Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 960
With Yuan Tan's current situation, it's fine if he doesn't kneel down and surrender and beg for mercy.

He even dared to hook his fingers.

Haoxiong of the Three Kingdoms didn't know what this gesture meant, but he just felt furious.

Perhaps, this is the universal gesture deeply buried in human DNA, which was done by the ancestors hundreds of thousands of years ago, and it has been written into the gene.

Guan Yu originally wanted to see Yuan Tan afraid and timid, so that he could vent his accumulated psychology for a long time.

Instead, he saw an index finger.

That hook and hook, there was no harm, and the insult was so strong that the emperor couldn't bear it at all.

Emperor Guan was enraged, Qinglong Yanyue knife waved, "Yuan Tan! How dare you provoke me when you are about to die? Send me an order to beat the drums and attack the mountains!"

All along, the second master has always touched the five long beards and disdained to say that he is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death.

Today this person is too greedy for life and afraid of death.

"Wait a minute!"

Fazheng ran out in a hurry, stopped him, and said, "Second General, don't fall for Yuan Tan's provocative method."

Zhang Fei said angrily: "He is only a six-pound duck and five-pound beak. I'm afraid he will do something, chop off the head of this melon!"

Xichuan soldiers have never been looked down upon so much in the past 20 years.

One person dares to tickle 5 people.

Who gave him the confidence?

They cursed in dialect one by one, "Immortal Banban..."

"You short-lived child, you hook a hammer, yelling at your head...you got touched by the ball."

The Shence army was furious, and they also started speaking local dialects, so they wanted to go down and fight for their lives.

Yuan Tan motioned to calm down, then raised his hand and hooked his index finger, "Come here!"

It's still this simple action, which includes all the swear words from all over the world.

"Come on!"

The Shu soldiers were irritable and violent.

Fazheng became impatient, and dared to stand in front of the soldiers by himself, pulled out his sword with a clang, and cursed angrily: "You son of a bitch, you have a good baby, your head has water in it? All of them look like you Like a hammer... my father will smash you to death!"

Shu Bing was shocked, and said to himself that you were born in Yongliang, what Xichuan said is so authentic!
(╯︵╰)
Was scolded back.

Liu Bei was also shocked. He didn't expect that Fazheng still had the demeanor of a general in his bones. He was really blessed by his ancestors and got the help of this person.

Fazheng controlled the army of the Shu army, and then he put away his sword, saying: "My lord, this is Yuan Tan's aggressive method. His soldiers' morale is very high now, and it is easier for him to rush out and escape now that he is attacking the mountain. Or It is necessary to lay down a solid line of defense and plan it slowly. Moreover, the vegetation on the mountain has been burned, and it has become a barren land, and he has no water source or food to eat."

Zhang Fei was asking whether the reminder was also a fire attack, only to find that the mountain had already been burned once and could not be burned a second time.

Therefore, the most effective way to eliminate Yuan Tan is gone.

Therefore, the strategy of Fa-rectification is the most appropriate.

Liu Bei nodded again and again, resisting the desire to kill Yuan Tan now, and said: "Second brother and third brother, what the military adviser said is too correct. Let Yuan Tan starve for a few days, and he has no strength... Let his last life be full of blood. Isn’t pain beautiful?”

Hungry, thirsty.Guan Yu and the others nodded repeatedly as they recalled what happened to them when they were in exile.

At that time, Yuan Tan will not be able to walk anymore, why not let them slaughter him?
You can cut a thousand knives, but never cut 999.

Die of thirst, see if he still drinks Coke Sprite Moutai?
Starve him to death, see if he still eats spicy noodles, instant noodles?
It's strange to have these.

Hehe, everyone was elated.

Fazheng's words have completely reached their hearts.

And what Liu Bei said is even more beautiful than fairy tales.

Full of expectations, began to build a solid line of defense.

"Yuan Tan, eldest son, let's see you in a few days." Liu Bei turned around and left, about to become the man at the top of the food chain.

Yuan Tan: "...."

……

After half an hour.

Yuan Tan came to the top of the mountain and looked at Ma Di's retreat route, which was the south side of Tiandang Mountain.

Tiandang Mountain is low in the north and high in the south, and this side is very steep, which cannot allow large troops to descend the mountain.

In addition, he must not go down here.

You must know that he is now outside someone's yard. Going down here is like entering someone's yard, and he will definitely be locked up and let the dogs out.

At the foot of the mountain in the north, [-] Shu soldiers were overwhelming.

"Brothers, work harder, hey hey yo."

"Catch that Yuan Xiansi and make a great contribution."

Camps are being built, and extremely strong fortifications are being built.What barbs, refus the horse, spread for several miles.I'm afraid it will take tens of thousands of dead bodies to hang up those sharp spikes.

It was completely surrounded, like an iron barrel.

Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong rushed back to the top of the mountain, and saw Yuan Tan sitting cross-legged on the top of the mountain, with Dian Wei and Xu Chu standing on both sides.

"My lord, the morale is low now, and my subordinates think that we should immediately boost the morale and charge to break through..." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan anxiously to express his thoughts.

Yuan Tan remained calm and said calmly, "Where's your wheelchair?"

"Wheelchair?" Zhuge Liang said, "...."

Down the mountain.

Liu Bei sat in Zhuge Liang's wheelchair amidst the crowd of thousands of people watching. He was very happy and said to the eager people around him, "This cushion is too soft, isn't it real leather?"

Zhang Fei rubbed his hands, "Brother, try running a few steps."

Liu Bei and the others hated Zhuge Liang's aggressive equipment, but they couldn't put it down when it was in their hands.

Liu Bei fumbled for a while, his face became hot, and he didn't know how to open it.

Guan Yu looked disdainful, not knowing whether it was towards Liu Bei or the electric wheelchair, Qinglong Yanyue pointed at it with the tip of his knife, and said lightly: "Here."

"Yes, yes, yes." Liu Bei nodded for a while, and pushed down the joystick with his big hand.

He didn't know how serious it was, and pushed it to the head, which was like stepping on the gas pedal to the bottom.

whoosh...

The wheelchair jumped out.

Seeing this, the soldiers on the periphery hurried out of the way, feeling that the Lord's disclosure was too good, and it was so fast in an instant.

Peng~
With a loud bang.

Everyone looked up, shocked, and saw that the wheelchair fell under a big tree, and Liu Bei was stuck to the big tree like tape.

Fuck!Everyone shouted.

Guan Yu's liver and gallbladder were torn apart, "Hurry up and save big brother!"

After Liu Bei was plucked from the tree, the middle of his face turned red. Looking at the people who cared about him, his whole face gradually turned red.

Not much harm, very insulting.

As if being beaten thousands of times by someone, I wish I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

And on the mountain.

Pang Tong put forward his own opinion, which is to stand firm and wait for help.

Immediately he was denied by Zhuge Liang, and said: "Young master, I just went around the mountain, and there is no water source. Moreover, we have no food. And we set fire to the mountain before, and now it is bare. There are no leaves or bark. Gotta eat."

Looking around, they were all charred trees, at most only the blackened trunk remained, and indeed there was no bark.

The meaning is self-evident.

In this case, Pang Tong didn't dare to say anything and stood by and waited for help. The only way to wait was to starve to death.

Zhuge Liang said again: "It is still necessary for the eldest son to boost morale and rush down the mountain in one go."

Yuan Tan looked at the two of them, but closed his eyes.

　Thank you: I am used to you, Wuyu, Sone, Feel, and I hope Yiguang will accompany him and other brothers for their monthly support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)