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Chapter 343 Lu Xun: Sorry, I Said

Zhang Zhao never expected that the words he confided impulsively just now were screenshotted and sent to the funny little loli.

He stared blankly at the message of making up the knife from the funny hair in the chat group, which made his brain completely blank with a burst of tinnitus.

Regardless of how casually he said these words in the group now, if that cute funny little loli was also in the group, he would be too embarrassed to reveal these true words hidden in his heart.

After all, he didn't want to be branded with the word 'pervert' in that cute little loli's impression.

But it's too late to say anything now.

Zhang Zhao really wanted to slap himself hard now, why did he forget that there was a 'funny' here?And he ran to tease others like a brain twitch, which is good...

Taking a look at the group, Zhang Zhao found that the group members who were eating melons and watching the show at this time had a mentality that they had nothing to do with themselves, and kept making noises there.

"Congratulations to the group leader! I'm afraid you have been thoroughly known by the funny little lolita now, I really envy you (squint-eyed funny)"

"The group leader's show operation... can't learn it, can't learn it..."

"Let me guess the expression of the funny little loli after seeing the bold words said by the group leader..."

"It's funny that tsundere loli, still need to guess? It must be blushing and shouting 'Pervert! Pervert! Big pervert' hentai three times!"

"6666... ​​The brother upstairs is right! (Squinting eyes are funny)"

"Yeah, women's clothing is already perverted enough, and you still say such shameful words..."

"Agree!"

……

Just when everyone agreed with this statement, an untimely message appeared in the group and disrupted the formation.

"That's not necessarily true, maybe the funny little lolita will also be interested in the group leader wearing women's clothing!"

Originally, everyone’s first reaction when they saw this news was to sneer and disapprove. Some people even put their hands on the keyboard and wrote a long speech to refute it. However, after seeing clearly who sent the message, these The person obediently chose to press and hold the delete key instead of pressing Enter.

It's so ridiculous!

With the lessons learned from the overturned group leader, the remaining group members dare not be presumptuous in the face of this ridiculous joke.

No way, who let people know the funny little loli!
This one alone makes everyone envious of everyone here, and since they know funny, and with his understanding of funny, then what he said is probably not groundless.

I'm afraid it's a well-founded fact, so it's not good to be slapped in the face if you refute it casually.

The news from Hao Meng made Zhang Zhangzhao, who had been completely hopeless, see a glimmer of hope.

Zhang Zhao hurriedly typed on the keyboard and sent a message.

"Really? Funny...wouldn't she...wouldn't be prejudiced against men wearing women's clothing? Wouldn't she be treated as a pervert?"

Hao Meng saw the message sent by the group leader weakly, and knew that he had been bluffed by his own message just now. In order to prevent him from completely dispelling the idea of ​​women's clothing, Xiao Luoli had to correct (fool) his cognition and the Three Views.

"Dude, it's the 21st century now, what about women's clothing?"

"Scottish men still wear full skirts. Silk stockings were invented for men to wear. How did women's clothing become synonymous with perversion?"

After hitting enter, Hao Meng thought for a moment, she remembered an encyclopedia news about Lu Xun she had read, and she simply drew a famous person.

"Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent and most common art in our country is man pretending to be a woman."

Different from the previous two pieces of news that came to nothing, this piece of news about Lu Xun caused a lot of complaints as soon as it appeared in the group.

"(Black question mark face???) Just kidding me, why is women's clothing related to Lu Xun?"

"(with a bewildered expression) Lu Xun has said such things??? I doubt it..."

"(Expression: Damn it! I never said that! Let's play! ——Lu Xun Sanlian)"

"I don't even make drafts for nonsense! Lu Xun is a serious person! How could he say such a thing? Don't be here with black people!"

"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, Lu Xun is not a serious person, but Zhou Shuren..."

……

Seeing everyone's complaints, Hao Meng in front of the screen shook his head helplessly at the ignorance of these people, so he could only patiently say.

"I'm sorry, Lu Xun really said that November [-], [-], which is now commonly known as Double Eleven, came from Lu Xun's "On Photography and the like". Toxic!"

At present, many people directly open the Baidu search engine and start searching according to the title of the book.

After a short period of verification, the group members who went back and forth changed their previous attitudes and had to send a message with admiration.

"emmmm...Lu Xun really said that...although he used it in his book to complain about Mei Lanfang's cross-dressing and singing..."

"Amazing! I've raised my posture!"

"Really...can I take back what I just said?"

"I'm really curious why Lu Xun chose to say this on Double Eleven. Is it implying something..."

"If my family objects to me dressing up as a woman again in the future, I will show them this paragraph!"

"Upstairs, please tell your story."

"No, no, please hand over your women's clothing photo before telling the story!"

……

At this time, everyone in the group was discussing the topic of women's clothing in full swing, but at this time Hao Meng ignored the group members in the group and was busy registering an account.

To be precise, it is the account of the chat software.

If it's just a few words, it's not enough to make the group leader pretend to be a girl.

Even in the name of the funny little loli, it's still not enough to deceive the group leader's women's clothing photos.

The final word can really be finalized, and the decisive thing is my identity as the host of the loli UP of the station.

If the funny little loli asks for it in person, let alone let the group leader dress up as a woman, even if he asks his father to dress up as a woman, he will be willing to do so.

And all he has to do now is to build a clone trumpet for this loli, that is, himself.

The account was registered quickly, and Hao Meng dutifully named the nickname of this new account 'Funny Little Lolita'.

As for not naming it 'The Great Joke of Slipping the World', it was because Hao Meng didn't want her account to be confused with the impostor she used to be.

Now whether it is mobile games or online games, or post bars, forums, platforms that require account registration, if you register an account at random and name it 'Slick World's Big Joke', you will find that 'this name will appear 100% of the time. Occupied' prompt.

This uncommon name used to be an existence that no one cared about at all, but now it has become one of the most popular and popular IDs in Longhua Kingdom!

You can see this ID in any game, any online forum, and there are even a lot of ID names such as 'The Big Joke of the World 666', 'My Wife of the Big Joke of the World', 'Little Lolita of the Big Joke of the World' Be active on the web.

But now people with discerning eyes will no longer confuse these fakes with that cute little loli, after all, IDs are funny people but they are everywhere...

……

Using the newly registered account to open the dual-login chat software, and simply set up the personal information, Hao Meng set his sights on the group...

(End of this chapter)