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Chapter 270 Funny Legion
Chapter 270 Funny Legion
Due to the popularity of this game, the overloaded server will often experience lagging and disconnection, and even the entire server will be disconnected collectively in severe cases, which is comparable to the Tudou server that educates bitches.
It's normal for the player in front of him to experience this kind of disconnection, and it can even be said that it is not too much on a daily basis.
But the other party doesn't disconnect sooner or later, and it happens when I have no bullets, this is too much of a coincidence!
Hao Meng, who has always had a dark face, doesn't think that God will take care of her, maybe there is something weird about it!
Hao Meng, who was getting suspicious, suddenly noticed something was wrong.
Just now, I heard a dense crowd of people surrounding me. Logically speaking, they had all been rushing towards me with their fists waving. Many people should have found weapons and ammunition during this time... But why is it so quiet here?
Hao Meng didn't pay attention to the player who suddenly 'disconnected' in front of him, and didn't rush to run away. Instead, he moved the mouse to look around the surrounding urban environment, and at the same time listened carefully...
In such a huge small city that accommodated more than 50 people, it was unexpectedly deadly silent at this moment!
Not to mention gunshots, you can hardly even hear footsteps!
Emmmm......
This weird situation made Hao Meng fall into deep thought...
As if he had guessed something, Hao Meng turned on the public microphone, and tentatively called out to the quiet, empty and uninhabited urban area.
"Cough, that... I'm out of ammunition. By the way, does anyone have any ammunition? Can you give me some?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hao Meng was surprised to find that the originally deathly silent city suddenly became lively because of his words.
First, the two people appeared first from behind the abandoned car wreckage, and then Hao Meng heard a few heavy objects falling to the ground not far away. When she turned her head to look, she saw those At this moment, the upper floors of high-rise buildings are like dumplings, and people are constantly jumping downstairs from the windows or the roof, and almost all the buildings around them have opened their doors at this moment, and the crowd is constantly coming from inside. The people swarmed out, and gathered together with the people who had dumped dumplings and jumped off the building before, and with their equipment and materials, they all frantically rushed towards Hao Meng.
Crackling crackling crackling...
There were chaotic footsteps all around my ears.
The whole scene was so crazy, it was as if there was a super painful circle of poison chasing them behind them, scrambling to be the first, lest they be one step slower!
At this moment, Hao Meng was completely dumbfounded.
These people...could it be...that they were all...
There is no need to continue guessing, the person who rushed to Hao Meng first has already shown (exposed) his identity with actual actions.
Those who rushed to Hao Meng for the first time opened their backpacks without saying a word and took out their belongings, whether they were the weapons and ammunition they had just found, blood packs and drinks, or even the clothes and skirts they were wearing. Throw away everything, take off everything that can be taken off...
As for those who were a step behind, they surrounded Hao Meng, opened their backpacks, and threw all their belongings on the ground beside Hao Meng...
There were more than 50 people, and the whole process was uniform, very organized and disciplined. No one said a word, and they all silently threw their belongings beside Hao Meng, and then left silently naked. , disappeared within this urban area...
After a long while, the area returned to deathly silence again. What was different from before was that this open space was densely packed with all kinds of supplies. The center surrounded by this area was a face The confused Hao Meng.
At this moment, the player who was standing there dumbfounded and suspected of being 'disconnected' also suddenly moved.
He came to Hao Meng, threw the two remaining boxes of pistol bullets on the ground, then turned around, with his anus facing backward, and lay on the ground obediently, as if inviting you to enter the urn and let the mermaid eat you. .
This gesture seems to say: 'Come and hit me!Hit here! '
"..."
Hao Meng was completely speechless.
These people... are all his fans?
After a long time of emotional trouble, these people are all allies!
Those who rushed over to kill people were all fans...
Because of the live broadcast, the location I marked on the map to skydive was naturally known to these fans, so it's no wonder they all jumped with me.
Switching back to the live broadcast room, she found that the barrage in the live broadcast room was just as she thought, and it had completely exploded.
[Hahahaha... This is the power of the funny army! ]
[I was on TV just now! ]
[come!Come on me from behind! ]
[I was beaten to death by funny hands, I have died without regrets]
[Ahhhh!Wait for me to finish the game!I want to participate too!The game I just bought, wait for me...]
[cut!The hands are slow, and they are not lined up with the funny little loli]
[You really know how to play...]
[Invincible!There are so many people trying to keep it funny, this time I'm sure I'll eat chicken! ]
[Even if you encounter cheaters, don’t be afraid, unless the cheater is invincible, otherwise you will punch and kill the cheater player with one punch! ]
……
"You guys! Can't you just watch the live broadcast? You keep playing these tricks... ugh..."
