Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 869 Young Master, You Are Laughing A Shit

"Hehehe." Yuan Tan smiled.

"Hehehe." Sun Ce smiled.

All Jiangdong people laughed.

They had no choice but to come here to applaud Yuan Tan's marriage, but they knew from the bottom of their hearts that marrying their daughter was the Sun family's strategy.

Now the strategy must be blind, but people cannot still be married away.

Therefore, all the guests are now on the side of the Sun family.

As soon as Yuan Tan smiled back, these people just didn't want him to marry his adopted sister back, but he wanted to marry her back instead.

"Bring me my Siemens fully automatic washing and drying machine."

? ? ?Everyone is puzzled.

a while.

Dian Wei Lida, alone, came with the washing machine in his arms.

The eyes of Sun Ce and the others immediately became very different. For the ancients, this was simply unbelievable.

Dian Wei couldn't help being proud.

Er Gouzi and the others were depressed and could no longer enjoy the gazes of these Jiangdong bigwigs.

Siemens washing machine is in place.This appearance alone shocked everyone.

They immediately surrounded the past.

Zhang Zhao, the number one civil servant in Jiangdong, stroked his beard and said in horror: "From ancient times to thousands of years, I have never seen such a luxurious wardrobe. Look at the carvings on it, they can be painted so beautifully, and they are still three-dimensional. of."

Lu Xun snorted coldly, "You don't have very good eyesight, what kind of wardrobe, I think it's a small wardrobe."

"There's wool in the closet. Look at the glass mirror outside. I think it's a dressing table."

The knowledge of glass is basically popularized in the Han Dynasty. This comes from the sale of glass products under Yuan Tan's chamber of commerce, but they are all top-level luxury goods, which cannot be owned by ordinary gentry.

"Wrong, you are too ignorant." At this time, Zhuge Liang's elder brother Zhuge Jin couldn't help but say something fair.

"Then you know?"

"Of course, didn't you hear what the eldest son said, this is called a washing machine, of course it's for laundry."

The washing machine, everyone muttered, they already explained it very clearly, but why can't they understand it at all?
At this time, the governor had a disdainful look on his face, "My lord, I've never heard of Siemens. Don't turn around and play tricks here again. It's hard to get up if you don't study literature and martial arts all day long and play with these weird things." The Hall of Elegance. I have a word, and everyone listens quietly."

"Great Governor, please tell me." Someone cooperated.

Zhou Yu stood with his hands behind his back, and said calmly, "Now the clothes are wet, not the clothes are dirty. Even if your washing machine is ingenious, what's the use?"

Right!

Everyone got excited.

What is deception.

What is bluffing.

The main problem now is not washing, but drying, sir, please explain it yourself.

Under the questioning eyes of everyone, Yuan Tan smiled faintly, "Didn't you hear, mine is fully automatic, not only can wash clothes, but also can dry clothes, and it can also be called an all-in-one washing and drying machine."

Just when everyone was silent.

There was applause.

It was Zhou Yu, the governor of the capital, who said calmly: "Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, I can also know that the eldest son is really ingenious. But, can you dry it in half an hour?"

The crowd reacted.

Yes.

You just dry it tomorrow, do you have hair for it?
Zhuge Liang's Pang Tong's expression also became extremely nervous. After all, even if he baked it with fire, it would take half a day because of the special material of the clothes.

How much wood can be placed in such a small space for this washing machine.Not sure how it works, but definitely longer.

Looking at the questioning and disdainful eyes of everyone, Yuan Tan knew that it would be futile to talk to these ancients, so he might as well practice it.

So without further ado, I took the dress and stuffed it into the washing machine.

"Young master." Zhou Yu laughed.

"What's wrong?" Yuan Tan wondered.

Zhou Yu smiled even more happily, "My lord, you forgot to put the firewood first."

Everyone didn't understand why they were laughing, but when they heard the words, "Quack quack quack quack..." they all laughed like ducks.

Very ironic.

Zhuge Liang and the others immediately had hot faces, yes, how can they dry it without firewood.

"chatter chatter..."

Yuan Tan also laughed.

Zhou Yu and the others thought Yuan Tan smiled awkwardly, but they found that the smile was even more arrogant than theirs.

Forget all this and still have a smile on your face?

Laugh shit.

Zhou Yu stopped smiling and said coldly, "Why are you laughing, Eldest Young Master?"

Yuan Tan also smiled and said, "Everyone, my washing machine can be dried without firewood."

Can it be dried without firewood?Don't be so crap.

For the ancients, where is there such a truth?
Zhou Yu: (;°○°)
Zhuge Liang Pang Tong:【⊙_⊙】

Everyone: ╭⊙ō⊙╮

"Hahahahaha..." Sun Ce was furious, "Young Master, don't make trouble for no reason, come back next year."

Everyone: (︶︿︶), that's very good, that's it.

Yuan Tan smiled and said, "No, what I said is true, but with your wisdom, it's really hard to understand."

"What!" Sun Ce sternly said.

Yuan Tan signaled: "Don't be angry, Xiaobawang, I'm not targeting you."

Sun Ce's complexion improved a bit.

"I mean everyone here."

Ah!
Everyone's eyes stared out. They thought they had given up, but they didn't expect...they all flew into a rage.

Sun Quan came out out of the crowd, laughed, and taunted: "Young master is eloquent, my Sun family originally gave you a step down, since you are so shameless, then you dry it, I want to see how you dry it without fire !"

It cannot be dried without fire at all.

Today, let the whole world witness his shamelessness.

On the contrary, everyone's faces were flushed and they were panting like cows, obviously impatiently waiting for that moment to come.

Thousands of words can be combined into one sentence, let's see who is stupid, who is stupid, who is stupid.

"If it's true..." Lu Xun muttered.

Immediately seen by Wan Fu.Lu Xun, when did you lose your soul? You don't have the fire to dry your wool.This is as shallow as seeing without eyes. Don't you understand the truth?You still want to be the governor?
Zhuge Liang was already frightened and moved forward, "My lord, this..."

Everyone sneered at Lu Xun at this moment, you see, even the crouching dragon and phoenix chick turned pale with fright.

Since ancient times, how to dry without fire?

Even children understand the truth, but you, Lu Xun, a rising star in Jiangdong, don't know?

It is obvious that you are thinking too much.

Lu Xun's face was hot, and he felt that he must have thought too much.

Sun Ce smiled and said, "My lord, what are you waiting for, let's get started."

"Okay." Yuan Tan looked calm, and said to Zhuge Liang and the others: "Don't panic, stay calm."

Zhuge Liang and the others are trembling, since the eldest son has said so, why are we still in such a panic and can't hold our breath at all.

"My lord, where do I add firewood? Although I forgot just now, I can definitely add it later. Or can my subordinates do it for me?" Zhuge Liang said, fanning Yuan Tan.He thinks that his eldest son is holding on because he can't save face, and he can completely show this face, that is to say, he will be scolded as a villager of Zhuge.

"There's really no need for firewood."

Following Yuan Tan's words, Zhuge Liang and the others cried.

Eldest son, now is not the time to go into a dead end. If the news gets out, there will be nowhere to put the face of our Shence Mansion.

(End of this chapter)