funny anchor

Chapter 589 Serious Lolita and Humorous Uncle

Hao Meng gave Jasmine a task that seemed impossible, and chased her away like a duck. However, it wasn't long before the little girl returned to the house until her butt was hot, and Jasmine knocked on the door again.

"nailed it."

Jasmine opened the door and said concisely, which completely stunned Hao Meng.

"Why... you..."

Little Lolita sized Jasmine up and down with surprised eyes, never expecting that the other party not only completed the task, but also handled it so efficiently.

"It's nothing, I just borrowed your identity, and then contacted the UP master who carried your video at N station, and said that I will come to pick up and take over the video of N station personally, and I will not repost it privately in the future, and the other party doesn't believe it at all. I'm you, say I'm a counterfeit, and then I'll just say..."

Jasmine waved her hands and said casually, but at the end she seemed to realize something and suddenly stopped talking.

"Say what?"

Hearing that Jasmine pretended to be herself and passed on the 'imperial decree', Hao Meng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly asked.

"I'll just say..."

Pressed by little Lolita, Jasmine scratched her head and muttered in confusion, then suddenly asked an irrelevant question.

"Uh...Hao Meng, do you want to travel to Neon?"

"what?!"

Jasmine's inexplicable question made little Lolita stunned again, her little face, which was slightly upturned with a surprised expression, couldn't help but let out a "ha" because of doubts and surprises, her slightly opened mouth, this time At that time, two neat little canine teeth were revealed, which was very cute.

Looking down at the cute loli in front of her, the unbearably cute Jasmine slapped her forehead, and finally had to tell the truth.

"I can't help it! This guy said that you have to see you in person to believe what I said, even the photos I sent... So I just promised to go to Neon for you..."

Speaking of which, Jasmine spread her hands helplessly, staring at the dazed little Lolita and asked with some worry.

"You won't blame me for making decisions for you without permission, will you?"

Surprisingly, Hao Meng was neither angry nor angry, but lowered his head and sighed, shaking his head.

"What else can I say? They are provoking you, don't you see it? By the way, why do I have to go to Nihong for such a trivial matter? No!"

However, not long after Little Loli finished speaking, she recalled something wrong with what the other party said just now, and quickly jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Wait... photo? You still have my photo? When did you take it secretly? Hand it over!"

Thinking of the stranger who Jasmine uploaded her private room photos to Neon, maybe she is a pervert who would do weird things with her photos, Hao Meng couldn't help but feel a burst of fire, and raised her fists and went to The maid jumped on her body.

Jasmine, who was grimaced after being pummeled, hurriedly took out her mobile phone, found out the chat information on it, and stuffed it in front of the pouting Lolita, at the same time she said depressedly.

"Hey, look, I'm funny, and I still can't believe it after seeing the photo, so who do you say is not funny in this photo?"

Jasmine's actions made Hao Meng quiet, but after taking over the phone and flipping through it twice, little Lolita's little hand holding the phone suddenly trembled slightly.

What should I do if I want to drop my phone suddenly?
——This is the true portrayal of Hao Meng's heart at the moment.

What was displayed on the phone screen was clearly a picture of a funny pillow...

Use this special meow ghost to believe that you are the loli anchor named 'Funny'!Even if it were me, I wouldn't believe it, okay!

But to be honest this is really a 'funny' photo...well, a photo of a funny pillow...

After looking through the phone a few times, he found that there was indeed no photo of himself in it, and Hao Meng was a little tired and returned the phone to Jasmine, so he admitted defeat.

"Forget it, you just give me this guy's contact information, and I will discuss it with him personally."

……

In the end, Hao Meng obtained a set of Skype account numbers and passwords from Jasmine.

Back in her bedroom, Hao Meng clicked on the Skype chat software that came with Win10 but had never been used before, logged in with the account and password provided by Jasmine, and found a friend wearing sunglasses in the lonely friend list. The neon man with the head portrait of a decadent uncle.

There is no doubt that the only guy in the friend list in front of him is probably the guy who uploaded his own video on N station.

Not in a hurry to contact the other party, Hao Meng first clicked on the other party's profile and browsed through it, planning to get to know the other party from the information first.

[Name: Hasegawa Momo, Gender: Male, Age: 38 years old, Occupation: Social animal (company employee), Status: Single...]
Seeing this, Hao Meng in front of the computer couldn't help nodding her head, and couldn't help but analyze inwardly.

Sure enough, it was similar to what I guessed. The other party was indeed an uncle and a social animal. Maybe it was because of being a social animal that he had time to fish and carry videos at work... and the other party was also responsible for translating subtitles and was proficient in Longhua , either engaged in translation-related work, or once studied in Longhua...

Although he didn't start chatting with the other party, let alone meet him, Hao Meng almost portrayed in Hao Meng's mind the image of a decadent uncle wearing sunglasses for the other party.

With the thought of 'another lolicon uncle' in mind, Hao Meng clicked on the chat window with the other party, and saw the 'funny' photo Jasmine sent earlier from the chat history at a glance.

Hao Meng stared at the photo, shook her head helplessly and smiled bitterly, switched to the neon language input method, and then tapped the keyboard with her little hands.

"Are you there? Hello, I'm 'Da Ji' from Longhua Kingdom."

This was a very polite, serious, and formal chat greeting, but it wasn't long before the little Lori hit enter before she received such a reply from the other party.

"Haha, if you're that funny lolita, then I still love sauce! fa♂Q!"

Huh?This uncle is quite humorous...

Hao Meng glanced at this reply a little bit unexpectedly, knowing that it was because of being on the Internet that this uncle was so 'unserious', but the little loli at this time was not here to make fun of this uncle Not for chatting, but with serious things to talk about.

Now Hao Meng continued to reply in a serious and serious style between the lines——

"I'm really funny. I came here today mainly to discuss with you about the videos of you moving me from the beep station..."

Hao Meng originally wanted to have a serious discussion with the other party, so he tried his best to create a serious atmosphere, but the other party seemed convinced that Hao Meng was a liar pretending to be a funny little lolita, and he was just teasing, not serious at all. stand up.

"Do you think I'll believe what a guy who uses a pillow as a photo of himself says?"

Looking helplessly at the reply sent by the other party, Hao Meng knew that before proving her identity, the other party might not take it seriously no matter what she said, so she had to type to ask.

"How on earth are you willing to believe that I'm really funny? Don't tell me to go to Nihong to meet you. I won't bother to go too far away."

After this message was sent, the other party did not continue to send text messages, but Hao Meng received a notification from the chat software video call amidst a burst of notifications.

[Hasegawa Momo is calling...]
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