After finishing speaking, Hao Meng, who was frantically picking up things on the ground, shook her head helplessly.
Although he complained on his mouth, his body kept picking up very honestly, and within a short while, he picked up things that were full of level 3 backpacks.
To be reasonable, Hao Meng has almost half of his own people on the map. This game can basically be won while lying down. Like the previous Overwatch, this game has become an entertainment game for fans and water friends.
Ignoring the fans who were still lying in front of her, Hao Meng, who had picked up enough things, looked at the map and asked.
"Um... do you... have... a car?"
After speaking, Hao Meng stayed where she was and listened carefully.
She soon heard a series of engine roars coming from a distance.
Hao Meng couldn't help sighing, these fans are really thoughtful, they don't even have to look for the car, it's delivered directly to the door, it's good to have fans...
After climbing over the low wall, Hao Meng ran to the middle of the road and stood there, waiting for the driver to deliver the car to her.
The driver of the jeep in the distance seemed to have spotted Hao Meng standing in the middle of the road, and immediately accelerated and rushed over.
50米……30米……15米……8米……4米……
This jeep showed no sign of slowing down, and it was still rushing straight towards Hao Meng who was standing in the middle of the road...
Ok?something is wrong...
Bang!
Hao Meng, who had no time to dodge, was directly hit by the jeep...
"This meow is not a real fan at all!"
The little loli who had turned into a box shouted in despair.
This unexpected scene caused another barrage of barrage in the live broadcast room.
[233333... excuse me for laughing out loud]
[Laughing to death... who is this!How dare it be funny! ]
[That is, this guy must not be a real fan! ]
[There is a traitor among us! ]
[This person is not a fan!Obviously a savage! ]
[Standing in the middle of the road and waiting for the bus is the most coquettish...]
[The man driving the car is finished because he has caused public anger...]
感谢【爱吃鱼的猫耳萝莉】豪赏的10000币!感谢【王wan】打赏的8000币!感谢【香织酱】打赏的1000币!感谢【清风城】、【书友150217023005951】打赏的600币!感谢【老乌龟007】、【洪一系】、【月夏de回忆】、【meng既是萝莉】、【氪金诺亚】、【我喂自己袋盐2233】打赏的500币!感谢【抱歉?】打赏的200币!感谢【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
Due to the popularity of this game, the overloaded server will often experience lagging and disconnection, and even the entire server will be disconnected collectively in severe cases, which is comparable to the Tudou server that educates bitches.
It's normal for the player in front of him to experience this kind of disconnection, and it can even be said that it is not too much on a daily basis.
But the other party doesn't disconnect sooner or later, and it happens when I have no bullets, this is too much of a coincidence!
Hao Meng, who has always had a dark face, doesn't think that God will take care of her, maybe there is something weird about it!
Hao Meng, who was getting suspicious, suddenly noticed something was wrong.
Just now, I heard a dense crowd of people surrounding me. Logically speaking, they had all been rushing towards me with their fists waving. Many people should have found weapons and ammunition during this time... But why is it so quiet here?
Hao Meng didn't pay attention to the player who suddenly 'disconnected' in front of him, and didn't rush to run away. Instead, he moved the mouse to look around the surrounding urban environment, and at the same time listened carefully...
In such a huge small city that accommodated more than 50 people, it was unexpectedly deadly silent at this moment!
Not to mention gunshots, you can hardly even hear footsteps!
Emmmm......
This weird situation made Hao Meng fall into deep thought...
As if he had guessed something, Hao Meng turned on the public microphone, and tentatively called out to the quiet, empty and uninhabited urban area.
"Cough, that... I'm out of ammunition. By the way, does anyone have any ammunition? Can you give me some?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hao Meng was surprised to find that the originally deathly silent city suddenly became lively because of his words.
First, the two people appeared first from behind the abandoned car wreckage, and then Hao Meng heard a few heavy objects falling to the ground not far away. When she turned her head to look, she saw those At this moment, the upper floors of high-rise buildings are like dumplings, and people are constantly jumping downstairs from the windows or the roof, and almost all the buildings around them have opened their doors at this moment, and the crowd is constantly coming from inside. The people swarmed out, and gathered together with the people who had dumped dumplings and jumped off the building before, and with their equipment and materials, they all frantically rushed towards Hao Meng.
Crackling crackling crackling...
There were chaotic footsteps all around my ears.
The whole scene was so crazy, it was as if there was a super painful circle of poison chasing them behind them, scrambling to be the first, lest they be one step slower!
At this moment, Hao Meng was completely dumbfounded.
