funny anchor

Chapter 369 Anti-phishing

The content of this barrage is as follows:
[All cheats currently disrupting normal players in the PUBG server have been permanently banned. Hosts are asked to play the live broadcast with care]
Originally, Hao Meng thought it was a joke posted by an audience member who imitated the tone of an official Blue Hole official. Unexpectedly, after this barrage, comments from other viewers came out like a tidal wave.

[Huh?Isn't this the PUBG official who rewarded ten small TVs during the live broadcast? ]
[OK!In order for the funny little loli to be able to broadcast normally, a wave of hanging was blocked!This must be great! ]
[6666... ​​Fortunately, the official staff of Blue Hole are also watching the live broadcast. I am afraid that the cheating in this live broadcast is so rampant that even the officials cannot stand it]
[Who will dare to cheat during the live broadcast of the funny little lolita from now on?If you open one, close the other one! ]
[It is estimated that the official staff of the Blue Hole saw so many cheating in the live broadcast, so he couldn't bear it, so he blocked it]
[I think it's obviously for the funny little loli's live broadcast...]
……

Are all plug-ins blocked?

Seeing that the audience believed in this barrage message, the little loli in front of the screen couldn't help but feel a little ecstatic.

If there were no fairy plug-ins, then why would I still be hiding?
Thinking of this, Hao Meng's mind suddenly became eager, and she always felt that there was hope for her to eat chicken.

However, after checking his current equipment, Hao Meng found that in addition to a pan, he also had a grenade and not even a small pistol...

Must search for equipment!
Hao Meng looked at the underground air-raid shelter she was in, and found that no one seemed to have been in the empty and well-connected underground air-raid shelter, because she found a bandage on the ground not far away, and a few meters away was another There was a bottle of energy drink, and not far away was another bottle of painkillers, and not far away was another conspicuous medical kit...

These medicines and supplies were arranged in a line, and at the other end was a large medical box.

However, the medical box was placed next to a pile of wooden boxes.

Generally speaking, the supply of supplies in this game is very scattered and random. It is impossible to buy medical items in a straight line like this, and...

Hao Meng noticed that inside the air-raid shelter, the medical supplies in front of him are the most conspicuous. Although there are helmets and bulletproof vests in other places, they are all the lowest-level green caps and thin first-level armor. There are guns on the ground. But there is no matching bullet.

Fishing... fishing?
The abnormal scene in front of him made these two words immediately appear in Hao Meng's mind.

Isn't this the trick I used when I was playing chicken?Is this being learned by someone now and applied to me, my patriarch?
This clumsy trick only deceives newcomers who have just played the game. How could Hao Meng, a veteran chicken player, fall for it?
At that moment, Hao Meng smiled meaningfully and ignored the medical supplies on the ground. Instead, he found a bunker to hide, then silently grasped the grenade and opened the safety ring.

Ding--

The crisp sound of the safety of the grenade being released resounded in the silent air-raid shelter. Hao Meng's eyes were fixed on the back of the box next to the medical box, and at the same time, she silently counted the countdown to the explosion of the grenade.

3, 2, 1—Let’s go!
Just when the grenade in his hand was about to explode, Hao Meng aimed at the wooden box opposite from behind the cover, and threw the grenade in his hand towards the back of the box with all his might.

The grenade drew a beautiful parabola in mid-air and landed accurately behind the wooden box.

Bang!
With a dull loud noise, the opponent didn't even have time to hide, and Hao Meng found a grenade kill prompt on his screen.

【You used a grenade to kill the player 'LaoYinBi'】

[The consequences of failed fishing]
[I said that it was funny just now how to hide a pile of medicines on the ground instead of picking them up. It turns out that there is someone behind the box! ]
[Isn’t this funny fishing routine used before?How can you be fooled by being funny? ]
[A second of silence for this old Yin X]
[This person spent a lot of money on bait for fishing. If I were just looking down to pick up things, I would definitely get caught]
[Yin waited behind the box for a long time, and finally a grenade came... This old Yin must have MMP in his heart]
[Lao Yin X: The gaming experience is extremely poor!What about the fishing you promised? ]
……

A grenade took away the guy who was trying to plot against him. Hao Meng happily picked up the bag and picked up the medical supplies on the ground. After filling a backpack with medical supplies, Hao Meng was still unsatisfied in this empty underground. A round of the air raid shelter was swept.

However, at this time, the greedy little Loli didn't pay any attention to the shrinking circle on the mini-map, let alone the barrage reminders from the audience on her mobile phone.

When she changed her equipment and carried a big bag full of 'express' to evacuate from the air-raid shelter, she raised her head and found in despair that the light blue translucent poison circle was actually blocking the entrance of the cave!

Glancing at the barrage on the phone, she realized that the screen was densely packed with barrage warnings from the audience.

[Circle!The poison circle is almost blocking the door and is busy licking it, run away poison! ]
[Look at the barrage!funny! ]
[A certain Lolita anchor is addicted to picking up trash and can’t help herself]
[It’s over, it’s funny now, it’s really cool now]
[I remember that this large air-raid shelter also has an exit...]
[In the front, look carefully at the small map, another hole is also blocked by a poison circle, this circle just encloses the two holes of the air-raid shelter]
[To go out, you have to take a full amount of medicine and rush out with the poison, but the circle is so small now, and the poison is very painful. I'm afraid this pack of medical supplies will be wasted on running away from the poison]
[I’m afraid there might be someone outside, and I’ll send a wave of express delivery as soon as I leave the circle and don’t have time to pack it up]
[Greedy little funny...]
……

Looking away from the phone screen, Hao Meng looked at his position on the mini map, which was just on the edge of the circle, then looked at the poisonous circle at the door, and said with a wry smile.

"Other people are like a circle of destiny or a circle of destiny when they eat chicken. What kind of circle is my current destiny, but I am trapped here in a circle of destiny?"

Before the audience had time to type in an answer, the poisonous circle in the game told the little Loli the answer.

Just as she finished speaking, the poison circle on the map had already shrunk. When Hao Meng opened her backpack and wanted to drink medicine to fight the poison and rush out to fight, she suddenly discovered that the next shrinking circle also included the air raid shelter!

And what a coincidence, this safe zone happened to be within the area of ​​the underground air raid shelter. Hao Meng, who was staying underground, could clearly hear the fierce fighting and exchange of fire on the surface above his head. The remaining survivors The number of people has now reached single digits!
The audience couldn't help but vomited when they saw this god-like shrinking circle.

[This is... the Circle of Destiny! ]
[Let them fight!Lie down and win!Hide underground and lie down to eat chicken! ]
[I suspect that this is the official staff of the Blue Hole secretly adjusting the circle in order to please the funny! ]
[+1 on the front, I thought so too, this is so imba]
[Ma Ma, I want to report the official cheating of Blue Hole...]
……

(End of this chapter)