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Chapter 108 The Tragedy Caused by an Angel
Hao Meng saw on the bullet screen that the audience was guessing about what to attack the stronghold in a group, Zarya's big move to kill the terrain, or another sneak attack from the back for justice...

"Wrong...not right...guess again! Hey! This student's guess is very close, but unfortunately he failed to guess some important details..."

At this time, the teammates had all been revived, and Hao Meng turned his attention back to the game.

Silently pressing TAB to check the charging status of his teammates' ultimate moves, Hao Meng nodded in satisfaction.

Then cut out the typing chat channel in the game, and switch to the public channel that both teams can see, and the little hands crackled and typed on the keyboard.

[Funny: Stop fighting, everyone, cease fire!Rest, rest! ]
As soon as this sentence was sent, a prompt appeared in the upper right corner of the screen that the cute Widowmaker had been killed.

Seeing this, Hao Meng was relieved. This Widowmaker who was not on the voice channel was an unstable factor. Fortunately, the enemy helped solve it, and everything went according to the original plan...

Then, Hao Meng continued typing.

[Funny: Anyway, you already accounted for the target point, didn't you?If you win this round, the game is over. We don't plan to play anymore. Entertainment comes first, competition comes second. Let's eat funny fruit under the funny tree in a friendly manner, okay? ]
As soon as Hao Meng said these two words, his teammates were in an uproar.

"Ah? Those who were desperately fighting to death just now, why don't you give this round to them!"

"That's right, we still have hope, don't give up the treatment!"

"It's probably funny because I'm in a hurry to download the game and don't want to play it. I understand, everyone just treat it as entertainment, and it's not a qualifying match anyway."

"Funny tree? Funny fruit?"

……

"Everyone, don't shoot! Be kind, make more facial expressions, send 'hello' and the like."

Hao Meng followed his teammates to the target point and spoke in voice at the same time.

……

enemy team.

Your girlfriend (DVA): "What's the situation? The opposite party has lost his mind and doesn't want to play?"

There are always people who want to harm me (the god of death): "Be careful, maybe it's some kind of conspiracy..."

Your wife is awesome (Anna): "I really care about that funny fruit..."

Please kill my teammates (DJ Lucio): "Then shall we still fight them?"

Your wife is awesome (Anna): "The target is here, even if they want to delay the time, it is in our interest! It's okay to play with them, as long as everyone spreads out and stands up, be careful of fraud."

Next, the group of enemies saw that the group of people on the opposite side came to stop in front of the stronghold, and they did not start fighting. Instead, they all sent friendly gestures, and the game characters spit out 'hello' from time to time. ! ' and other greeting voices.

What's more, he just sat on the ground with a careless expression on the spot, and it seemed that he had completely given up fighting.

These friendly actions seemed to have infected the enemy. Although they were still cautiously watching every move of the French chicken named 'Funny', a few people followed suit in the stronghold and made expressions and voices.

"Ariga set!"

The enemy Genji finished speaking and sat cross-legged on the ground like a ninja.

And the DVA on the opposite side danced directly.

[come!Fighting is not as good as dancing, and games are not as good as dancing! ]
Seeing this harmonious scene, Hao Meng continued typing while the iron was hot and sent a message to the other side to relax their vigilance.

"Funny, should I do it now, some of them are mentally retarded, maybe they can kill some of them by surprise by taking advantage of the sudden attack..."

One of the teammates seemed to have guessed the sugar-coated cannonball idea of ​​the funny trick, and suggested in a low voice.

"No, no, that's not the plan...that angel, can I trouble you a little bit?"

Hao Meng shook her head, and suddenly asked the angel who had been helping her.

"No trouble! No trouble! As long as the funny asks me to do it, I will go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire!"

The angel was flattered and hurriedly responded with that rough voice.

Speaking of which, this angel is a male player...

"It's not that exaggerated, as long as you go to the crowd of enemies...um...show off your movements and expressions, especially in front of that Anna, it would be great!"

Hao Meng thought about her words and gave the angel a task.

"That's good to say!"

The angel didn't doubt him, and walked towards the group of enemies in the target point without saying a word.

"There is also a sledgehammer, now you can quietly go around from behind..."

……

After a while of delay, the occupation progress has reached 60.00%, and it won't take long to win easily.

When the enemies saw one of them walking towards the stronghold, they immediately became nervous.

You must know that Hao Meng's team has been staying outside the circle since they came, and did not enter the target point. This is one of the reasons why they can maintain harmony.

Is this going to start?
Many enemies thought so, but when they discovered that only a harmless angel entered the target point, they couldn't help overturning this guess.

What can an angel do?

Can the small pistol 'biubiubiu' kill six kills with one shot?
What a joke!
What's more, the angel in the game itself is not ugly. In addition to the butt, there are stockings and long legs to see, so everyone didn't pay much attention to the angel, but concentrated on admiring the angel's figure.

I saw this angel came to the group of enemies, and made an expression towards the enemy Anna.

First she clapped her hands and smiled cutely, then jumped up and applauded, and then danced on the spot.

The angel's movements made the other onlookers swallow their saliva secretly, and they couldn't help but move their bodies together a little, so that they could observe the angel at a close distance.

And Anna in front of the angel endured a great temptation.

"No! This angel is seducing me! I must sleep with her today!"

Anna, whose name was "Your Wife is Awesome", finally couldn't control it anymore and shot a sleeping needle on the angel. The angel immediately fell to the ground and fell asleep, with her graceful figure and lines appearing in front of everyone's eyes.

Anna came to the side of the angel and started to behave strangely...

This blow was like a fuse, instantly arousing the original nature of the enemy. They all forgot the warning to disperse and stay vigilant. Hulala, a group of people swarmed up, all coming towards the angel on the ground...

"Aunt! Sister Mao uses her big move now!"

Hao Meng saw the fish took the bait and hurriedly gave the order.

"O Gonbaga Chofneski!"

Accompanied by this sentence in Russian, teammate Zarya fired a 'Gravity Surge' skill towards the position of the angel, sucking all the enemies together and preventing them from escaping.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the enemy DJ hurriedly wanted to make a big move to save the lives of his teammates.

"Oh! Here..."

"Eat my hammer!"

The sledgehammer that sneaked around just now was opened almost at the same time. When the hammer came down, it once again interrupted DJ's big move midway, and at the same time knocked down the group of enemies, temporarily unable to fight back.

Hao Meng, who was in the air, controlled Faji to release a big move at the group of enemies.

"Justice from heaven!"

[Double kill! Triple kill!Four kills!Five kills! 】

A clear reminder sounded, and Hao Meng calmly replaced the last small DVA.

【The group is destroyed! 】

[The target point has been occupied! 】

【victory! 】

This series of events happened so suddenly that many viewers were stunned for a long time before they understood what was going on.

[A knife on the head of the color character]
[Hello!This angel is a man! ]
[Can anyone explain what exactly happened just now? ]
[To put it bluntly, the funny made the enemy relax their vigilance, and then used a beauty trick to send a 'shemale' angel to perform dances. Anna, who likes to sleep, naturally couldn't control it. She couldn't control it and slept with the angel. The angel fell asleep]
[I'll take over!Once the angel fell asleep, the others couldn't hold it back!I wanted to come to Angel, and then I was sucked up and served in a pot...]
[yes!It's funny that you already accounted for 90.00% of the points before, as long as the opposite party drops collectively once, and then occupy it again, you can easily win!What a good plan!Good strategy! ]
[This trick... I want to learn! ]
[Given that many people said they couldn't understand the game, Overwatch won't be around for a long time, and it's coming to an end...]

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