These people...could it be...that they were all...
There is no need to continue guessing, the person who rushed to Hao Meng first has already shown (exposed) his identity with actual actions.
Those who rushed to Hao Meng for the first time opened their backpacks without saying a word and took out their belongings, whether they were the weapons and ammunition they had just found, blood packs and drinks, or even the clothes and skirts they were wearing. Throw away everything, take off everything that can be taken off...
As for those who were a step behind, they surrounded Hao Meng, opened their backpacks, and threw all their belongings on the ground beside Hao Meng...
There were more than 50 people, and the whole process was uniform, very organized and disciplined. No one said a word, and they all silently threw their belongings beside Hao Meng, and then left silently naked. , disappeared within this urban area...
After a long while, the area returned to deathly silence again. What was different from before was that this open space was densely packed with all kinds of supplies. The center surrounded by this area was a face The confused Hao Meng.
At this moment, the player who was standing there dumbfounded and suspected of being 'disconnected' also suddenly moved.
He came to Hao Meng, threw the two remaining boxes of pistol bullets on the ground, then turned around, with his anus facing backward, and lay on the ground obediently, as if inviting you to enter the urn and let the mermaid eat you. .
This gesture seems to say: 'Come and hit me!Hit here! '
"..."
Hao Meng was completely speechless.
These people... are all his fans?
After a long time of emotional trouble, these people are all allies!
Those who rushed over to kill people were all fans...
Because of the live broadcast, the location I marked on the map to skydive was naturally known to these fans, so it's no wonder they all jumped with me.
Switching back to the live broadcast room, she found that the barrage in the live broadcast room was just as she thought, and it had completely exploded.
[Hahahaha... This is the power of the funny army! ]
[I was on TV just now! ]
[come!Come on me from behind! ]
[I was beaten to death by funny hands, I have died without regrets]
[Ahhhh!Wait for me to finish the game!I want to participate too!The game I just bought, wait for me...]
[cut!The hands are slow, and they are not lined up with the funny little loli]
[You really know how to play...]
[Invincible!There are so many people trying to keep it funny, this time I'm sure I'll eat chicken! ]
[Even if you encounter cheaters, don’t be afraid, unless the cheater is invincible, otherwise you will punch and kill the cheater player with one punch! ]
……
"You guys! Can't you just watch the live broadcast? You keep playing these tricks... ugh..."
After finishing speaking, Hao Meng, who was frantically picking up things on the ground, shook her head helplessly.
Although he complained on his mouth, his body kept picking up very honestly, and within a short while, he picked up things that were full of level 3 backpacks.
To be reasonable, Hao Meng has almost half of his own people on the map. This game can basically be won while lying down. Like the previous Overwatch, this game has become an entertainment game for fans and water friends.
Ignoring the fans who were still lying in front of her, Hao Meng, who had picked up enough things, looked at the map and asked.
"Um... do you... have... a car?"
After speaking, Hao Meng stayed where she was and listened carefully.
She soon heard a series of engine roars coming from a distance.
Hao Meng couldn't help sighing, these fans are really thoughtful, they don't even have to look for the car, it's delivered directly to the door, it's good to have fans...
After climbing over the low wall, Hao Meng ran to the middle of the road and stood there, waiting for the driver to deliver the car to her.
The driver of the jeep in the distance seemed to have spotted Hao Meng standing in the middle of the road, and immediately accelerated and rushed over.
50米……30米……15米……8米……4米……
This jeep showed no sign of slowing down, and it was still rushing straight towards Hao Meng who was standing in the middle of the road...
Ok?something is wrong...
Bang!
Hao Meng, who had no time to dodge, was directly hit by the jeep...
"This meow is not a real fan at all!"
The little loli who had turned into a box shouted in despair.
This unexpected scene caused another barrage of barrage in the live broadcast room.
[233333... excuse me for laughing out loud]
[Laughing to death... who is this!How dare it be funny! ]
[That is, this guy must not be a real fan! ]
[There is a traitor among us! ]
[This person is not a fan!Obviously a savage! ]
[Standing in the middle of the road and waiting for the bus is the most coquettish...]
[The man driving the car is finished because he has caused public anger...]
感谢【爱吃鱼的猫耳萝莉】豪赏的10000币!感谢【王wan】打赏的8000币!感谢【香织酱】打赏的1000币!感谢【清风城】、【书友150217023005951】打赏的600币!感谢【老乌龟007】、【洪一系】、【月夏de回忆】、【meng既是萝莉】、【氪金诺亚】、【我喂自己袋盐2233】打赏的500币!感谢【抱歉?】打赏的200币!感谢【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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