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Chapter 5 Zombie Crisis
When the door of the dressing room was reopened, Hao Meng came out of the dressing room, pinching her skirt with one hand while stroking her hot cheek with the other hand.

The store manager and the maid staff who were busy turned their heads to look at Hao Meng who had finished changing from the dressing room, and the whole coffee shop was instantly quiet.

She was uncomfortable with the chilly feeling of wearing skirts in public, and she was even more at a loss for the strange eyes cast on her by the store manager and many maids.

"I... Am I wearing the wrong clothes... Why are you staring at me... Hazikaxi meow (so shameful meow)..."

The toe of Hao Meng's shoes lightly drew circles on the ground, and the white silk of her legs rubbed against each other uneasily.

"loli! Cat ears! Twin ponytails! Maid outfit! With that shy expression! Nice! It's so great to meet such a cute loli! My life is worth it! Woooooooo——"

The store manager was in tears, and couldn't help taking out his handkerchief to wipe the tears of excitement flowing from the corners of his eyes.

"Ah, so cute! Can I pet it?"

"Hey~ I want to touch too!"

……

The maids and sisters threw away the rags and brooms in their hands, and swarmed around the dazed Hao Meng.

Girls can't resist cute things, let alone such a cute cat-eared little loli?Looking at those big sisters who were smirking with saliva hanging from the corners of their mouths and stretching their hands towards him like zombies, for the first time, Hao Meng felt that idiots were so scary.

"Clap clap clap!"

Crisp applause rang out, and the big sister who helped Hao Meng tie her ponytail came out in time to make a rescue.

"Okay, don't embarrass the newcomers, I will fix you when guests delay work later."

Although the elder sister who said this was smiling kindly, Hao Meng couldn't help shivering because of the chills leaking out.

Only then did Hao Meng carefully examine the maid in front of her. She was about 20 years old, with short shoulder-length hair and clean and capable appearance.

Obviously, she is the boss here.

The maids dispersed immediately, and Hao Meng breathed a sigh of relief.

"My name is Jasmine! You can call me Sister Jasmine! The uncle who cleans the cups at the bar is my father and the store manager. We usually call him Ogissan."

When the elder sister named Jasmine introduced the uncle to the shop manager, Uncle Ojisang waved to Hao Meng with a kind smile and squinted eyes.

"My name is Hao Meng's meow, please take care of meow~"

Ever since she learned how to call cats and sell cute in the locker room, she seems to have awakened something. For some reason, Hao Meng can't help but bring meow when she speaks.

"Hao Meng! So cute!"

At this time, Jasmine's heart completely melted with that "meow", her eyes were full of little stars.

"Well... what should I do?"

Hao Meng glanced at the maids who were busy making preparations. There were about five or six maids in this cafe, but she felt uncomfortable being idle.

"Well... There are some dishes and tableware in the kitchen that haven't been cleaned. These tasks are the easiest. You might as well go and help clean them."

Hao Meng followed Jasmine to the kitchen, and there were some dishes and other porcelain soaking in the sink.

"Just a little rinse off..."

"Clap!"

Before Jasmine finished speaking, the plate in Hao Meng's hand broke away like a loach and fell to the ground, turning into a pile of broken pieces.

"Eh?"

Hao Meng innocently raised her little head towards Jasmine, her big eyes flickering and blinking suspiciously.

"Forget it... let's train how to be a maid first..."

Hao Meng bought a Meng invisibly, which made Jasmine lose her temper.

Jasmine raised her forehead, why is it so cute to break a plate!I can't bear to reprimand...

……

"Now if I am a guest, you come and serve me a cup of coffee."

Jasmine was sitting on the guest seat in a leisurely manner at the moment, tapping her index finger lightly on the coffee table.

After a while, Hao Meng tremblingly came to Jasmine's side with the tray in both hands.

"Ding ding ding..."

The stainless steel coffee spoon in the tray kept colliding with the coffee cup next to it, making a crisp sound.

"So slow! Why did you come so slowly!"

Jasmine grumbled dissatisfied.

"Eh? I was afraid of spilling my coffee, so I kept walking carefully..."

Hao Meng pouted and said with aggrieved face.

"Also, as a maid, you must keep a smile on your face, present coffee to the guests and say: 'Please enjoy yourself, Master ~', what about the agreed smile?"

Tremblingly, Hao Meng served the dish of coffee on the tray, blushing and turning her head, cat ears raised, biting her index finger nervously, hesitating for a long time and trying all her strength to speak out.

"Please... Enjoy...Enjoy...Lord..."

The words that followed were as inaudible as the moaning of mosquitoes.

"PASS!"

Jasmine slapped the table and directly pronounced the death sentence.

"Wow! Sure enough, being a maid is still too difficult for me, meow!"

It's no wonder that Hao Meng herself is a dead house who doesn't go out very much, and now asking her to be a maid is like driving ducks to the shelves, and it's impossible to pass the test by being cute.

"Jasmine shouldn't force her to do anything. How about this? Let Hao Meng be in charge of welcoming the guests. Now let her try handing out leaflets at the door."

Uncle Ogisan is still considerate.Hao Meng glanced at the uncle gratefully, but found that there seemed to be light shining in his slightly narrowed eyes. It was obvious that he was a very shrewd person.

……

Today happens to be the weekend. Even in the morning, there are many pedestrians shopping on this commercial street. Many people go to comic shops and video game stores. Of course, some gentlemen come to find the legend. indescribable place.

Li Xinke is a senior gentleman. He came out of an inconspicuous comic shop and packed a small pornographic manga into his backpack contentedly.

"Good harvest."

As if talking to himself, he suddenly looked up with the backpack on one shoulder, and saw a gap in the door of a coffee shop in the distance, and a small and cute head poked its head out, looking nervously at the street.

"Aww! Super kawaii!"

That cute appearance made him blurt out excitedly.

The door was opened, and it seemed that someone pushed it from behind, and the owner of the little head staggered to the pedestrian street.

"Oh!"

The store door was closed in an instant, and through the translucent glass, one could vaguely see a slightly black-bellied face laughing.

"Big villain! Sister Jasmine is a big villain!..."

A cute crying voice came, and the little cat-eared loli was holding a stack of leaflets with a mournful face, and hammered the closed store door with her fists.

Little Lolita's voice was not loud, but the pedestrians in the whole street could hear her clearly.

As if by magic, everyone stopped their hurried steps and moved their necks to look for the reputation.

"Eh?"

Hao Meng suddenly felt something strange behind him. He stopped hammering on the door and slowly turned around to look behind him.

When she turned around and found that the crowd on the street surrounded her like zombies, she was so frightened that she hurriedly threw the stack of leaflets in her hand into the air.

The scattered leaflets fell like snowflakes, and everyone bent down to pick up the leaflets on the ground, and carefully stored them away. What's more, they picked up the leaflets and put them under their noses to smell deeply.

"The smell of loli!"

Someone smelled the sweet smell on the leaflet, and his face looked intoxicated, as if he was better than smoking marijuana.

The actions of these people made Hao Meng even more frightened. Now that she had experienced what is called a zombie crisis, God knows how she would be treated if she fell into the hands of these zombies.

"Quickly open the door and let me in! If you don't open the door, you will lose a moral little loli!"

Seeing that the situation outside was a bit out of control, Jasmine didn't care about joking anymore, so she opened the store door and let Hao Meng come in quickly.

The first thing she did when she hid in the store was to push the door bolt backhanded, and she was slightly relieved.

"Bang bang bang!"

Scary handprints are densely printed on the translucent glass door...

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