funny anchor

Chapter 222 Salted fish?

Hao Meng looked down at the dice in her hand, then at the funny system prompt in front of her, and couldn't help touching her tender chin with her little hand.

There is no doubt that my guess is correct. Today's task is overfulfilled. As soon as I turned on the funny system, the dice I threw appeared in my hands, and the 58 fans displayed on the system also proved the number of my fans. No moisture.

Having so many fans is something to be happy about, but now Hao Meng's attention is on the little dice in his hand.

Holding the dice in both hands, Hao Meng took a breath, then threw the dice onto the carpet.

After the dice rolled on the carpet by inertia for a while, a two-point decimal finally stayed face up.

Just looking at the result of the dice, Hao Meng hurriedly turned to look at the Monopoly chessboard that appeared on the funny system.

The puppet representing himself on the chessboard moved forward slowly, passed the first grid showing the mosaic, and stayed on the second grid.

It was an empty box, nothing was displayed, just an extra line of small characters.

While Hao Meng breathed a sigh of relief, she hurriedly looked at the small characters on the grid.

"Keep going……"

Before Hao Meng finished reading the small characters, the little puppet on the grid continued to move, passing the monkey icon and the clothes icon one after another, and stopped on the third grid in the future.

The number of the dice thrown is not the final result. The chessboard is full of various traps. Fortunately, I just moved forward instead of retreating one square, otherwise I am afraid that I will have to see what the mosaic item is.

Shaking her little head to get rid of those messy thoughts, Hao Meng hurriedly looked at the grid where the doll was.

This grid is not blank, but a fish.

To be precise, this is a fish swimming in the water.

But in Hao Meng's eyes, this is a salted fish.

"..."

Hao Meng was immediately speechless.

What reward is this?Will you reward me with a salted fish?Or... am I a salty fish?Transform into a salted fish?
After waiting for a while, Hao Meng didn't wait until a salted fish or salted fish pillow appeared out of thin air in front of him, nor did he realize that he had turned into a strange creature like a tiger shark. He hurriedly came to the mirror to check himself.

What was reflected in the mirror was still Qi Lunuo's COS costume. Hao Meng groped for a while, but there was nothing strange on her body, and nothing was missing. The place that should be flat is still flat...

Hao Meng is both happy and a little disappointed now.

The good news is that it didn't turn into something weird, the bad news is...it was tricked by the funny system this time...

The expected transformation didn't happen at all, and the salted fish icon reward seemed useless, it was just a salted fish.

Perhaps, I am a decadent salted fish...

Somewhat disappointed, Hao Meng put away the funny system. Hao Meng was too lazy to study what the salted fish reward was all about. She turned around and came to the computer, and clicked on her home dance video page, intending to check out her own house dance of Cirno COS What's the result?

Click full screen, click play, and suddenly an ice-blue ocean composed of dense barrage appears on the screen.

[⑨]
[⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨]
[Music full of power and wisdom]
[In the [-]th week, I said I couldn’t get out at all]
[It turns out that Oriental fan music can also brainwash like this? ]
[Hi Dongfang XX! ]
[Everyone!Cirno's math class has started]
[idiot!idiot! ]
[automatic color change]
[BAKABAKA⑨BAKABAKA⑨BAKABAKA BAKABAKA⑨……]
[Classroom background praise! ]
[バカバカバババカバカバカバカバカバカ]
[Baga God mocks! ]
……

Hao Meng noticed that at the bottom of the barrage, there was an enthusiastic King Konger haunting him, turning the neon language into a funny Konger.

In this way, in addition to the bilingual subtitles of Longhua Neon written by myself, there is also an empty subtitle for everyone to sing along.

However, it seemed that some people refused to admit defeat. In order to attract everyone's attention and correct Kong'er, other Kong'er Jun also appeared. Suddenly, the bottom barrage was occupied by the colorful Kong'er barrage, just like flowers competing for beauty. Like, keep blooming.

[A large number of empty ears appear below]
[Homework is done!Where does the bus go? ]
[Do you still remember, your third aunt, study hard! ]
[Mine in the oil depot!Flag Dolly mine! ]
[The plate is here for you, Loli wipes it! ]
[I, who can't speak neon, actually sang along with Kong Er! ]
[Chinese language is broad and profound]
[Huh!It turns out that this is a math problem! ]
[Pfft... the answer to this question made me laugh so hard]
[It turned out to be zero...]
[Shente Meow Fantasy Country has no bus! ]
[I want to add a BUFF to the head of the idiot ⑨ (laughs)]
[To be reasonable, only idiots would ask this kind of question...]
[Fortunately, it's Baga...]
[1+2=9]
……

Then, accompanied by bursts of Baga, BAKABAKA⑨, and バカ barrage, the song finally came to an end.

Finally, in a barrage of "see you at the beginning", the song finally came to an end.

Scrolling down, Hao Meng turned his attention to the comment section of the video.

The first is the first hot comment in the comment area.

"Have you noticed that the funny personal space homepage actually has the words 'Lifetime Member' after the name! I just discovered it today."

Reply:

"I was so scared that I hurried to the comic space to have a look."

"I'll go! Really, who can explain what the hell is this lifetime member?"

"I've heard about the annual membership, and the lifelong membership seems to be higher than the annual membership..."

"It's not just superior! This title is unique in the Bie station now! Even the master of the station doesn't have this title! Think about how precious it is!"

"Could it be that... the beep station has decided to be funny?"

"I'm afraid there is something behind this..."

"Please put away your dirty thoughts from above."

"I guess it might be the reward for signing the anchor of the Biz station. After all, the funny little loli is so good, and the Biz station doesn't want to keep her, it is simply blind! It is reasonable to use a special title to keep her."

"It's reasonable, if Funny one day stops hanging out at Biz and wants to change stations, I'll definitely follow her!"

"Yes! What is there to miss without the funny little loli? Now I only watch funny live broadcasts and videos on the site every day, and she is the only one on the watch list! I am definitely a loyal fan! "

"Without the funny beep station, it doesn't matter if you don't mix, if you really leave the beep station in the future when you are full of funny people, I'm afraid the vitality of the beep station will be greatly damaged... no wonder..."

"If it were me, even if it wasn't for this cute little loli, I would try my best to keep the station for the future development of the station. I would give it whatever I wanted. A title and a not-so-valuable big member are nothing. To be reasonable, I still feel that Beep Standing a little stingy, don't tell me that Huanqi really signed the contract because of such a small gain, that's a contract of sale!"

……

Seeing these comments and replies, Hao Meng in front of the screen shook his head.

These guys can really guess wildly... They all underestimated their own vision...

　Thanks to [Anna-san of Shenyin] for the reward of 500 coins!Thanks to [Du Ling], [Yuexia de Memories], [You Lost], [Donghai Chuyang], [African Salted Fish Chief], [Secondary Two Teenagers Fantasy Saving the World] for the reward of 100 coins!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)