One Piece Highest Bounty

Chapter 585 Peach Little Loli Crazy in Love with Sanji
really.

奇诺的电话虫还是来了。

Boru-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-kaka.

"..."

"..."

两边愣了大概10秒，没有动静。

“诶，明哥，你咋不说话呢？”

“好像是你打来的吧，我在等你说呢。”

“哈哈哈哈，我打算要去佐乌岛度个假。”

“哦，带着你的大部队么？”

Doflamingo frowned slightly, where is Kino now?Go to Zou?Jack now...should have captured Raizo on Zou Island, right?

难道问题出在和之国？
“哎呀，他们可也是累了好久了呢，我打算让他们放个假休息休息。”

“呵呵呵，那祝你旅途愉快！”

"Thanks!"

— Kaka, the phone bug hung up.

Baby5愣住了：“少主？去佐乌，旅游……可信么？”

"Dubly believe it! Call the cadres."

"Aren't you waiting for Monet's call?" Baby5 was puzzled.

"No need! If she hasn't called at this time, it can prove that she has been controlled." Dover shook his head.

"Control?"

天火号上。

Perona clapped her hands and grinned: "You should stay here until you arrive at Zou Island, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"..."

莫奈并没有被捆绑起来，只是她的右手上铐上了海楼石手环。她可以在自个的屋子里自由的活动，只是不能离开。每日的三餐用度，会定时送过去的。至于电话虫么，啧啧，她就别想要了。嘛，卫生间每个卧室都是独立存在的，直通最底层。

说起来奇诺也是有些恶趣味的。

在海上飞的时候，直接开关打开，‘啪嗒’……满满的粑粑啥的，就从天上掉如海中了。凭着大海的‘消化’能力，不到俩小时就给瓦解的啥也不剩了。

飞过陆地的时候，如果时间到了，那下面如果有人的话可就倒霉了。

pat!

一个屋子大小的粑粑啊，从天而降，那是会砸死人的。

Well, even if it can't be smashed to death, it will be smoked to death and suffocated to death.

有那么两三次确实造成了恶劣的影响……

不过随后，奇诺就下命令了，飞过陆地的时候如果一定要清理，那起码也得找个山谷、河流、内陆什么的没人的地方。

So during this journey, there is no need to worry about Monet being suffocated.

到底是奇诺拐回来的人，虽说心不在这边吧，但也不能当做犯人那般捆起来不是。

……

视线调回庞克哈萨德。

“佐乌？刚才说了佐乌对吧，佐乌……”锦卫门急促的问道。

“你怎么了？”路飞好奇。

“在下，在下是来找在下的儿子，桃之助的。在下有个伙伴，可能就在佐乌。”锦卫门急躁的说道。

son?

Luo's expression suddenly became unnatural, isn't that Momonosuke?

that……

被奇诺变成萝莉的小鬼？

"If you're referring to that Momonosuke, I know him... where is she?" Luo said.

"What, you know? You bloody…"

Bang!
锦卫门被一脚踹飞了出去，丫根本不是罗的对手。更何况，现在的他还只是一个脑袋，按在装有屁股的下半身上了。

“再墨迹的话，我可以再把你斩成十七八块。”

"you……"

“罗，你知道那小鬼在哪儿么？”路飞问。

"Hmph, forget it, for the sake of the Straw Hat." As he spoke, Luo raised his finger and pointed at a small figure among the abducted children, "It's her."

Everyone turned their heads to look, and were instantly stunned.

"Eh?"

"Eh??"

"Eh???"

Kin'emon was even more dumbfounded, with a bloody expression: "Eh? Momonosuke...you...you...don't talk nonsense, my son is obviously a boy."

儿子当然是男的，众人吐槽。

"Hey, are you sure? Are you sure about your son... Uh, are you sure you gave birth to a son, not a daughter?" Sanji kicked Kin'emon hard, "Did your brain be cut into pieces?" Seventeen or eighteen yuan, and the memory is messed up?"

