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Chapter 214 Lifetime member (ask for tickets at the beginning of the month!)

I saw a round 'big' character in the lower right corner of my funny avatar, and behind my site ID and level, there was a line of small characters circled in pink.

[Life member]
In addition, the house dance videos I posted before have passed the review and appeared in the video list of my personal homepage.

It was less than an hour before I uploaded the video!Why is the review speed of the website suddenly so fast?I thought I'd have to wait a few more hours...

Also, what the hell is this inexplicably extra 'lifetime member'?I have not paid any money to become a member of Bizhan, and Bizhan does not have any member-friend gifting function, so this is definitely not a big membership gift from fans.

Hao Meng knows what a Biz station member is. When he was on Earth, Bilibili also provided a service for recharging and opening a Bilibili membership. You can open an annual membership for 233 yuan. At that time, as an old driver of LV4, Bilibili had The big members who have been given for free for three months, in addition to enjoying the personalized avatar frame of the big members, can enjoy the original 'titanium alloy' quality of 1080P resolution when watching fan dramas at station B, and can watch and buy at station B for free Imported genuine big movies.

In this world, the functions should be similar, but what about this 'lifetime'?When I was live broadcasting on Biz.com, I once saw a local tyrant enter the live broadcast room with the titles of "annual member" after his name.

It was the first time she had seen this lifetime member.

Out of curiosity, Hao Meng couldn't help but move the mouse over the words 'Lifetime Member', and found that the arrow cursor had changed into a little finger, and she clicked it directly.

The page jumps, and the detailed information about your Bizhan member appears.

I saw the membership expiration date marked next to the cute 22-girl and 33-girl cartoon images.

[Your membership will expire on 2099-01-01]
This exaggerated expiry time made Hao Meng stunned, expiring in 2099... This is really a lifetime member!
I took a look at the functions activated below. Except that the time is many times longer than that of the annual membership, and the title is slightly different, all the functions that should be available are available.

Thinking of the previous solicitation call from Bizhan, even if Hao Meng is really the idiot Ciruno, he should know what this lifelong membership is about.

In order to attract himself, Bizhan gave a gift worth nearly 2 yuan!

Although this luxury gift cost Bizhan almost nothing, and it is hard to say whether Bizhan will still exist after so many years.

But this unique title of 'lifetime member' will make people who don't know the truth mistakenly think that they are appointed by Bizhan.

If there is no unknown PY transaction behind it, how could Bizhan give such a conspicuous title?

Even if there is a wealthy person who spends 100 yuan to buy a [-]-year membership, I am afraid Bizhan will only give it to an ordinary annual membership.

Hao Meng guessed that this unique title would cause another wave in the Biz Post Bar, and then he would be pushed to the forefront by public opinion. As for whether he was submerged in water or riding the wind and waves, that's his choice...

But no matter what the final result is, there is no escaping the fact that he is related to the senior management of this funny UP main site, giving outsiders the illusion that they belong to Biz.

"This beep station...can play..."

The little Loli touched her pink and smooth chin with her little hand and murmured to herself with interest.

It can be seen that the executive of this beep station is a very shrewd person, and Hao Meng admires his methods a little bit.

Since the other party is so generous to please me, then I don't need to be polite at all, and I can take advantage of this turmoil to raise my fan value to a new height...

By the time……

hum...

Before the little Loli could express her ambition and fully describe the fantasy in her mind, the silent cell phone on the table suddenly vibrated and rang.

Picking up the phone in a hurry, little Loli just listened to it for a while, and immediately with an expression of excitement and joy on her face, she threw the phone on the bed and ran out like a sprint.

In the bedroom, the cute cry of little Lolita could be vaguely heard when she went downstairs.

"My delivery!"

……

ten minutes later.

When Hao Meng returned to the bedroom out of breath, there was a boxy express package on the ground.

From the appearance, the octagonal point of the box is pointed, and the appearance is not damaged. It should not have been squeezed or violently delivered.

Picking up a small wallpaper knife in the pen holder on the table, Hao Meng carefully cut open the plastic waterproof packaging film wrapped by the courier company with the knife.

It is said that XXX is better than unboxing, which is not false at all.

Especially when unpacking long-awaited items, the sense of mystery and anticipation makes people unable to extricate themselves.

The opaque express packaging film was peeled off, and the box containing the VR head-mounted display appeared in front of Hao Meng.

Hao Meng lifted the top cover of the box, and threw the large-page instruction manual on the top layer aside. Inside the box, a neatly arranged VR monitor and accessories were displayed.

After a while, the carpet in the bedroom was covered with large and small boxes and messy wires. Hao Meng picked up the instruction manual and carefully looked at it according to the installation steps above.

Others are fine, but the step of installing the locator made Hao Meng feel difficult.

The instruction manual requires that the two locators, which are a bit like small speakers, be placed diagonally at a distance of two meters from the ground.

If I was on Earth before, I could only do things that I could do with my hands, but now...

Looking down at that petite figure, the little loli couldn't help but forced a smile.

In desperation, Hao Meng had no choice but to push the computer chair to the place where it needed to be placed, then raised it up, stepped on the chair tremblingly, tried not to look at the ground, placed the positioner at a height of two meters, and set it up.

The other locator was also installed according to the same method, turned on the power, connected the VR headset to the computer, checked and confirmed that it was correct, Hao Meng put on the somewhat heavy VR headset, and ran a free VR headset on sbeam. A small game to check if the locator can capture itself and the controller.

Except for the immersive virtual reality experience at the beginning, when it was his turn to move freely later, Hao Meng sadly found that the locator responsible for capturing and calculating his position didn't work at all, and couldn't detect his own existence at all.

They all followed the steps in the manual. Could it be that the store sent me a broken VR monitor?
Thinking of this, Hao Meng hurriedly picked up the mobile phone on the bed, opened Wang Xin, and explained the current situation to the customer service of the VR display store he bought from Xbao.

"I confirmed that the two locators are connected to the power supply, and they are placed diagonally at the same height of two meters as written in the manual. Why doesn't it work? Is there a quality problem?"

Faced with the questioning of the news sent by Hao Meng, the store customer service asked politely after a brief silence.

"May I ask how tall you are?"

"Uh...about one meter...about 1.4 meters...what's the matter?"

"That's your problem... Normal adults are at least one and a half meters tall... Please lower the locator a little according to your height and place it in a suitable position."

When Hao Meng saw this customer service message, she looked up helplessly at the locator that had finally been placed on a high place, and felt like ten thousand alpacas galloping past in her heart.

The corner of her mouth twitched slightly, and the little Loli suddenly collapsed on the carpet in despair, lowering her head and murmuring as if she was dead.

"The designer of this VR head-mounted display, Temiao, didn't consider the installation experience of loli users at all... I have to climb two more times..."

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