Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 913 It's Easy to Ask God

"immortal!"

The voice echoed across the field.

Hundreds of villagers, old and young, knelt on the ground.With pious and admiring eyes, he looked at Yuan Tan who descended from the sky.

The waves are magnificent, almost once a day.

Could it be that this is the legendary saying that if you are not pretending to be aggressive, you are on your way to pretending to be aggressive?

What a sin.

Yuan Tan was very ashamed, especially when he was facing not a competitor, but a group of simple ordinary people.

"Great Immortal!" The people began to shout again.

Fortunately, my surname is not Huang.

"Daxian is so young." Nothing can stop a group of big girls from gossiping.

How could the little daughters-in-law know what to do, and reprimanded them one after another: "What do you big girls with yellow flowers know? Daxian looks young, but he is actually thousands of years old."

Immediately, no matter the big girl or the young daughter-in-law, they all stared greedily.If you can be close to a great immortal, it will be more exciting than being close to a local tyrant, you will be free from the sea of ​​suffering, you will live forever, and you will stay young forever.

"Great Immortal!" As Yuan Tan landed on the ground, everyone fell to the ground, trembling with excitement.

"This..." Yuan Tan looked at a human-shaped carpet, pondering his words.

Suddenly, it was discovered that a group of cavalry came from the momentum of thousands of horses galloping in the distance.

The flag is very eye-catching, the king's flag, the imperial flag.

When Yuan Xi came, Yuan Tan also received a notification.

I thought I was ruined, this time I'm going to show him a joke.

At this moment, Yuan Xi and Feng Ji couldn't hold anything else in their eyes.

The gods came.

Yuan Xi's eyes widened, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains were in front of him.

Feng Ji also made a poisonous oath that even if he fights with Yuan Xi, he will send the god back to the third prince.

Yuan Xi and Feng Ji took the lead alternately, no matter how good the riding skills of the others were, they did not dare to overtake them.

The horse's hooves kicked up the wolf dust, and the eyes were squinted and could not be opened.

Yuan Tan: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah!Can't wait to come over and laugh at him?
This is how to do?
Quick turn around.

It would be even more embarrassing if he ran away.

Instinctively turned his back on his body.

Herod~
Yuan Tan trembled from behind.

When the horsemen stood up, Yuan Xi was the first to get off the horse, and ran over at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.I saw that back, it was so majestic, exuding a fairy aura, bursts of coercion, and otherworldly fireworks.

Feng Ji was only a few tenths of a second behind, and also got off the saddle.This back view is the road leading to the world.

You know, Qin Shihuang can use the world to exchange this back view.

Yuan Tan turned his back on his back, listening to the sound of running behind him, the sweat dripped from his head.Feitian, malfunctioned, was blown away by the wind.It's a shame to be caught in a place like this again.

Yuan Xi ran to him and knelt down, "Shangxian, my name is Yuan Xi, and I am the prince of this land."

Yuan Tan was shocked.

Immediately afterwards there was another plop, and another voice came, "Shangxian, my name is Fengji, and I represent Yuan Shang, the third prince of this land."

"!!!" Yuan Tan.

Things don't seem to be what he imagined.

Not being caught by others, but being caught by others.

As he turned around, he found Yuan Xi and Feng Ji, and suddenly lowered their heads, not daring to look at him at all.

Yuan Tan, "Hehehe..." Mei Yangyang was already howling in his heart, so he stood with his hands behind his back and said calmly, "I am Yuan Tan, representing myself."

Yuan Xi: "???"

Fengji: "..."

Why didn't I understand it.

(⊙v⊙) Huh?Yuan Xi suddenly trembled. When he looked up, his complexion changed drastically. As if struck by lightning, his body was completely shattered in an instant. He blurted out, "Damn... Big brother!"

Yuan Tan: ╰_╯, Yuan Xi in front of him is as shocked as a duck seeing a nuclear bomb explode, his eyes are full of his reflection.Feigning anger, he said: "Second brother, why are you talking, your mouth is dirty and your skin is itchy?"

Yuan Xi was shocked: Brother, my skin is not itchy, my liver, the liver is suddenly not good....

O__O".

For him, the most painful thing in life is that he thought he met a god and wanted to become an emperor, but when he took a closer look, the god is the elder brother who killed a thousand knives by himself.

More than pain.

Even more embarrassing.

His face was hot, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

How will the historian record this passage?
The most classic legend in the long river of history, but he himself is the villain, the most embarrassing thing in life is this.

"Fengji..." Yuan Tan stood with his hands behind his back and looked over.

"Uh!" Feng Ji was on the verge of collapse, not much better than Yuan Xi, and he held his hot forehead and pretended to twitch.

"..." Yuan Tan said to the other soldiers, "Am I so scary?"

All the soldiers of the imperial court were terrified, and they were already trembling. Hearing this, he thought that you are not afraid, Mr. Eldest, but there is nothing you do that you are not afraid of.

It's more than just fear, some people's trouser legs are already running water.

One after another, they pushed the golden mountain and inverted the jade pillar, and pulled it over.

An hour later.

"Brother." Yuan Xi knelt on the ground with a mournful face, thinking that you have been used to bullying since you were a child, but it's not good to come out and harm others.This harmed him, and he would never be able to turn over in his life.

He provoked whoever he provoked, and when he passed by, he was rubbed and became a laughing stock in the long river of history.

Carefully holding up the imperial edict, he said with a coquettish smile, "Brother, this is a reward from the imperial court and your father. You can read it for yourself. I, my younger brother, will... go back first."

While speaking, his eyes kept drifting to the hot air balloon on the side.

What the hell is this?
The second prince, who has seen all the rare treasures in the world, can't figure it out at all.

Feng Ji was also kneeling beside him, and he kept looking at the hot air balloon, and finally couldn't help asking: "Your Highness, this... what kind of bird is this?"

Yuan Tan ⊙⌒⊙, coldly said: "This is not a bird, this is called a hot air balloon."

Feng Ji suddenly realized his expression, and said: "So it's not a bird, but a hot air balloon. Only then did I know that there are animals that can fly that are not birds. I don't know where His Highness surrendered the hot air balloon?"

Yuan Tan: ╭⊙ō⊙╮, I didn’t expect such a response, I was furious, thanks to you, you are also a great strategist with almost [-] IQ, and you are an animal, are you worthy of your IQ?

"roll."

"Here." Feng Ji's liver and gallbladder were torn.

The people around were horrified to find that Feng Ji, an important minister of the court, was a high-ranking figure wherever he went. At this moment, he lay down obediently on the ground and rolled away.

They wiped the sweat from their brows,
The eldest son really said what he said.

If Feng Ji had been in the past and let him go, he would have stood up, straightened his clothes, and left in a dignified manner.

Even if he kills his head, he will never bow his head.

A great counselor cannot be humiliated.

This is the integrity and strength of character of the literati.

Yuan Tan was shocked again, then: ╭(╯_╰)╭

Seeing that Feng Ji really rolled away.

He covered his forehead.

Is it that scary to be yourself?

Is it that hard to be a good person?
When it spread, I thought I was hurting others.

Looking at Yuan Xi, he showed a brotherly and fatherly smile, "Second brother..."

Yuan Xi trembled all over, feeling like he wanted to urinate.

(End of this chapter)