funny anchor

Chapter 265 I'm Funny!
Broad Doudou is a game anchor on a live broadcast platform. Of course, 'Broad Doudou' is just his screen name. I don't know whether it is because the name he gave when he registered was not aggressive enough, or because of his game level. The reason is too bad, there are only a few hundred people watching his live broadcast, and he belongs to the kind of tepid little anchor.

However, he did not live broadcast the game for money, but thought that instead of playing alone, it would be better to hang a live broadcast and share the joy of the game with others.

Small anchors like him who start the live broadcast purely out of hobbies and don't care about the performance of the live broadcast are like crucian carp on this live broadcast platform.

At this time, Broad Doudou's live broadcast game was "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds". He parachuted to find a building at the beginning, landed on the top of the building and searched from upstairs to downstairs. Luckily, he quickly He searched for a set of second-level equipment. In addition to the AK in his hand, he even picked up a 98k sniper rifle, which landed at 98k. He had a hunch that he was the one chosen by heaven, and this one would definitely eat chicken!
Just as he finished searching this building and opened the door to search for the next one, a series of gunshots suddenly sounded from a certain direction not far away.

From the sound of the gun and its rate of fire, he could tell that it was a UMP9 submachine gun, and the owner of the gun was obviously not very good at shooting. He fired a series of crackling shots, followed by a series of the same gunshots.

"Rookie, the one who just shot is definitely a novice who has just played this game for a long time. If the opponent is a veteran, and there is no teammate in a single row, a short-range UMP9 shuttle is enough to eliminate a person, and there is no need to open a second one. gun."

Broad Doudou explained to the audience triumphantly, thinking that the opponent was a rookie, which made him, an 'old' player who had been playing for about a month, feel very energetic.

"Look, I'm going to persuade a wave of fights, let these rookies see what a big boss is!"

After speaking, he controlled the game character to run in the direction of the gunshot just now.

The viewers watching the live broadcast in his live broadcast room complained one after another.

[Persuade?I'm afraid it's to deliver express to others! ]
[Hold on!Don't waste time! 98K is short of an eight-fold mirror and a silencer, so let’s do some dirty searching first...]
[Poor eat chicken, rich courier, I think this Doudou will be sent to courier...]
……

Broad Doudou, who was on his way, glanced at the iPad next to the monitor used to display the live barrage, and had a panoramic view of the sparse audience barrage from the live broadcast room.

"You don't believe it? Well..."

Originally, the audience was just trying to persuade him not to fight with others, so as not to waste this equipment in the gutter, but Broad Doudou obviously got it wrong, thinking that the audience didn't trust him, and thought they were looking down on him.

Not only did these barrages not stop him, but they made him determined to slap the audience in the face. He even gave up the plan of using the 98K machine sight to be obscene from a distance, and directly rushed in with the red dot AK. Reckless.

Just when he was about to reach the area where the gun battle was just now, he slowed down, leaning against the wall and groping inside cautiously. Right here, he suddenly heard a familiar and lovely neon voice.

"Hi what a grind!..."

This voice...is the artificial mentally retarded love sauce I saw on the beep station last time!

When Broad Doudou heard the phrase 'Hey Duomo', he, who didn't understand neon language, instantly made up a silly-looking Two-dimensional girl with a pink heart-shaped headdress in his head.

When he was searching for battle royale game videos on Biz before, he had seen this 'Ai Jiang' battle royale game video, and he was deeply impressed by her harmless suffocation operation.

It is no exaggeration to say that this 'Ai Jiang' has maintained a record of zero kills since he came into contact with this game, which is even safer than the safe zone. 'Mobile courier box only.

If the person who just shot was Ai-chan, then it is not surprising that the marksmanship is poor, but the strange thing is——

Why is she still alive?
Isn't the standard ending Ai Jiang turning into a courier box?
Did she kill the enemy on the opposite side?
Thinking of this, he switched to a third-person perspective, squatted behind the wall, and carefully peeped into the wall.

I saw no courier boxes on the ground inside the wall, and there was no sign of any players being killed in battle. Instead, I saw two players getting together. One of the players with the pink Mohawk stayed where he was with his bare hands. Another player holding a UMP9 is busy changing magazines.

Just looking at it, Broad Doudou immediately understood what was going on.

No wonder... It turns out that Ai-chan met a poor guy with no weapons. It seems that this unarmed pink Mohawk also seems to have noticed that the player in front of him is catching chickens with marksmanship, so he stands here with peace of mind, even if he stands If you don't move, Ai-chan won't be able to hit him...

Hehe... I'm really lucky. One is a well-known virtual anchor who is harmless to humans and animals.

Thinking of this, Broad Doudou replaced the AK in his hand with a frying pan hanging behind his butt, and stopped hiding, and ran out from behind the wall...

He was going to make a handsome melee kill with a frying pan, and then recorded this video and put it on the beep station.

If he can succeed, he will be able to boast for a year!
……

Hao Meng had just replaced the submachine gun he got from Aijiang with his own 9mm pistol bullets when he heard footsteps coming from the broken wall beside him.

Under conditioned reflex, Hao Meng didn't even have time to think about it. When he turned around suddenly, he saw a burly man holding a frying pan, wearing a camouflage level [-] helmet, and a gas mask on his face, suddenly rushed out from the broken wall .

The sudden appearance of the enemy also startled Hao Meng. With a shake of her small hand, the front sight floated to the opponent's head, and a series of flames spewed out from the muzzle of the UMP9 submachine gun in her hand. Before he could wave it, he fell to the ground and turned into a wooden box in an instant.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast. The scene just now happened in the blink of an eye. The unresponsive Ai Jiang was startled by the sound of Hao Meng's sudden gunshot at first. When she looked at Hao Meng in a panic, When Mengshi happened to see her killing the enemy.

Only then did Aijiang react with lingering fear.

"Eh? Sigai! Funny Sauce Kakui!" (Eh? Awesome! Funny Sauce is so handsome!)

To be honest, Hao Meng, who was touching her bag at this time, was also confused. She really couldn't understand why this person was hiding well, and he obviously had guns and ammunition on him, why he suddenly rushed towards her to play close combat...

At this moment, the box on the ground suddenly spoke.

"You're not really Ai-chan! I've seen Ai-chan's marksmanship! Absolutely impossible! Who are you? Why are you pretending to be Ai-chan!"

This is standard Longhua language, and the tone is full of unwillingness and despair.

Hao Meng was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and after thinking about it carefully, he suddenly realized, smiled and equipped himself with the 98K, AK and other weapons in the man's bag, and then explained to the box spirit on the ground with that cute loli voice.

"Huh? Me? I'm afraid you mistook the person! I'm funny! Did you see that silly pink Moxie next to me doing it? She's the artificial retarded love sauce!"

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