funny anchor

Chapter 40 Funny Lolita
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, thousands of people poured in instantly. These people discovered that there was a super cute picture of a gothic lolita with twin ponytails in the lower left corner of the live broadcast room. The pure and holy little lolita in the picture was sitting on a computer chair. On the bed, hugging a funny pillow on his chest, those watery and clear eyes were staring straight at him.

[Huh?Where did the anchor find the loli picture?Which artist drew it?How come I haven't seen such a cute painting style? ]
[This should be the Two-dimensional loli P on the photo, right?I heard that there is a group of Maozi who specialize in PS this kind of pictures that break through the dimensional wall]
[Is this a fanart of Qiongmei?The official series is almost killed by the same person, and it is even cuter than the original Qiongmei! ]
[Even if the anchor doesn’t live broadcast, it’s worth just looking at this loli picture!Good looking! ]
[Is the anchor here?Can the image be enlarged to full screen?I like to take screenshots as wallpaper...]
[Ask for a picture package!Seek the source!No, you can tell me what the painter said! ]
……

There are more and more people in the live broadcast room, and the number has exceeded [-]. There are all kinds of pictures and resources on the barrage, and there are even some old drivers who drive indiscriminately.

At this time, some viewers who were lying on the screen and preparing to lick the screen noticed that the eyes of the little loli in the lower right corner seemed to move imperceptibly, as if she was glancing at something, but she quickly returned to normal and continued to keep her eyes fixed.

[Wait, I was blind just now!The eyes of the little loli in the picture actually moved! ]
[Brother in front wait for me!If you didn't tell me, I thought I was dazzled! ]
[It turned out that there was something wrong with my eyes, it scared me to death!I almost thought my 1080TI graphics card was broken! ]
[What the hell?Live streaming of supernatural events?Gothic lolita squint after Mona Lisa's smile? ]
……

Immediately afterwards, everyone noticed that the little gothic girl with two ponytails squinted at something again, and then the expression on her face changed, with the corners of her mouth raised, her eyebrows curved, and her squinted eyes were full of smiles. The dreamy and pure expression before was gone. Cun, like the funny pillow expression she is hugging, is almost a funny lolita!
"Puff puff……"

Hao Meng couldn't help it, buried her little head in the pillow and chuckled, the audience could only see the pair of cute twin tails trembling.

It turned out that when Hao Meng started the live broadcast, he saw his dreamlike Two-dimensional appearance in the lower right corner of the screen, and he planned to play tricks on the audience, so this play came into being.

He stared at the camera without blinking his eyes, and pretended to be a painting without moving. As a result, no one guessed correctly among so many people.

They all regard Hao Meng as a Two-dimensional character!

If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't help but look at the bullet screen at the end, I wouldn't be able to reveal my secrets, and I looked at the bullet screen at the end, and I was so teased that I laughed straight away.

Hao Meng managed to hold back her smile, and looked up at the live broadcast room, but was surprised to find that there was not a single barrage in the entire live broadcast room with nearly [-] viewers.

What's happening here?
"Eh? Why is there no barrage all of a sudden? Am I disconnected?"

Hao Meng couldn't help asking worriedly.

Then it's time for the barrage to explode.

　[what? ]
[? ? ? ]
[Excuse me? ? ? ]
[(??ω?`)]
[Σ(°△°\|\|\|)︴]
……

Think about it, the little loli with twin ponytails that was originally regarded as Two-dimensional, only seen in picture packages or fan dramas, appeared in reality, and still turned on the camera to broadcast live, which was a shock to these audiences how big!

All the audience were so frightened that they couldn't type!
Even if the news of Luo Tianyi's appearance came out yesterday, it is still out of reach for the majority of dead houses, no one dares to contract Luo Tianyi alone.

But now, a loli with two ponytails who is as cute as Luo Tianyi appeared in reality!Looks like Qiongmei is still an anchor!
This means that as long as you get the favor of this little lolita, it is equivalent to having a Two-dimensional girl!

And the way to win favor is to reward!

After the shock, there was a rain of gifts. Everyone was desperately swiping presents. The small TVs followed one after another, and the announcements on the top of the live broadcast room kept refreshing...

The dead houses who were originally satisfied with a picture, now their desires are inflated, and they want to get Lolita's body and mind!

Now it's Hao Meng's turn to be afraid.

The enthusiasm of these viewers is no less than that of the Luo Tianyi fans yesterday. The small TV worth more than 1000 yuan is as crazy as if it is free of charge, not to mention those Meow Niang, B Ke La, Rhythm Storm...

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room is also increasing, rising like a rocket: [-], [-], [-], [-]...

Tightening the funny pillow on his chest, shrunk his delicate body, he was a little afraid that Hao Meng decided not to pay attention to this group of fanatical audiences, and played games first to calm his shock and divert his attention.

Hao Meng turned off the camera first. After all, she is still not used to broadcasting games in front of the camera. Anyway, the task only said to show her face in the live broadcast, but did not say how long.

The audience saw that the original black screen switched to a mosaic world, but the little loli in the lower left corner disappeared.

[Why does the loli anchor turn off the camera? ]
[Please turn on the camera...]
[Isn’t it really a pre-made video just now?It seems a bit fake now...]
……

The bullet screen asked for the camera to be turned on, but soon the attention was attracted by the game screen.

At this time, it was already dark in the game, and the torches inserted on the surrounding ground lit up. As long as there was light, monsters would not spawn. Even in the dark, it was still safe here.

Hao Meng noticed that player death prompts appeared from time to time in the chat bar in the lower left corner of the game.

[1234 was trampled to death by a giant zombie]

[6666 tried to swim in the magma, but unfortunately he failed]

[2333 was suffocated to death due to excessive manipulation]

……

Then I saw a flash of light at the resurrection point, and those players who died were wearing tattered leather armor or iron armor, with half arrows stuck in their heads reappearing at the resurrection point.

The night in this world seems to be more dangerous. To be on the safe side, Hao Meng decided to wait until dawn before setting off.

"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

Hao Meng suddenly heard the sound of someone turning on the voice microphone nearby, turned around and saw Steve in a cloak and diamond armor squatting on the ground.

This guy actually has diamond armor?How long has it been since the service started?The diamond sets are available so soon, it seems that he is an old player.

[able]
Hao Meng didn't know how to turn on the microphone, so he had to type a reply.

"Here, I don't need this equipment anymore. Seeing that you don't even have any equipment as a novice, I might as well just throw it to you."

I saw Steve in the diamond armor bowed his head and opened the backpack, throwing out a lot of equipment like garbage.

Hao Meng hurriedly picked up the equipment thrown on the ground.

Iron pickaxe, iron axe, iron sword, a set of iron armor with little durability left.

These equipments are precious resources for a novice like Hao Meng. After typing a thank you, he put on the equipment.

"You're welcome, anyway, I have a diamond case, and keeping these is also a bag. Also, press the 'V' key to turn on the microphone."

That diamond-armored Steve continued to speak on the microphone.

Hao Meng tentatively pressed the V button, and then spoke.

"Eh? Really? Let me try..."

The soft and cute loli voice came out, don't be in a hurry to start the mic, all the newly revived players around heard the sound and came over.

"Wasao! There is a girl!"

"The voice sounds like a lolita!"

"Cute girl!"

……

Surrounded by a group of chattering Steves, Hao Meng looked at this familiar scene, and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! The effect of this voice changer is good, even I, a big guy who picks my feet, is regarded as a cute girl! Are you stupid? Hahaha..."

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