makes him very restless.

However, Hao Meng's attitude towards the webmaster's request was extremely firm.

"cannot!"

"why?"

The webmaster was very puzzled by this, and didn't understand why little Lolita insisted on holding the cover and not letting go.

However, the righteous answer from the little Lolita was quite sharp, and the webmaster was immediately stunned and had nothing to say.

"Because I am not one of those unscrupulous posters who deceive the audience! One is one, two is two, whatever is on the cover will also be in the video! My video is so realistic! It is so hardcore! That's it. Such a conscience!”

Okay, this is hardcore...

After some negotiations, unable to withstand the begging of the webmaster, and also thinking of the audience, so as not to turn off their appetite when seeing the cover, Hao Meng finally agreed to put a mosaic on the cover.

However, the problem is that it’s better not to play mosaics. After all, some sharp-eyed people can still barely judge that the dish is a cola chicken wing with a color that is misleading.

But after mosaicing the cover through PS, combined with the fuzzy shape of the chicken wings and the dark brown color after the mosaic is blurred, this cover makes people think of those strips that are flushed down the toilet at a glance.

This is a very normal phenomenon. For example, a photo of a very normal little lolita eating popsicles is fine if it is not handled well, but once the mosaic is put on the popsicle, and the action of the little loli sticking out her tongue to lick the mosaic, It always makes people want to be crooked and misunderstood, after all, mosaics are often used to cover some shady and dirty things.

The current cover of 'Dark Coke Chicken Wings' is naturally the same. Otherwise, if it wasn't something dirty, why bother covering it with a mosaic?

So... in the afternoon, many users who were visiting the Biz.com were surprised to find a video cover that was out of place and reminded people of some unrefined item, just like this. Appearing majestically on the homepage of the beep station...

Bizarrely, this video is actually included in the category of the food circle in the living area, but this is not the most incredible thing.

What really caught people's attention was that the video contributor turned out to be the funny little loli who is often active in the music and house dance area of ​​the station!
Why did that cute little loli post such a video?Does she want to take revenge on society?Or is there something else hidden?
By the way, what the hell is under the mosaic on the cover?It can't really be that or something, can it?

Driven by the curiosity and curiosity of many viewers, this video, which is suspected of being a cover party and reminds people of something at a glance, not only did not dissuade everyone, but the number of clicks and plays in a short period of time has skyrocketed in an extraordinary way stand up!
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