Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 967 Can you still "happily" fight for world hegemony together?
"Young Master, don't do it!" Zhuge Liang dissuaded.

"Young Master, be careful!" Pang Tong remonstrated.

Yuan Tan ignored everyone's objections, called Guan Hai, and said, "You go and arrange a hundred veterans..."

So, so, so and so, explained it.

Guan Hai turned pale with shock.

Zhuge Liang and the others were dumbfounded.

Yuan Tan stood with his hands behind his back, and said calmly, "How, who would object?"

Zhuge Liang and the others looked at each other, and it turned out that there was such a mystery in it.Congratulations, Eldest Young Master, on your successful pretense again. Your pretense value will be increased by 1. Please accept our kneecap.

Zhuge Liang and the others were forced to pretend for a while, but they were all beaming in the blink of an eye.

Guan Hai couldn't wait to leave.

Soon.

Dai Ping and one hundred soldiers were assembled.

"General, you can order whatever mission you want." Dai Ping said as a ten-year veteran.

"Go down and eat." Guan Hai waved his big hand, imitating Yuan Tan's appearance and standing with his hands behind his back, said calmly.

"What!" Dai Ping was furious, "I'm pissing off! Guan Hai, you big-eyed guy, when did you betray the eldest son? You don't change your mind?"

Guan Hai was overjoyed, could this be the feeling of pretending in the legend?Pretending to be furious, "Rabbit kid, what are you thinking, if it weren't for your loyalty, I would slap you hard."

So, so, so, so, explained it.

Looking at Dai Ping who was stunned, Guan Hai smiled knowingly. Sure enough, the feeling of pretending is the most wonderful.

Today's Dai Ping and others are the same as they were just now.

"What are you still doing, don't want to go? Forget it, I'll find someone else." Guan Hai waved his hand again.

"No, no, let's go, let's go."

Fearing that the opportunity in his life would be given to others, Dai Ping turned around and ran away.

The costume ratio has reached the third wave, and it is still extremely longing.

……

"Come and eat chicken legs."

"Eat chicken legs."

"Eating a bite of chicken drumsticks is better than living gods, and even death is worth it."

Liu Bei waved chicken legs down the mountain.

Some of the Shu soldiers swallowed their saliva, and some grabbed their hair violently.Howling up to the sky, I really want to take a bite!I really want to know what chicken legs taste like!
And Liu Bei's voice sounded like a peddler who hadn't opened for several years, getting more and more depressed.

The mood is getting more and more depressed.I thought it was a good strategy, how can a hungry person refuse food, let alone such heavyweight ingredients as chicken legs.

No one came down, wouldn't it be that the people saw his joke.

Fazheng walked over at this time, and said in a low voice: "My lord, if it's not the case, I'd better give it to my followers. You see, the eyes of our soldiers are all red now."

Maybe it will blow up the camp.

It can be seen the influence of this chicken leg.

However, it made Liu Bei feel ashamed to face others even more.

At this time, Liu Bei heard the sound of running, and quickly turned his head to look, and saw a group of Shence Army soldiers jumping and galloping.

"Uncle Huang, we are hungry, let's (pretend to) eat!"

Just when Liu Bei was most embarrassed, Dai Ping and the others appeared just right.

In the eyes of Uncle Liu Huang, it is no different from heavenly soldiers and generals descending to earth, he showed a sweet smile.

Liu Bei was overjoyed, swept away the decadence just now, and his voice became louder, "Look, look, it's working!"

Fazheng and the others were also very excited, "My lord has a wonderful plan."

"My lord, if there is one, there are two. The principle of snowballing will not only destroy Yuan Tan, but also gain strength."

A hundred Shence troops can replace a thousand ordinary soldiers, and this business is very cost-effective.

"Brother, I admire you so much."

Liu Bei was cheerful, standing with his hands behind his back, and the feeling of pretending was really wonderful.In the past, I always looked at Yuan Tan's outfits, but from this moment, Yuan Tan has become a thing of the past.From now on, who can stop the emperor's uncle from pretending to be compared?
Uncle Huang immediately waved the chicken legs up the mountain, and saw Yuan Tan standing with his hands behind his back, with a calm expression on his face.

