funny anchor

Chapter 58

It was a laugh like stepping on a broadsword landmine. (There will be a 'click' sound when stepping on the broadsword landmine. At this time, there will be a delay of nearly 1 second before it explodes. Just smile at this time)
The screen showed that the amount grabbed was 8888 yuan!
It was the first time for Hao Meng to snatch a red envelope of more than [-] yuan, but now she is not happy at all.

Because this Shenhao sent a red envelope of 1 yuan, which means...

[Wang's arrogant red envelope was snatched in 10 seconds, the joke is the king of luck]

"(Hahahahaha...the laughing emoji like stepping on a broadsword)...Can I stop playing?"

"2 yuan red envelope! Send it quickly!"

"Don't try to run away. You started the head and you set the rules. Want to run after grabbing the red envelope? No way!"

"It's okay if you don't post it, read the content on this picture, remember to be verbatim, even the title must be read out! (funny)"

"The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who does the sky bypass?"

"Fortunately, I didn't follow suit just now... Hahaha... I really deserved it..."

……

As a poor girl whose smile reveals her poverty, the 2 yuan is not a small amount. Originally, Hao Meng wanted to use this red envelope solitaire to make a fortune, but she unexpectedly overturned.

Now Hao Meng just wants to be cute and pass the test.

"Eh? What picture? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? By the way, why can't I withdraw the message I sent before? Damn! It's been more than 2 minutes... Well, I want to ask the local tyrant if your red envelope can be withdrawn ..."

"Shente Meow's red envelope can still be withdrawn!"

"Don't think that if you act cute and pretend to be stupid, we will spare you. You can either send a red envelope or send a voice, choose yourself!"

"That's right, a bunch of horny gays are waiting in the group, hurry up! (Look at RBQ's eyes)"

……

Not to mention that Hao Meng doesn't have 2 yuan in her bank card now, even if she withdraws all the proceeds from the live broadcast to get 2 yuan in cash, she is reluctant to just hand it over.

In desperation, Hao Meng bit her little lip and clicked on the indescribable picture.

The words on this picture, let alone a girl, even if you read it as a grown man, you might not be able to open your mouth...

"If I read out such a **** content, I seem to have seen that my ** value has dropped like crazy... Why did I grab a red envelope and suddenly become metaphysical... That's right! It must be the ghost of the metaphysics accumulated in the game just now! "

Suddenly awakened, Hao Meng remembered that when he played CS: GO just now, he still had a little metaphysical value left, but the opponent left the game early, and the remaining metaphysical value was triggered just now with Hao Meng's prayer, and then his character broke out. ...

It's too late to say anything now, the top priority is to deal with the gang of fagots in front of us first.

what to do?Run away from the group?

It is impossible to quit the group, it is impossible to quit the group in this life, all the gays in the group are talented, and they speak nicely...

"What's more, am I the kind of person who doesn't keep promises?"

After Hao Meng finished talking to herself, she shook the fox's tail, and two kittens came out, and put them in front of the screen.

"Hao Hao, can you do me a favor?"

Hao Meng tried her best to make her voice warm and soft, with a smile on her face.

"What...what are you doing! Smell... the smell of conspiracy..."

Hao Hao took a step back warily.

It was the first time she saw Hao Meng flirting now, and for some reason, she instinctively sensed that something was wrong.

"Um...well, the content of the picture on the screen...please read it into the microphone..."

The more Hao Meng talked, the less confident she became. Now she felt as if she was abducting a little girl to commit a crime, and her heart was filled with a sense of guilt.

Hao Hao just looked up at the screen, and immediately turned his head with a red face.

"I, I don't know how to read!"

"Eh!"

No matter how Hao Meng tried to persuade Hao Hao, he just sat on the table with his back turned and his little hands in his arms.

In desperation, Hao Meng smiled and turned to look at Mengmeng, who was sitting blankly on the table, and then the nasty voice continued.

"Mengmeng~ My lovely Mengmeng!"

"Eh?! Na... Nani?!"

"Eunnega~" (seeking~)

After thinking about it carefully, it might not be effective to show cuteness to the same cute cat girl, so Hao Meng threw out the bait.

"If Mengmeng is willing to help, I'll buy you some snacks~ Think about it, pudding, chocolate, lollipops..."

When Mengmeng heard the names of various snacks reported by Hao Meng, her saliva was about to drip out of her small mouth, and she felt dizzy.

"I... I promise!"

For the snack, Mengmeng hesitated for 0.1 second and finally betrayed her integrity.

……

"You even have to read the title~ Come on!"

Hao Meng moved the microphone in front of Mengmeng, and now Mengmeng's intestines were almost green with regret, and her little face was flushed like boiling water.

Mengmeng glanced at the screen, and immediately subconsciously turned her head to avoid it.

"Think pudding! Think chocolate! Think lollipops! Gone! Gone!"

Hao Meng performed exaggeratedly on the side, like performing pantomime, raised an air pudding, and slammed it on the ground!
Seeing this scene, Mengmeng almost burst into tears, and hurriedly read the words on the screen.

"New... a must-read manual for newcomers..."

……

"Mengmeng Good job!"

After the recording of this passage was finally finished, Hao Meng sent the voice message to the group, and then gave Mengmeng a thumbs up.

"Wow! I won't be able to get married in this life, meow!"

Mengmeng was so ashamed that she blushed and wished she could find a crack in the ground to sneak in.

……

Hao Meng sent this voice message, and the whole group was silent for five seconds!

Five seconds later, someone finally typed and spoke.

"Type with both hands to show your innocence!"

[contemptuous look]
"So fast!"

"Cough, this voice..."

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect it to be funny..."

"It's not me! It's really not me!"

Hao Meng saw that the situation was not going well and hurriedly cleared herself up.

"It's too late to say anything now, where is the group leader? Please give Funny the title of 'Untouchable'!"

"You will be crowned 'Untouchable'! Dang Dang!"

Hao Meng suddenly found that her ID "funny" had an extra title of "can't afford to mess with".

"As long as you can live a decent life, even if the top of your head...can't be offended..."

……

Hao Meng is not only not bankrupt, but has earned 8888 yuan, successfully resolved the crisis, and is one step closer to the million goal!
But now the problem is-

"Hao Meng? Pudding? Where's the pudding?"

Mengmeng tugged at Hao Meng's sleeve with her small hand, raised her small head and looked at Hao Meng eagerly.

"Me too! I want to eat chocolate meow!"

Seeing that the crisis was over, Hao Hao joined in at this time.

However, Hao Meng’s food reserves don’t include pudding or chocolate. If you want snacks, you have to go out to buy them, and to go out means to be watched by others, and now you look like the little lolita of the nine-tailed demon fox... Going out like this... emmmmm...

Snapped!
Hao Meng Hao Meng slapped her forehead with her little hand, making a crisp sound.

Then there was that laughter like stepping on a broadsword landmine again from the bedroom...

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