Siheyuan: take the farm with you to rebirth
Chapter 9 Xu Damao's Underpants
Chapter 9 Xu Damao's Underpants
Ma Hua could not be said to be clever, but he was not stupid either. He quickly understood his master's intention.
You must know that He Yuzhu has many apprentices, each one is just a simple instruction, never like this, detailed, hand-in-hand teaching, after all, it is too common to teach apprentices to starve to death.
He Yuzhu cooked this dish very carefully, every step was done slowly, and it took him almost more time than usual to cook two dishes.
Ma Hua was also very moved when he saw it, his eyes turned slightly red.
"Do you understand?" He Yuzhu put down the dishes and didn't go to wash the pot. After asking a question, he turned around and sat down in his seat, continuing to drink water.
"Understood." Ma Hua quickly replied, and started to clean up the pot.
At this time, there were only two people in the back kitchen of the cafeteria. Seeing that the time was almost ripe, He Yuzhu said, "That Ma Hua, don't be too busy, come here, I have something to tell you."
"Here we come, master." Ma Hua simply put down the pot and came over.
He Yuzhu organized the language, and then said: "You also know that at the age of the master, it is time to get married. If this is done, it will not be far away, but if you encounter rumors in the factory, please help me." Explain it, it’s not good for the girl to hear it, and think what kind of person I am, your master, but don’t worry too much, just proceed step by step.”
This is very straightforward, and it can be regarded as an expression of trust in MCA.
Obviously, he still overestimated Ma Hua's IQ, and saw the latter scratching his head in embarrassment, and then asked in puzzlement: "Master, I probably understand what you mean, but what do you mean by this step-by-step article?" ?”
"Step by step is..." He Yuzhu explained subconsciously, and then seemed to think of something, and then asked, "Ma Hua, do you know why people call you Ma Hua instead of Ma Hua?"
Ma Hua stopped scratching his head and shook his head: "I don't know."
He Yuzhu took a sip of water, put down the enamel cup and explained: "Because your head may have been given away since you were a child, and you have never used it. Go back and study it."
"Oh." Ma Hua replied in embarrassment, and turned to wash the pot again, but his face was full of thinking, obviously thinking about how to complete the task He Yuzhu had given him.
He Yuzhu looked at the time and was not in a hurry. He sat there as firmly as Mount Tai, waiting for something.
Time passed quickly, He Yuzhu sometimes sat in a chair thinking about something, and sometimes instructed Ma Hua to cook.
It wasn't until the leader asked for the food that he drove Ma Hua back and sat in the kitchen to wait.
At ten o'clock in the evening, at the entrance of the cafeteria.
Several leaders were a little drunk and complimented each other with some polite words. Among them, Deputy Director Li smiled with a rosy face and waved his hands and said: "That's it for today, we will still go to work tomorrow, everyone should go back and rest early. "
Everyone also agreed and dispersed.
He Yuzhu stood in the cafeteria and watched the scene coldly, and then took a look at the private room behind him.
A slender figure in a black padded jacket was lying on the table, unconscious.
The next morning.
He Yuzhu, who was dreaming of the dream of marrying a wife, was woken up by the sound of moaning, and slowly opened his eyes.
Then he saw Xu Damao struggling with two bare thighs, his face was full of anger, his mouth was stuffed with the rag that He Yuzhu wiped his clothes before, and he was speechless.
He Yuzhu also thought of other ways to deal with this troublesome guy, but after much deliberation, he still felt that the original silly way was more effective.
It will neither harm the other party, but also teach the other party a lesson, and it will even be of some help to the subsequent expansion of the fish pond.
"Ouch, I'm awake." He Yuzhu smiled, stood up and tore off the rag from the other party's mouth, then filled his own enamel cup with hot water, and drank it leisurely.
"Cough, cough..." Xu Damao, who had been stuffed with a rag all night, suddenly coughed violently, looking a little painful.
It took a long time to recover, and after understanding his situation, he changed his face and said quickly: "Silly Zhu, no, brother, brother Zhu, quickly untie it for me."
"Call me Grandpa." He Yuzhu said while drinking hot water, the old god was present.
Seeing this, Xu Damao changed his face again, showing a vicious look, threatening: "Untie it quickly, or I will sue you in the factory, believe it or not."
"Say it, who will be ashamed at that time will know." He Yuzhu still looked like that, and didn't care at all.
This time it was Xu Damao who was confused, his face was a bit complicated, and finally he gave in and said: "Oh, brother Zhu, master Zhu, I was joking with you, and I can actually sue you in the factory."
