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Chapter 365 The Strong Mouth King

Hao Meng, who was driving in the No.1 perspective, sneaked a glance at the kill prompt in the lower left corner, and found that the names of the people in the lower left corner had already been fixed on the screen at this time, and the number of survivors in the upper right corner was at the beginning of the game. It's crazy and sharply reduced.

Undoubtedly, it is clear that there are gods slaughtering ordinary players by "showing their power". What surprised Hao Meng was that a player named "bang" appeared frequently in the list of these gods swiping the screen, and It shows that the weapon he used to kill the enemy is a frying pan.

Because of this special way of killing, and his frequent appearance on the kill list, Hao Meng paid attention to this person.

I don't need a gun, but I only use a pan to shoot people. I'm afraid this is a pan fairy...

Just as Hao Meng was paying attention secretly, the passenger sitting in the passenger seat of the car suddenly spoke on the microphone.

When the man opened his mouth, he spoke in fluent neon language.

"Lolita? Hey...you are a loli! You must be a loli! It's so rare...you can meet a kawaii loli in this game!"

Judging from the voice of this person, Hao Meng judged that this neon man seemed to be a young man in his 20s. It seemed that because he found that the driver was a soft and cute little girl, his tone was quite strange. Excited and thrilled.

However, he found that the loli driver was silent and only focused on driving and ignored him. Undeterred, he continued to find topics to strike up a conversation and asked.

"Are you a neon person? Why do you still speak Longhua and English? How old are you? Where are we going?"

However, the loli driver didn't seem to want to talk to him, and was still driving in silence.

Hao Meng, who was driving at this time, was somewhat depressed.

I didn't expect to get in my car to be an idiot, and he looks like a neon lolicon...

Just when this neon boy was worrying about how to let this little loli continue to chat with him, he suddenly saw a few houses not far in front of him.

At the moment he hastily proposed.

"Hey, the doors of those houses in front are closed, why don't we get out of the car and pick them up together!"

However, the loli driver seemed to have never heard of it, and the car did not show any sign of slowing down. It just swaggered straight through the middle of the house road.

Although Hao Meng didn't want to stop the car, someone didn't want to let her go.

Just as the car drove away from the house, in the house behind the car, a door was suddenly opened from the inside, and then a series of AK gunshots rang out inside the house.

Scattered 7.62 bullets crackled like rain hitting banana trees on the road near the high-speed jeep. One or two of the bullets hit the metal body of the car, causing a trace of sparks.

The sound of the gunshot made the jeep startle like a bird. The straight-line route immediately turned into a drunken driver, and the snakeskin swung around in an S-shape to avoid bullets.

Sitting in the co-pilot's seat, the neon brother couldn't help but sweat at the little loli's driving skills, but the next move of the little loli scared him out of his wits.

The car actually made a U-turn, drove from a blind spot where the opponent couldn't shoot, and drove straight towards the house where the gun was just now.

You must know that the two people in the car are unarmed!What to use to fight against other people's AK?fist?Don't you think you can't be a god?

I'm afraid this car was driven to die!Is this little loli trying to frame me?

If it hadn't been for jumping off the car at this time and falling to his death, this little neon brother might really jump off the car and run away.

However, the car stopped as soon as it reached the back door of Caicai's house. Just when the neon boy was about to press the F key to get out of the car and run away, he suddenly heard the little loli driving with that cute The loli voice turned on the mic and shouted.

"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Get in the car! Get in the car! Get in the car! The poison is coming! No, it's the gods! Get in the car and run!"

The three languages ​​were repeated in sequence, and then the neon boy who was sitting in the co-pilot and was about to watch quietly was surprised to find that the back door of the house was opened by a person hiding in the house, and a player holding an AK He stepped out of the house, pointed his gun at the two people in the jeep, and walked carefully to the side of the car while squatting.

The player who was shooting at the jeep just now, with a look of immortality, is now calmly asking the two people in the car in fluent English.

"Cheater? The cheater is catching up? Oh! shxt! Let's run!"

Perhaps because of Hao Meng's cute loli voice, the foreign player got into Hao Meng's car without any doubt after speaking.

The Neon brother sitting in the passenger seat was dumbfounded, and the audience in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded. A few seconds later, the torrent of barrage in the live broadcast room broke out again.

[This is also OK?And this kind of slapstick operation? ]
[Just now I thought it was funny to kill the guy next door, and wanted to drive over to give him his head, but I didn't expect to persuade him to get in the car! ]
[Mouth strong king! ]
[The strong mouth in the front is okay, 66666...]
[This is the benefit of being able to speak multiple foreign languages. A gentleman will directly trick the enemy into the car without using his words]
[The deterrent power of the gods is really great, now everyone just wants to hide from the gods]
[Another straightforward BOY]
[Is this the rhythm of forming a team of Zhu Xian? ]
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The jeep accelerated away from this area, as if there was really a fairy chasing after it, and the car ran towards the safe zone without stopping.

Because Hao Meng refused to speak, the neon boy in the car chatted with the North American boy who had just gotten into the car in crappy Neon English.

"I'm really sorry for shooting you just now. You are really good people. You drove to pick me up without any suspicion. If it weren't for you, I would be cold now without a car."

The North American brother glanced at the shocking number of more than 40 remaining players in the upper right corner, and said with lingering fear.

One must know that only the first poisonous circle has been shrunk now, but less than half of the number of people survived, obviously there are gods at work.

Facing the apology from the North American boy, the Neon boy responded to Hao Meng in his crappy Neon-accented English.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing that your marksmanship is sloppy, and you didn't get a few shots at all... Uh... can you put away the gun in your hand? You see, you are sitting right behind me... Please don't get me wrong, I really I'm not questioning your marksmanship level..."

If it weren't for everyone being in the same car now, I'm afraid that the North American brother would really shoot this neon man who complained about his marksmanship first, so that he could see whether his marksmanship is really that good.

Just as the two foreign players in this car were complaining to each other, Hao Meng suddenly heard a slight sound of an engine not far away...

(End of this chapter)