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Chapter 216 People sit at home, the pot comes from the sky

Xu Jingjing's heart skipped a beat, and she plucked up the courage to strike up a conversation.

"Excuse me……"

Before he finished speaking, the person in front of him immediately moved.

He waved his hand and gestured to himself to wait, but his eyes were still fixed on the phone screen.

Xu Jingjing opened her mouth. It was indeed impolite to interrupt so hastily. She could only swallow what she was going to say next, and turned her attention to the video played on her mobile phone.

Hmm... This video looks like a dance video, and the background is a school classroom. What is this cute little girl singing?Looking at the eleven or twelve-year-old...should be a primary school student?Seeing the little girl working hard, she should be singing something...

So what exactly is singing?

Could it be "Let's Be Happy Together"?Or "Where Are We Going, Dad"?Or "Little Girl Picking Mushrooms"?
Are these childish nursery rhymes nice?
And how good can a primary school student sing?
Glancing at the earplugs worn by the male god in her mind, she suddenly thought of a good idea that could not only listen to songs, but also shorten the distance between the two of them, killing two birds with one stone.

Thinking of this, she didn't even care about being polite, and hurriedly said in a voice that she thought was pretty delicate.

"Hey, can you share half of the earphones with me and let me listen to them?"

……

Wang Yuhang frowned impatiently.

From just now, the girl with a scent on her body kept harassing herself, peeking at her mobile phone and then she could bear it, and then interrupted her to watch the house dance video. Half, forcibly breaking the experience of admiring the little loli dancing house dance, insisting on a third party to intervene.

Glancing at the progress bar that was almost unbearable, he was glad that this house dance video was gradually coming to an end, otherwise he was afraid that this woman would harass him all the way, so bear with it...

However, his silent attitude seemed to be taken as approval.

"If you don't speak, you agree?"

Seemingly convinced of this taciturn, bookish boy who was shy and easy to bully, Xu Jingjing boldly pulled the earplugs after speaking.

The unsuspecting Wang Yuhang was ripped off the earplugs, and a weak but soft and cute singing sound came out from the earplugs.

The moment the earphones were ripped off, Wang Yuhang immediately pulled back to reality from the gentle fantasy land of the little lolita. He couldn't help turning his head, and for the first time, he looked squarely at the woman beside him who had been bothering him all the time.

About 20 years old, long hair, good looks.

It's a pity that it's not a loli...

Not even a cute loli...

Cut, not interested...

With just a glance, he snatched the earphones back from the woman's hands and plugged them back into his ears. Interested, he turned his head and dragged the video progress bar back to make up for the part he missed just now.

However, this woman is still relentless, and even the attitude that she almost ignored just now seems to have angered the other party.

"How could you do this! Am I so unsightly?"

Some sharp female voices sounded beside him, even the in-ear headphones could not block them, allowing the sound to pierce through his eardrums.

This guy is so annoying!

But the good-tempered he didn't fly into a rage, but decided to adopt a gentle and euphemistic way to express his current mood in a two-dimensional form.

So he imitated a lyric that he had just learned from the little Lolita in the video.

"Nani! Wulu Sai! Oh that Obaga!" (What, it's so noisy, you idiot!)

This is like a shameful imitation show of PLAY, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the car.

Xu Jingjing was stunned at this moment.

Although she couldn't understand the neon language, she still understood the meaning of the word 'Baga'.

It seemed to be done on purpose, she deliberately thought about the meaning of this sentence in a bad way.

He actually scolded me... My father never scolded me once since I was a child... He actually scolded me Baga... Do you really think I can't understand a few neon words...

Thinking of this, Xu Jingjing couldn't help but shed tears of grievance.

Eh?What's wrong?Obviously, I think my tone of voice is quite cute...

Wang Yuhang was stunned. He didn't expect that he wanted to learn how to be cute, but he made people cry. It seems that he is not a loli, and this cuteness skill is really impossible to learn.

But I don't seem to have done anything wrong?

He wanted to comfort him but didn't know how to comfort him, so he had no choice but to remain silent.

All the people in the car were silently watching these two people. Everyone was either guessing the meaning of the neon words just now, or guessing the relationship between the two people.

For a while, apart from the sound of the bus engine, there were only suppressed whimpers in the carriage.

But soon a mechanical beep was the first to break the dull atmosphere.

"Ding! Arrive at the station ahead, stop number 233, passengers who get off, please take your belongings..."

Under the eyes of all the passengers watching the show, Xu Jingjing hurriedly covered her face with her hands and rushed out of the bus as soon as the bus came to a stop and opened the door.

After Xu Jingjing got off the bus, she wiped away her tears. She didn't wait for a gentle palm to be patted on her shoulder until the bus door slammed behind her. She hurriedly turned her head and looked into the compartment through the door glass.

The scene in front of her made her so astonished that she even forgot to shed tears.

He didn't even take a look here, but continued to look down at his phone.

And at that moment, she actually saw a relieved expression on that man's face, as if he had endured himself all the way, and his departure made him feel happy instead.

Why...why is my attractiveness no better than that of a ten-year-old girl?

Although Xu Jingjing didn't want to admit it in her heart, the ruthless facts told her that she was defeated by a little loli whom she had never met before...

This guy is a lolicon... must be a lolicon...

Why do men like Lolita!Why……

Xu Jingjing thought sadly in her heart, she was in a state of desperation, like a walking corpse, stumbling and walking on the street, but her mind was full of thoughts.

It's a pity that the figure I am so proud of is far from that petite and cute loli. No matter how much I put on makeup and plastic surgery, I can never hope to become a soft and cute loli who is as lovable as a heartthrob.

Could it be that as Yu Jie...isn't she charming enough?

She stumbled and stopped in front of a shop window. She looked up at the tall figure reflected in the mirror-like glass, and couldn't help shaking her head.

No... I'm not wrong!The wrong one is loli!It's Lolita's pot!
Who made a creature like Loli so cute!
Dead house lolicons are all Baga!
It's all Loli's fault!

Thinking of this, her mood improved a lot.

After all, the other party is a cute loli, and she deserves to lose...

……

On the bus, Wang Yuhang clicked 'replay' on the video on his phone and clicked on infinite loop. Just now the woman kept harassing him, but he didn't feel at ease watching it. This time, he planned to start from the beginning and make up the second week.

Yet at this moment.

Ding-dong-

Accompanied by a mobile phone Weibo notification tone, a Weibo message popped up from the top of the screen.

He just took a general glance, and caught two important words, and hurriedly clicked into the funny live broadcast room.

Those are 'Hua Tian Xia Da Ji' and 'Open Live Broadcast'...

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