At this time, the sun has already shined in. The sun rises late in winter. At this time, it is almost time for the canteen workers to go to work.
He Yuzhu thought for a while, then put down the enamel cup and said, "Don't blame me, you may not believe me if I tell you, it's for your own good that I treat you like this."
"For my own good?" Xu Damao frowned, not quite understanding.
"Hey, that's it, do you know what you did after drinking too much yesterday?" He Yuzhu said with a mysterious look when he saw this.
When Xu Damao heard about it, he immediately began to think about it, but his head was full of mud, and he couldn't remember it at all. This is also a sequela of his drinking, and he would be broken after drinking too much.
He Yuzhu knew him very well, so he opened his mouth and began to make up nonsense: "Yesterday you drank too much. You were at the base of our field wall. You took off your pants and were about to sleep. You also peed. I brought it back for you because I was afraid that you would freeze to death. Don't be ignorant."
Xu Damao's face gradually changed. Although he had doubts, what He Yuzhu said was so reasonable that he couldn't find a flaw for a while.
Seeing that the other party didn't speak, He Yuzhu continued to speak: "Call Grandpa, otherwise those old ladies will come later, let's see how to deal with you."
"Don't." Xu Damao was still digesting what he had just heard, but when he heard it now, he became anxious.
It's understandable to be ashamed when fragmented, but it's really embarrassing to be ashamed while sober.
Seeing that He Yuzhu showed no intention of moving, his face gradually became tangled, and finally he could only grit his teeth and say: "Grandpa."
"Hey, that's right." He Yuzhu suddenly beamed. On the one hand, he admired Silly Zhu's method, and on the other hand, he admired his own statement that there would be no subsequent trouble.
Quickly stepped forward to help Xu Damao untie the rope, and He Yuzhu returned to the place just now to drink water on his own.
"No, where are my pants?" Xu Damao asked anxiously, looking at his two bare thighs and his lower body feeling cold.
When He Yuzhu heard this, he immediately showed a disgusted expression, and said, "You're ashamed to say that those pants made you piss and freeze. .”
Ten minutes later, Xu Damao put on his trousers, and came over in doubt again: "Silly, where are my trousers?"
"I really didn't see that, it was too dark at that time." He Yuzhu waved his hand innocently.
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Ma Hua could not be said to be clever, but he was not stupid either. He quickly understood his master's intention.
You must know that He Yuzhu has many apprentices, each one is just a simple instruction, never like this, detailed, hand-in-hand teaching, after all, it is too common to teach apprentices to starve to death.
He Yuzhu cooked this dish very carefully, every step was done slowly, and it took him almost more time than usual to cook two dishes.
Ma Hua was also very moved when he saw it, his eyes turned slightly red.
"Do you understand?" He Yuzhu put down the dishes and didn't go to wash the pot. After asking a question, he turned around and sat down in his seat, continuing to drink water.
"Understood." Ma Hua quickly replied, and started to clean up the pot.
At this time, there were only two people in the back kitchen of the cafeteria. Seeing that the time was almost ripe, He Yuzhu said, "That Ma Hua, don't be too busy, come here, I have something to tell you."
"Here we come, master." Ma Hua simply put down the pot and came over.
He Yuzhu organized the language, and then said: "You also know that at the age of the master, it is time to get married. If this is done, it will not be far away, but if you encounter rumors in the factory, please help me." Explain it, it’s not good for the girl to hear it, and think what kind of person I am, your master, but don’t worry too much, just proceed step by step.”
This is very straightforward, and it can be regarded as an expression of trust in MCA.
Obviously, he still overestimated Ma Hua's IQ, and saw the latter scratching his head in embarrassment, and then asked in puzzlement: "Master, I probably understand what you mean, but what do you mean by this step-by-step article?" ?”
"Step by step is..." He Yuzhu explained subconsciously, and then seemed to think of something, and then asked, "Ma Hua, do you know why people call you Ma Hua instead of Ma Hua?"
Ma Hua stopped scratching his head and shook his head: "I don't know."
He Yuzhu took a sip of water, put down the enamel cup and explained: "Because your head may have been given away since you were a child, and you have never used it. Go back and study it."
"Oh." Ma Hua replied in embarrassment, and turned to wash the pot again, but his face was full of thinking, obviously thinking about how to complete the task He Yuzhu had given him.
He Yuzhu looked at the time and was not in a hurry. He sat there as firmly as Mount Tai, waiting for something.
