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Chapter 584

There is no other reason why Hao Meng was speechless. At this time, the live broadcast room was swiped by a series of small TV reward announcements, and these small TV announcements that kept popping up all came from an ID called 'Ubisoft Longhua Ubisoft' user hand.

Seeing this ID and the amount of reward, Hao Meng knew that there were some things that he might not be able to say in person.

What's more, there is a small lightning icon in the lower right corner of the person's Ubisoft logo avatar.

This icon is clearly the account verification issued by the official Beep Station to some corporate groups, and the other party is obviously an official Ubisoft employee!

Do you really think Ubisoft won’t be on Bizhan?

The other party obviously also has an account for promotion and marketing on the beep station!

And now, after accepting someone’s reward, I’m still complaining about bugs in front of someone’s official presence…

This is not good...

At that moment, Hao Meng's thoughts changed sharply, and she hurriedly changed her words and pretended to be serious.

"What a BUG! This is obviously an easter egg, okay?"

Then the little loli glanced at the funny scene of the gods fighting in the game, and couldn't help shaking her head and laughing.

"Such a fun easter egg, you can't find it in other games even if you play lanterns. You can see that this game can not only climb walls, but also has fairy elements in it. It can be played as "Assassin's Creed: Cultivation of Immortals"!"

Little Lolita's irrational speech immediately attracted a flood of barrage complaints such as "Yes, yes, it's an easter egg, not a BUG" in the live broadcast room. From these insincere barrage complaints, it is obvious that everyone I just agree that these are 'easter eggs' on the surface, but I know the fact of the BUG in my heart.

And these rhetoric that seemed to be covering up something were just for the 'official staff' present.

Fortunately, the BUG scene in front of him did not last long. After Hao Meng controlled the protagonist's 'flying sword' to slash at the air, he finally defeated the enemy. When the protagonist put away his weapon, everything in the game was restored. normal.

The next part of the game was to climb and explore the ancient tomb, but there were no weird bugs here. After some picking up trash, Hao Meng finally controlled the protagonist to come outside the tomb, and helped save the person in a small-scale melee. Become a friend of the protagonist, and then ride with them back to their village.

At the beginning of the game, it was basically a tutorial, and after the protagonist returned to the village, he got a novice weapon bow and arrow from his friend as a matter of course. After some archery practice, because of the killing of the plot, a group of people soon came to raid the house enemy.

When Hao Meng saw this, he almost guessed that it was probably the teaching session of stealth assassination.

Sure enough, the little Lolita soon saw the two of them rushing to the grass in the yard and squatting down like LYB.

At this moment, those "little deaf and blind" enemies started to disperse and search with great enthusiasm, not realizing at all that there were two people hiding in the grass half a person high in the yard behind them.

After some cutscenes, when it was Hao Meng's turn to actually control the protagonist's operations, the little Lolita skillfully pulled an enemy who was close to the grass into the grass to assassinate him. It seems that the BUG has been triggered again...

The NPC teammate who was originally hiding in the grass with the protagonist, seemed to be stimulated by something, and suddenly ran out of the grass while squatting in a stealth state.

This scene made Hao Meng stunned for a moment, thinking in his heart, could this teammate also help him assassinate the remaining enemies?
However, the next scene surprised Hao Meng.

The NPC teammate squatted and ran out of the grass. His footsteps drew a semicircle outside. After turning a perfect arc, he ran back to the grass again, and then he didn't stop walking, turning half a circle in the grass Then, he ran out again...

What is this doing?
Summon the land lord?

Hao Meng was completely stunned, she didn't know what the hell this NPC in front of her was doing.

Seeing this meaningless circle in a daze for a few seconds, she realized that it might be another bug. After hesitating for a while, Hao Meng simply controlled the protagonist of the game to squat forward two steps, followed by the In and out of the bushes, behind the frantically circling NPC, also turned around, and at the same time thought to himself.

For the sake of the small TV, please help cover up this BUG no matter what.

In this way, because of the BUG, ​​a "two-person turn" was staged on the spot, which attracted the audience in the live broadcast room to complain.

……

After the nonsense, Hao Meng was able to get down to business and assassinate all the remaining enemies. After finishing the novice tutorial, he got a bionic 'drone' with the appearance of an eagle camouflage. After completing the task, he was upgraded to a level. A new main mission has arrived.

Considering that the main storyline cannot be broadcast live, Hao Meng simply decided not to do the main story next, but to explore the village alone to see the customs and customs of ancient Egypt.

Thinking of doing it and leaving the mentally retarded NPC alone, Hao Meng controlled the protagonist to jump off the roof, came to this small Egyptian village full of wind and sand, and started running.

Speaking of which, the village doesn't look that big, but the NPC passers-by inside are all busy, looking extremely busy, and even a group of armored cavalry can be seen passing by in a hurry from time to time.

As soon as she heard the yelling and shouting accompanied by the sound of horseshoes behind her, Hao Meng knew without turning her head that another troop of cavalry was passing by. She, who didn't want to cause trouble and just wanted to go shopping in peace, hurriedly dodged to the side of the road.

Hao Meng didn't want to cause trouble, but an NPC encountered trouble.

Among the galloping cavalry, one of the cavalry passed in front of Hao Meng, and he didn't know if he had some kind of wind or some kind of evil spirit. Accompanied by the neighing of the horses, he suddenly staggered and turned his back on his back. fell off the horse.

The sudden accident in front of him made Hao Meng stop involuntarily, and watched the unlucky NPC cavalryman who fell off his horse with great interest.

The other cavalrymen who ran ahead didn't care about the teammates behind them, they still galloped in a hurry, while the NPC who just fell off the horse didn't complain, got up from the ground and patted the dust on his buttocks , as if nothing had happened, he walked towards the parked horse, looking at his posture as if he wanted to get on the horse.

However, just when the cavalryman was only a few tens of centimeters away from the horse and hadn't pulled the reins, the NPC suddenly fell to the ground on his back as if touching porcelain through the air.

Seeing this, Hao Meng knew that he might have encountered a bug again.

Not long after the game started, I encountered three different BUGs one after another. Yes, this is very Ubisoft.

The poor NPC didn't realize it was a bug at all, and turned over and got up from the ground again as if nothing had happened. Then, without a long memory, he continued to walk towards the horse that caused him to fall.

Then... fell flat... got up, and continued trying to get on the horse...

Hao Meng couldn't stand the NPC's perseverance.

When the NPC fell down again, before the opponent had time to get up, Hao Meng hurriedly controlled the game protagonist to run towards the horse in three steps and two steps, and at the same time taunted the NPC cavalryman.

"You are such a shameless chicken, you can't even get on a horse, let me teach you what is the correct posture to get on a horse..."

However, Hao Meng hadn't finished her last words. As soon as she approached the horse and pressed the button to ride, the little Lolita saw her game character on the screen suddenly as if she was riding a rocket, accompanied by the sound of wind in her ears. Whistling, suddenly being bounced away...

The poor protagonist, Master Assassin Bayek, was spiraled by a horse and flew up to [-] meters in the sky, and then fell straight to the ground from the sky.

Seeing the death scene appearing on the screen, Hao Meng finally had no choice but to complain to the audience.

"The Jackdaw Flying to the Sky, the Spiral Ascending Bayek... This is a BUG, ​​the stone hammer can't be washed..."

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