Douluo: The Richest Man, Starting from the Peerless Tang Sect

Chapter 218 Snow Empress Was Teased
"Twelve. Big braggadocio (weakened version)"

"Any absurd and uninhibited language spoken has a chance to become a fact."

"The more absurd and unreasonable the words you say, the greater the chance of them being realized. Price: 3000 billion gold soul coins."

Isn't this a sense of non-compliance?

Cao Yu immediately bought it without hesitation, and in an instant his balance of wealth was only about 3000 billion.

At this second, he felt that he had become poor again, and he always felt that the system was the biggest winner behind it.

After understanding his inner thoughts at this time, the system said a little speechlessly: "The system is dedicated to serving the host and assisting the host to become a strong man. It is not the biggest winner behind the scenes. I hope the host knows it well."

Cao Yu had nothing to say about the system's straightforwardness, so he asked, "How high is the success rate of this big braggart?"

"The success rate depends on the way the host speaks, please operate it yourself."

"Then... what should I do if I don't have a divine mansion in the future?"

After all, judging from the current situation, Tang San, the "cheap old man", has a high probability of hindering himself from becoming a god, or hindering Cao Yu's other girlfriends.

At this time, the system said: "There is nothing in this world that money can't solve. If there is, it will be doubled!"

After Cao Yu asked, the system did not give a specific answer, but said that his conditions were not met, and the corresponding products could not be opened at this stage.

It seems that I have to practice hard again, and strive to unlock the so-called commodities of these systems earlier.

So during this period of time, apart from his usual practice, Cao Yu was also trying to use the treasure of the big bragging snail.

But it can't be called a baby, because the chance of success is so low that it's outrageous.

It is even lower than the odds of winning the lottery in this world.

He said so many wishes, and even he himself forgot what he said, and he didn't know which ones came true and which ones didn't.

The chances of success of this big bragging can't be found at all, so he really has no idea.

Cao Yu even wondered if the chances of big bragging were the same as in the game lottery in the present world, and all the results were "thank you for your patronage".

What a headache!
After eating, Cao Yu started to fiddle with the big bragging snail alone in the research institute.

He was also thinking non-stop: "As soon as I go out, I can kill the gods of the God Realm!"

"Gods cannot come down to the mortal world, nor can divine consciousness enter the mortal world!"

"I am copper-skinned and iron-framed, invulnerable to all dharma, immortal, and live the same life as the sky!"

"I am instantly invincible, and I can beat the God Realm!"

Cao Yu silently picked up a small knife and swiped at his hand, his sister!
Bleeding!
So he said one more sentence in disbelief, took the knife and swiped again, but it still didn't work.

It's just that the voices in the room came out. After all, the door of the office is half-closed. Although the walls have the effect of sound insulation, it doesn't play a big role at the moment.

Bingdi looked at Xuedi with a strange expression on his face, then pointed to Cao Yu's office.

"Xuedi, do you think this guy is sick? Why is he always talking about it these days?"

After being silent for a while, Xuedi said slowly: "Well, it's possible, why don't we take a look, after all, this guy is always nice to us."

"Hmph! I'm going to go to you. This guy usually only makes me angry. I don't want to see him anymore."

The thought of the Ice Empress made her angry, crossed her fair legs together, and didn't intend to get up to look at him.

"Hey, you are like a little girl who will never grow up." Xue Di smiled lightly, and then said: "Okay, I'll go and have a look."

Xue Di walked slowly to the door of Cao Yu's office, saw the half-closed door, and gently pushed it open, Xue Di discovered an astonishing scene.

This guy is actually poking his own arm with a knife, why can't he think about it after not seeing him for a few days?

"Xiaoyu, can't you think about it?"

Xue Di's voice reached his ears, and Cao Yu slowly raised his head to look at her.

"No." In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Cao Yu could only open his mouth to praise: "Xue Emperor, the clothes you are wearing today are really beautiful."

At the same time, he whispered a few words: "It looks better without clothes!"

But he didn't know that it was the big bragging screw in his hand that lit up.

"Bang!" sounded.

The Snow Empress version of the Emperor's New Clothes is freshly released.

Cao Yu was already dumbfounded at this moment, and Xue Di was even a little dazed.

In addition to his flushed face, Xue Di's mood became more complicated at this time.

Although Cao Yu had already seen the moment when the transformation was successful, but now that it suddenly became like this, and was seen by him again, it would be a lie to say that he was not shy.

Fortunately, the door has been closed, and no one outside can see it.

Cao Yu wiped his nose with his hands, this time he was a little angry, and there were some red marks on the hands he wiped.

I had to take out a tissue and wipe it off. I have to say that blowing farro really works.

Xue Di hastily took out new clothes from the storage soul guide.

After a while he said:

"Just now... what happened?"

Cao Yu didn't answer, and continued to mutter in a low voice: "It looks better without it."

But this time it didn't work, but Xuedi noticed his little move, and stepped forward to grab his ear.

"Okay, Xiao Yu, where did you learn crooked ways? Be honest!"

"No, no, Xue Di, do you believe me? All of this is no accident!"

"I believe in you asshole!"

When Xue Di thought about what happened to him just now, he couldn't help but increase the strength in his hand.

This bastard is so dishonest!
Cao Yu hid in the demiplane helplessly, he was bullied by the Snow Emperor just now.

Both ears were twisted and turned red, and they are still burning with pain.

After a while, the Wicked Dog came up, accompanied by two female wolves and four puppies, short and fat, looking very cute.

It doesn't take much guesswork to know that it is a descendant of a wicked dog.

He picked one up, and the remaining puppies kept pawing and pulling around his legs.

"Wow! Uh~"

The puppy kept wagging its tail, showing its kindness to Cao Yu. Of course, Cao Yu kept stroking its little head unceremoniously.

At this time, the wicked dog said: "Master, isn't my little son Wangcai very cute?"

"Well, it's really good. Is there enough food for me?"

"Master, there are quite a few left."

The two female wolves next to it also shook their tails at Cao Yu meekly.

"That's fine, if you don't have enough to eat then go out and buy with me."

After finishing speaking, Cao Yu sat on the ground and played with a few puppies while talking to the big bragging snail.

Not long after, the wicked dog came up curiously, "Master, what is this thing? I want to play with it too."

A little bored, Cao Yu handed it to the wicked dog, "Okay, come and play."

"Master, how do you do this?"

Cao Yu explained: "As long as the more absurd and unreasonable what you say, the more likely it will be realized."

The wicked dog suddenly became interested, it just thought it was good at this!

It thought of a delicacy in its hometown, so it said: "The dung is blooming on the tree!"

Suddenly, the ground in the demiplane trembled, and a huge tree with a height of five or six meters grew out of the ground.

Then it bloomed slowly, but the taste was a bit unusual.

Cao Yu couldn't help covering his mouth and nose.

"Dig! Groove! Dogs can't change their food...!"

(End of this chapter)