Time passed quickly, He Yuzhu sometimes sat in a chair thinking about something, and sometimes instructed Ma Hua to cook.
It wasn't until the leader asked for the food that he drove Ma Hua back and sat in the kitchen to wait.
At ten o'clock in the evening, at the entrance of the cafeteria.
Several leaders were a little drunk and complimented each other with some polite words. Among them, Deputy Director Li smiled with a rosy face and waved his hands and said: "That's it for today, we will still go to work tomorrow, everyone should go back and rest early. "
Everyone also agreed and dispersed.
He Yuzhu stood in the cafeteria and watched the scene coldly, and then took a look at the private room behind him.
A slender figure in a black padded jacket was lying on the table, unconscious.
The next morning.
He Yuzhu, who was dreaming of the dream of marrying a wife, was woken up by the sound of moaning, and slowly opened his eyes.
Then he saw Xu Damao struggling with two bare thighs, his face was full of anger, his mouth was stuffed with the rag that He Yuzhu wiped his clothes before, and he was speechless.
He Yuzhu also thought of other ways to deal with this troublesome guy, but after much deliberation, he still felt that the original silly way was more effective.
It will neither harm the other party, but also teach the other party a lesson, and it will even be of some help to the subsequent expansion of the fish pond.
"Ouch, I'm awake." He Yuzhu smiled, stood up and tore off the rag from the other party's mouth, then filled his own enamel cup with hot water, and drank it leisurely.
"Cough, cough..." Xu Damao, who had been stuffed with a rag all night, suddenly coughed violently, looking a little painful.
It took a long time to recover, and after understanding his situation, he changed his face and said quickly: "Silly Zhu, no, brother, brother Zhu, quickly untie it for me."
"Call me Grandpa." He Yuzhu said while drinking hot water, the old god was present.
Seeing this, Xu Damao changed his face again, showing a vicious look, threatening: "Untie it quickly, or I will sue you in the factory, believe it or not."
"Say it, who will be ashamed at that time will know." He Yuzhu still looked like that, and didn't care at all.
This time it was Xu Damao who was confused, his face was a bit complicated, and finally he gave in and said: "Oh, brother Zhu, master Zhu, I was joking with you, and I can actually sue you in the factory."
At this time, the sun has already shined in. The sun rises late in winter. At this time, it is almost time for the canteen workers to go to work.
He Yuzhu thought for a while, then put down the enamel cup and said, "Don't blame me, you may not believe me if I tell you, it's for your own good that I treat you like this."
"For my own good?" Xu Damao frowned, not quite understanding.
"Hey, that's it, do you know what you did after drinking too much yesterday?" He Yuzhu said with a mysterious look when he saw this.
When Xu Damao heard about it, he immediately began to think about it, but his head was full of mud, and he couldn't remember it at all. This is also a sequela of his drinking, and he would be broken after drinking too much.
He Yuzhu knew him very well, so he opened his mouth and began to make up nonsense: "Yesterday you drank too much. You were at the base of our field wall. You took off your pants and were about to sleep. You also peed. I brought it back for you because I was afraid that you would freeze to death. Don't be ignorant."
Xu Damao's face gradually changed. Although he had doubts, what He Yuzhu said was so reasonable that he couldn't find a flaw for a while.
Seeing that the other party didn't speak, He Yuzhu continued to speak: "Call Grandpa, otherwise those old ladies will come later, let's see how to deal with you."
"Don't." Xu Damao was still digesting what he had just heard, but when he heard it now, he became anxious.
It's understandable to be ashamed when fragmented, but it's really embarrassing to be ashamed while sober.
Seeing that He Yuzhu showed no intention of moving, his face gradually became tangled, and finally he could only grit his teeth and say: "Grandpa."
"Hey, that's right." He Yuzhu suddenly beamed. On the one hand, he admired Silly Zhu's method, and on the other hand, he admired his own statement that there would be no subsequent trouble.
Quickly stepped forward to help Xu Damao untie the rope, and He Yuzhu returned to the place just now to drink water on his own.
"No, where are my pants?" Xu Damao asked anxiously, looking at his two bare thighs and his lower body feeling cold.
When He Yuzhu heard this, he immediately showed a disgusted expression, and said, "You're ashamed to say that those pants made you piss and freeze. .”
Ten minutes later, Xu Damao put on his trousers, and came over in doubt again: "Silly, where are my trousers?"
"I really didn't see that, it was too dark at that time." He Yuzhu waved his hand innocently.
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(End of this chapter)
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