"Ah, I remember her, this little girl called me an ugly girl at first! Damn, sister is a peerless beauty, okay?" Seeing this little loli, Nami couldn't help but want to roll up her sleeves dry fight.

一开始误入儿童培育房，看到这小萝莉的时候顿时惊为天人啊。冲上去就想抱抱她，可谁知那小萝莉跟见鬼了一般，不但踹了她一脚，还说她事丑八怪让她滚远点儿。虽说小短腿的原因没有踹到她，但那句丑八怪的话却是深深的中伤了她。

自那会开始，娜美就再也不想抱她了，而且互为敌人！

不只是她，罗宾也是。

When they first met, she also wanted to hug her, but the word 'nigger dead old woman' completely interrupted her desire to hug her.

What an unlovable loli!

如果不是她年纪小，早就36轮花开招呼上去了。

Calling her a nigger dead old woman?
Simply unbearable!

“什么？居然说我们可爱的娜美小姐，是个丑女？去死吧——”

Boom!
Hard kick.

只剩下一个脑袋跟两条腿的锦卫门，瞬间变成狗头：“为……为什么是我？”

“废话，当然是你啦，是你生的女儿！”山治大吼。

“在下生的是儿子，不是女儿！”顶着一串包的锦卫门不甘示弱。

“明明是女的，人家会骗你么！”

"My own child, don't I know? You..."

“父亲大人，在下确实是桃之助。”

Damn, hateful little Lolita, with a sudden sentence, startled Jinweimen again: "No, it's impossible...how do you..."

“难道父亲大人忘记了么？在下小时候，父亲大人还背着在下，抓麻雀来着。”

"You...impossible!"

Kin'emon was beeping in a daze, and the only two legs left were limp and kneeled on the ground.

“我儿……怎么变成女的了？这不可能——”

"Ahem, she is indeed Momonosuke. As for why she turned into a woman, you have to ask Kino." Luo coughed lightly beside him.

“什么，奇诺……怎么会？”

锦卫门也反应过来了，既然奇诺可以把眼前的特拉法尔加·罗变成女的，自然也可以把其他人变成女的。

Just, why?
桃之助怎么会惹到奇诺的？

他们严格的说起来，还有一丝关系的啊。

"Wow——Damn Kino, you are going to be the last one... I will never die with you!" Kin'emon jumped on his two remaining legs, screaming unceasingly.

"What's the noise! ​​You'll have another one!" Sanji yelled, pointing at Momanosuke.

"Wow!" Kin'emon was still crying loudly.

"Could it be that there is something wrong with you and you can't reproduce? But even if you can't reproduce, why is there no future? Even if your son becomes a woman, he can be reproduced, and he is also your grandson!" As he spoke, Sanji pinched his chin and muttered to himself, "Eh? After this change...can it be born?"

这下子可惹怒锦卫门，戳中他的痛苦了。

“呜呜，在下跟你拼了！”

With a howl, Kin'emon jumped up and bit Sanji.

这要是能咬到才怪！
"Get out of here!"

"Head, leg, loin, tail, thigh, shin—"

A series of basic kicking skills, kicked Kin'emon, who was half missing, until he was about to faint.

"Handsome guy, you...you are so masculine, what do you think of my family?" Peach Lolita suddenly walked towards Sanji with small steps, pinching the hem of her clothes, and blinking her peach eyes winking.

这要不知道真相的，妥妥的被魅惑住啊。

"Wow... what a kawaii little loli."

Well, Sanji's temperament was naturally caught in an instant, but soon he woke up again.

"Uh, no, no, this guy is a man."

“帅哥，你看在下……奴家怎么样？”桃小萝莉还在放着自个的电眼神技。

“什么怎么样？”山治一脸愕然。

“啊——！”就在这时，反应过来的娜美突然猛一拍手，“啊，山治——”

"What's wrong, Miss Nami?"

"She...she seems to like you!"

"Eeeeeeeeh—?"

　新的一年来了，干吧带！
　　
　
(End of this chapter)