DNF meets Harry Potter

Chapter 25 The Poisonous Snape

"Why are you still standing there stupidly?! Hurry up and find a seat!" Snape looked at Carl who was staying there, and couldn't help roaring.

Carl hurried into the classroom, but Snape didn't see the weird smile on his lips.

"Mr. Harris, due to your lateness, I am halfway through my course on scabies medicine."

"But I don't care about this. You asked for it yourself. The notes are on the blackboard. Aren't Ravenclaws all knowledgeable and talented. This little difficulty should not trouble you."

"Before get out of class is over, I want to see the perfect scabies potion, otherwise, hum..."

Snape's cold voice continued to echo in the classroom.

Carl went to sit down next to the three plastic roommates, glanced at the content on the blackboard, and immediately picked up the materials and began to process them.

"Carl, are you okay..." Simon, one of the three plastic roommates, looked at him worriedly.

"We called you this morning, and you said you'd get up right away..." another plastic roommate, Philip, explained.

Back in time...

"Carl, get up quickly, the first class today is old Bat Snape, if you are late, you will die."

"You guys go first, let me sleep for a while, aren't you just an old bat, I have never been afraid..."

Karl, who was lying on the bed, turned over comfortably, and replied unconsciously.

"Okay then, you have to hurry up."

These are the exact words of the last plastic roommate, Alex.

……

"This is a Potions class, not for chatting with you!"

"Carl and Philip don't abide by classroom discipline, and Ravenclaw will deduct two points!"

Before they could finish their conversation, Snape roughly interrupted them.

"You are here to learn the exquisite potion refining and techniques."

"There is no need for you to wave your wands and cast spells foolishly here. Every master of potions never relies on a wand in his hand, but a always sober mind and incomparably proficient hands!"

Snape's words were cadenced, sometimes low and sometimes passionate.

"I do not expect you to really appreciate the wonderful presence of the fragrance that wafts from the simmering cauldron, nor do you understand the bewitching sensation of the mysterious fluid flowing into the limbs and bones. "

"In fact, as long as you can comprehend a little bit of potion science, you can become famous people far and wide."

"Here, I will teach you how to increase your prestige, brew honor, and even prevent death! But there must be one thing, that is, you are not as stupid as a giant monster that I often meet."

He walked up to the podium quickly, and the wind poured into the black cloak he was wearing, looking from a distance, he looked like a big walking bat.

He took out his wand and tapped on the blackboard lightly, the writing on it quickly disappeared, and then new formulas and techniques appeared again.

Magic is really very convenient at certain times.

"Put down the book of "Magic Potions and Potions" in your hands, and look carefully at the blackboard!"

Snape continued to talk about the knowledge in his usual mocking tone.

"Although Lihen Bookstore talks about the basic brewing method, this book is enough. His author, Arseni Giger, is indeed a great master of potions. I admit this. But this book is after all An antique from ten years ago, a little outdated."

"The times are always advancing, and so is potion science. After decades of transformation by several potion masters, most of the potions in it have been streamlined and improved."

"Perhaps, I should remind the principal that it's time to update the teaching materials. Using these old antiques will only make me encounter more retarded people!"

Although Snape was extremely bitter and mean, he could indeed be regarded as a true master in the field of potions.

When it comes to the subject of potions, Carl feels that he is completely different. Although he is still extremely gloomy overall, he reveals a unique temperament.

"Potion is a very sophisticated subject, and every potion master has his own unique skills. Just like top chefs, in their eyes, there is no recipe, only the feel of doing whatever they want."

"The brewing of potions is just like the human body, except that the basic framework cannot be changed. Just like the human skeleton, if one more is missing, it will cause serious consequences! The rest of the brewing steps are like eyes, nose, IQ... if it is missing, it will still be a whole person.

But some are born better than others, and some are even born bad!This is why some people are born smart, while others are dumber than trolls! "

"In the same way, potions are divided into grades, grades, grades, grades, and grades. After years of changes, except for the unshakable basic skeleton, other brewing steps like human eyes and IQ are flourishing, but some are better. Some are worse!"

"And what I have to do is to guide you and learn the most suitable method I think!"

"So let me remind you again, put down that useless textbook in your hand!"

"Now I have finished all the framework and steps and written them on the blackboard, now let's do it!"

After saying the last sentence, Snape walked down with a blank face, ready to check on the preparation of the little wizards along the way.

Carl looked at the blackboard and thought again, then picked up the cauldron and was ready to start.

A simple potion such as scabies potion was simply within reach for him.

In the cold classroom, Snape floated around with his black cloak like a ghost.

Wherever Snape went, nothing grew.When he reached a little wizard, there was the sound of a cauldron exploding.

There was no other reason. Snape's air pressure was too low. He bent down, leaned his head next to the little wizards, and "hissed" like a snake.

And this is a poisonous snake, and it does not forget to release the poison while spitting out the letter.

There is a mocking smile that has never changed for thousands of years on the corner of his mouth, and the eyes that care for mentally handicapped children, any little wizard can't help but feel flustered when he meets him!

At the same time, the standard for deducting points for various reasons rang out in the classroom.

"Idiot! Who told you to put porcupine quills first?! Hufflepuff deducted two points!"

"Mr. Taylor, use your brain that is not much bigger than a troll to think about when to use simmer! Two points from Ravenclaw!"

……

He walked quickly through the classroom. In the cold and silent Potions classroom, only he used his leather shoes to deliberately create the sound of footsteps and the sound of the cauldron exploding.

At the same time, the signature mocking smile was also full of malice towards the little wizards.

　The double more beast evolved successfully ╰()╯

　　Also, ask for tickets in a low voice (●＾o＾●)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)