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Chapter 44 God's Misunderstanding

Hao Meng returned upstairs with the takeaway. When the takeaway package was opened, the aroma of steamed buns filled the room.

After eating Xiaolongbao yesterday, Hao Meng couldn't bear to eat instant noodles anymore, so the takeaway this time was naturally Xiaolongbao.

"Meow meow meow!"

"Xiao long bao! Mine!"

The smell of the steamed bun made the two kittens rush over quickly, each picked up a steamed bun and stuffed it into their little mouths.

This anxious look is comparable to Luo Tianyi.

Hao Meng also picked up a small steamed bun, took a bite, and savored it carefully.

The deliciousness of the steamed buns made Hao Meng's cheeks flush with happiness. Sure enough, compared to instant noodles, steamed buns are still more delicious!
jingle--

Unfortunately, it seemed that someone didn't want Hao Meng to eat in peace, and the doorbell rang again.

Hao Meng frowned slightly, leaned on the window and looked downstairs, the delivery guy from before was standing at the door ringing the doorbell.

Hao Meng didn't rush to open the door. Hao Meng didn't think it was because she didn't pay. The food was paid online. Now that the delivery boy came back again and again, he was probably trying to make other plans.

As if sensing Hao Meng's gaze, the delivery guy looked up at the window of the bedroom on the second floor.

scare!
Hao Meng hurriedly retracted in fright.

What should I do!I'm just a little loli, what if he comes in and wants to do something wrong to me?
catgirl?

Hao Meng glanced at the two little cat girls who were fighting with Xiaolongbao, and shook her head.

don't count on...

Funny pillow?

It's just funny!
Call the police now!

He took out his mobile phone and quickly pressed the alarm number.

After a short wait, the phone was finally connected.

"Hello? Is it the police? There is a pervert downstairs ringing the doorbell! Yes, I'm the only one at home...well, I'll wait."

After hanging up the phone, Hao Meng locked the bedroom door and leaned against the door nervously holding a funny pillow...

……

Xiao Wu rang the doorbell for a long time but no one responded, which made her even more convinced that Xiao Luoli must be under house arrest, otherwise why would she hide at home and dare not come out?
Just as he gritted his teeth and prepared to climb up the wall to the second floor along the water pipe so that he could break through the window and rescue Luo, a piercing siren sounded behind him.

The police arrived just in time!

Xiao Wu hurriedly climbed down from the water pipe and excitedly rushed to the police car that had just stopped.

He only has one thought now, the police are here, and the imprisoned little loli can be saved now!

……

The policeman Xiao Zhang in the police car and the assistant policeman Xiao Wang who was driving couldn't help looking at each other when they saw that the suspect who was going to climb the wall and enter the house didn't run away, but ran to the police car excitedly.

The current prisoners are so self-conscious about their feelings, they surrendered themselves on the spot!

The two got out of the car and grabbed Xiao Wu's arm. Before he could react, they handcuffed him.

"Why are you arresting me! There are underage girls in this house! It's important to save people!"

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted for grievances.

"Pervert? I only see you here as a pervert. Aren't you delivering food? Why do you still have to climb onto the roof to deliver? Do you think you are Spider-Man?"

Xiao Zhang almost laughed, because he could think of such an excuse.

It was a little girl who called the police, and it was said on the phone that she was the only one. Could it be that she imprisoned herself?

Hao Meng was lying on the window at this time, and had a panoramic view of everything that happened downstairs, and at the same time, he heard the takeaway boy's cry of grievances.

Eh?Seems to have misunderstood something...?
If this could be tolerated, she wouldn't be called Hao Meng.

So Hao Meng pushed open the window, folded her hands together into a trumpet and shouted.

"First! I'm an adult!"

"Second! I want to eat!"

"Third! You scare me!"

After Hao Meng finished speaking, he closed the window with a bang, leaving only the three of them stunned.

That cute little loli looks like she's being imprisoned?Is all this a misunderstanding?

It seems that I really think too much.

In desperation, Xiao Wu had no choice but to confess all his misunderstandings and guesses to the police from the beginning.

Hao Meng went downstairs and opened the door to reveal a crack. He hid behind the door and explained the situation to the police. Only then did he realize that it was all a misunderstanding.

"So, it's not necessarily the one who stays at home, it may also be Lolita."

The co-police officer Xiao Wang nodded after listening, and forced a smile to draw a conclusion.

Xiao Wu, the takeaway brother, kindly made a mistake and took the lead in apologizing.

"I'm really sorry to scare you, how about this! From now on, I will cover all your meals, all for free!"

In order to be able to see this lovely figure every day, Xiao Wu decided to pay for it out of his own pocket!
free?This sincerity can.

"Uh...it's okay, it's okay, anyway, you are kind, so you don't need to pay compensation..."

Hao Meng thought it was the delivery boy's kindness and hurriedly pushed it away.

"No, no, no, please let me give you free shipping!"

If he could see this cute little loli every day, let alone three meals a day, he wouldn't care if he was poor.

"But if you harass me again and again, I will be very troubled..."

Then without waiting for Xiao Wu to answer, Hao Meng closed the door directly.

The police officer Xiao Zhang patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder, but in desperation he had no choice but to give up...

……

When the farce was over, Hao Meng closed the door, went upstairs and returned to the bedroom, and found that the two kittens had already eaten, and the remaining steamed buns were a little cold.

After stuffing some steamed buns to fill his stomach, Hao Meng continued to play games.

First, he opened the live broadcast room, and Hao Meng found that even now there are still 9 to [-] people in the live broadcast room.

[Has the anchor finished his meal yet? ]

[I've finished eating, why haven't I started yet? ]

[A certain anchor earns a million a month by hanging up to eat live]
[I guess Steve is starving to death in the game? ]

……

"I'm back, how far has it just gone?"

Hao Meng turned on the microphone and switched to the game.

Fortunately, in this server, as long as you stay away for a while and remain still, the system will automatically determine that the player is AFK and will not lose hunger.

First check the equipment on the body, put the unnecessary sundries into the box, Hao Meng sets this area as a home, and enters the command to teleport to the resurrection point.

The scene changed, and Hao Meng instantly came to a square paved with stone bricks. It formed a certain scale and seemed to be the prototype of a main city.

The former green grassland disappeared, replaced by a clean and tidy stone-brick road. Along the way was a square piece of wide land. Hao Meng raised his eyes and saw that some players had already started to build houses on the land.

The residential areas in these main cities are protected, no matter day or night, there is no need to worry about monster attacks. Without the permission of the land owner, even the blocks cannot be destroyed.

Of course, there is also a price, you need to spend diamonds to buy land and build a home.

In addition, there are some shops and public facilities under construction in the city. The Yuzhu I met before is busy flying around in the sky to build the city wall for his main city.

Hao Meng didn't stay long in this desolate main city, but went out of the city to the lively unknown world outside the city.

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(End of this chapter)