Liu Bei: (*^.^*), nephew, what are you pretending, you must be very painful, don't worry, the more painful is yet to come, and said lightly: "Treat these surrendered soldiers well, and they will be your brothers in the future. "

The Shu army was very angry, Ma De, those who surrendered can eat chicken legs, but our original spouses are vegetarians?
"Come, come, come..." Liu Bei greeted himself.

But they were pushed aside by Dai Ping and the others, and the chicken legs in their hands were snatched away immediately.

Liu Bei signaled to Zhang Fei and the others not to mind, but he didn't mind at all anyway, and continued to greet them.

Dai Ping and the others gathered around the pot and ate Hesai nonsense.

"Slow down...slowly eat. There are big ones, eat as much as you want." Liu Bei smiled bewitchingly.

ten minutes later.

Dai Ping and the others were already so full of food that they ate up more than a dozen large pots, leaving chicken leg bones all over the ground.

A Shu soldier caught one by surprise, quickly picked it up, and sighed under the envious eyes of his companions.

"What's the smell?" the companion asked anxiously.

"Smell, it's so fragrant, mother, you have a spirit in heaven, I finally eat chicken legs, and I'm no longer hungry." The Shu soldier shed tears of excitement.

The companions were envious and jealous, and one of them said with disdain: "You eat a woolen chicken leg, it's just a bone in your mouth. These magical soldiers are too shameless, there is not even a shred of meat left..."

Ever since, the Shu soldiers looked at Dai Ping and others with angry eyes, and they were already gearing up behind their backs.Didn't you surrender to eat chicken legs? Tonight, in the camp, let you people look good.

Liu Bei looked at Dai Ping and others with expectant eyes at this moment. This is a spark that can start a prairie fire.

Dai Ping patted his stomach, "Thank you, Uncle Huang, for your hospitality. We'll go back when we're full."

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Okay, when you go back... what! Do you want to go back?"

(⊙o⊙)
After waking up, his face changed drastically.

What about shrimp?

Liu Bei seems to have heard Gurley's fairy tales in ancient times. Just these words, Green will be your fairy tales when he hears them, right?
Dai Ping and the others looked at King Jing of Zhongshan, and the great-great-great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing looked extremely shocked at the moment.

The mood is too comfortable.

You must know that they are just little soldiers, looking at this and that outfit every day, and they never have a chance.

But now, they can pretend to be in front of such a big man.

Not only is it enough for them to play for a lifetime, but also for children and grandchildren to continue playing for generations.

Fazheng was also stunned, and said, "Brothers, are you going back to ask more brothers to eat?"

Dai Ping said: "If you still let them eat for free, we can let other brothers take turns to eat."

What, eat for free!Are you still taking turns to eat?
Seeing Dai Ping say these words in embarrassment, Liu Bei and the others had an epiphany, as if struck by lightning, all the skeletons of their bodies were flashed out.

From ancient times to the present, people who use grain to recruit surrender are not without exception.

But it was definitely the first one to be slapped in the face like this.

How do you come here to eat and drink for nothing like this?
Fortunately, I can figure it out.

So shameless!
For Liu Bei, he pretended not to pretend, but his face was swollen with breath.

The insult was great, and the hurt was great.

Have you eaten and drank enough and gone back?
You are all loyal and unparalleled, but the emperor is being taken advantage of

Cannibals are soft-mouthed and short-handed, why is it not like this when it comes to you rabbits?

Sure enough, a single spark can start a prairie fire, but what started a prairie fire was Liu Bei's Great Plains, which was wild enough in the first place.

Yuan Tan, can you instigate your subordinates to pretend to be realistic like this?
Can't you care about other people's feelings?

Will we be able to happily compete for world hegemony together in the future?
Could this be the legendary overlord meal?

┗|｀O′|┛哦~~
Liu Bei is like a volcano about to erupt.

(End of this chapter)