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Chapter 209 Come!Hurt each other!

After hearing this, Hao Meng was stunned for a while before realizing that this guy mistakenly thought he was a big guy in women's clothing.

While she was relieved in her heart, she still felt that it was necessary to clarify.

At that moment, Little Loli retorted excitedly to the uncle in sunglasses.

"Nonsense! I'm a serious loli!"

"Oh...in that case...how do you explain it here? Why are you so flat? Don't tell me you haven't developed yet..."

After finishing speaking, the uncle in sunglasses pointed to Hao Meng's chest, lowered his head and smiled, and muttered to himself.

"Hey... washboard..."

pricked... pricked...

What is Ten Thousand Arrows Piercing the Heart?Hao Meng has realized it now.

Although deep in her heart she still thinks that she is a man, but after becoming a loli, she always feels uncomfortable being pointed at and called a washboard.

The uncle in sunglasses leaned over to pick up the basketball on the ground, tucked it under his arm, carefully looked at the small and cute little loli in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Well, I've been single for a long time, and even if I look at a young lady wearing women's clothing, I feel that she has a pretty face..."

Hao Meng didn't wait for this man to finish his nonsense, she looked up at the uncle with a small face and said seriously.

"Uncle."

"Ok?"

"I think it's time for you to find a girlfriend. It won't be easy to be a single magician for 30 years..."

come!Hurt each other!

I let you also taste the feeling of piercing the heart.

Hao Meng ignored the uncle who was clutching his chest as if he had a heart attack and felt a dull pain, and walked around him and left along the road.

After taking two steps, the little Loli tilted her head slightly, revealing a perfect profile, as if she remembered something, and closed her eyes.

"Also, I suggest you go see an ophthalmologist."

After finishing speaking, the little Lolita strode away.

Seeing this, Hui Ji and other people in the dormitory quickly chased after him, and when they came to the uncle, they gave him a few more sympathetic glances.

It's not a good idea for this uncle to hit someone, but he happened to mess with Hao Meng...

Are you stupid now...

For a moment, only the uncle in sunglasses was left alone at the door of the teaching building, covering his heart in a daze.

Uncle Sunglasses suddenly turned around and shouted at the distant blue figure after a burst of heartache and loss of consciousness.

"We will meet again! Then we will have a showdown!"

After shouting, he looked at the figure that gradually disappeared from the field of vision, and murmured to himself worrying about gains and losses.

"I don't believe that you can hide your identity as a women's boss after changing into a swimsuit during swimming lessons..."

……

Hao Meng didn't pay attention to this episode that happened after school at noon, and was quickly forgotten.

Back in the bedroom on the second floor of the dormitory, Hao Meng connected the unmanned camera to the computer, and first imported the home dance video recorded in the morning to the computer for easy editing.

Looking at the slow moving file transfer progress bar, perhaps because of the weather at noon, Hao Meng, who felt a little hot, decided to go downstairs to get a bottle of iced drink from the refrigerator.

Little Loli went downstairs to the kitchen and found Jasmine busy preparing lunch. Without disturbing her, she went straight to the refrigerator and opened the magnetic door of the refrigerator.

As soon as the refrigerator door was opened, the cool air that hit the store immediately made the little Loli feel refreshed.

As if she had forgotten the purpose of this trip, she couldn't help poking her little head in, then her arms, then her upper body, and finally she simply took off her shoes, moved the contents of the refrigerator, and went straight in.

Bang!
The magnetic door of the refrigerator is closed.

Jasmine, who was chopping vegetables with her back on her back, turned her head and glanced doubtfully at the 'Casarte' French-door refrigerator that was as huge as a large wardrobe.

Did anyone grab something in the fridge just now?Strange... what about people?
Looking at the empty kitchen except herself, Jasmine just thought she had an illusion, shook her head and ignored it, and turned around to continue chopping vegetables.

After a long time, Jasmine began to prepare the next dish.

She planned to take two eggs from the refrigerator as ingredients, so she came to the refrigerator, opened the door handle of the refrigerator, and looked inside...

Wait... It seems that not only my ears have problems, but even my eyes have problems!

When Jasmine saw the scene in the refrigerator, she was stunned for a few seconds, but it was the cool air from the refrigerator that brought her back to consciousness.

Accompanied by the misty cold air, I saw a cute little Cirno loli curled up in the refrigerator. At this time, she was holding a blue popsicle in her hand and was licking it forgetfully.

As if aware that someone was staring at her blankly, little Loli raised her head, smiled, picked up a bag of popsicles beside her and said in that sweet and lovely voice.

"Ah! Jasmine, do you want to..."

Bang!
Before little Lolita finished speaking, Jasmine directly closed the refrigerator door with black lines all over her face.

Putting her hand on the refrigerator door, Jasmine shook her head vigorously and thought to herself.

illusion!It must be an illusion!It should be that my posture to open the refrigerator door is incorrect... I will try again with a different posture...

This time, Jasmine opened the refrigerator violently with lightning speed!

However, little Lolita was still inside, still holding the bag of popsicles in her hand, continuing what she just said.

"...Want an old popsicle too?"

Snapped!
This time Jasmine slapped herself on the forehead.

It doesn't look like a hallucination...

Immediately, Jasmine took out the little loli from the refrigerator before it was frozen into a popsicle⑨.

The moment Hao Meng was taken out, the instant temperature difference made her feel that it was so hot outside.

Fortunately, I still have popsicles.

Thinking of this, little Loli hurriedly licked the popsicle in her hand.

"Do you want to catch a cold in the refrigerator? Besides, it's not summer yet. Is it so hot?"

Jasmine's mother-in-law taught her that she was full of helplessness for this cute little loli.

Let’s say she’s still a child, but sometimes she outperforms adults in her decades, whether it’s music or dance accomplishments, or witty overcoming difficulties and witty remarks, it makes those old guys feel that they are too old Live on the dog.

But treat her as an adult, first of all, she is a little loli in appearance, and secondly, she is often either acting like a baby or being stupid, and doing some childish and ridiculous things that only children would do, such as drilling into the refrigerator now enjoy the cool.

Just such a little guy who can't be beaten or scolded, makes people angry and funny, but it affects everyone's heart...

"So, Jasmine, do you want some popsicles? Let me tell you, these old popsicles are pretty sweet!"

Little Loli raised her little hand, and handed the bag of 'old popsicles' she was holding to Jasmine, pulling Jasmine back from her thoughts to reality. Then, as if realizing something, Little Loli hurriedly turned her head, a little Tsundere said.

"Hey, just treat it as a reward for your hard work."

Jasmine couldn't help feeling warm in her heart.

This guy... I can't tell he's quite considerate...

This time Jasmine did not refuse, took the bag of cold popsicles from her warm little hands, tore open the package, and prepared to share the coolness with little Lolita.

However, as soon as Jasmine licked the popsicle with her tongue, her expression changed instantly, and she held up the cold popsicle, stuck out her tongue and shouted anxiously and inarticulately.

"The goose-colored head is blind to provoke!" (I can't get my tongue off!)
　Thanks to [Xiongshan Shimen] for the reward of 500 coins!Thanks to [Jijia Xiaomo], [Chen Xi & Huang Hui], [A little annoying ah ah ah ah ah] for the 100 coins rewarded!
　　
　
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