Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 859
"You lied to death?"

Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai understood a little bit, but what's the use of feigning death?

After all, they still didn't die, and they still couldn't explain to their father.

Of course, Yuan Tan has a systematic method, and he began to enlighten his actresses like a director, "When you go back, you say that the situation was urgent, and Dian Wei, Xu Chu and others came to surround and suppress you. You see, I am out of breath. I was bleeding, I thought I was dead, but I didn’t expect to die, and I came back to life.”

Zhang Xingcai: "Again...and...."

Guan Yinping was equally astonished, and looked at each other. If it was such a coquettish operation, it would be okay to do business.

Immediately felt that their elder brother Yue Fei was too talented, and the more talented people were, the more coquettish they were, so there was Li Sao.

Such a shameless strategy can be imagined, but how did it come to their hearts?
"In this way, you have completed the task." Yuan Tan spread his hands, "Loyalty, righteousness, and both, your father must not say anything."

Then they didn't give them any time to think, "Wait a minute, I'll let Dian Wei and the others cooperate."

When Yuan Tan went out, Dian Wei and the others were studying why the beauties inside were yelling.

Seeing him appearing suddenly, he was terrified and hurriedly stood at attention and saluted.

"My lord, do you have any additional needs?" Dian Wei asked cautiously.

Yuan Tan thought that I needed it too much, and said directly: "Those two beauties are actually the daughters of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and they came to assassinate me."

what!
Dian Wei and Xu Chu were shocked, no wonder they shouted loudly, they must have started a fight just now, and they had never beaten the eldest son, "This subordinate has neglected his duty, so let's go and take them down!"

"No need." Yuan Tan said lightly.

"The eldest son must have taken them down."

"No. We've become true friends."

what!
Looking at Yuan Tan's calm expression, for Dian Wei and the others, the shocking force this time was at least ten times stronger than before, and they agreed that they were in harmony with the sky.

All eyeballs popped out of their sockets.

That is the daughter of the sworn enemy.

Just such a fart effort,

Oh~, I have risen from an enemy to a friend, and I am still a friend who can take pictures.

Eldest son, how can you be so awesome?

It must be unscrupulous, right?Teach us too.

All the Tiger Guard members couldn't help but gather around, thinking to themselves, the eldest son really likes to make friends with the world's heroes, and the speed of developing with women is exceedingly faster than men.One is entirely on foot and one is by car.

Xu Chu hastily stretched out his hand and said, "My lord, my subordinate's admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it's like the Yellow River flooding out of control. That's great. Please, please, my subordinate will stand guard for you."

I was completely stunned, so I said such a sentence.

Yuan Tan said seriously, "What are you thinking about?"

Everyone shook their heads like rattles, indicating that they had no other thoughts.

Yuan Tan looked at the situation and explained that it was useless, so he said directly: "They won't kill me, but they can't explain to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, especially Big Ears. You also know that Big Ears looks benevolent, but in fact he has a bad stomach. He traveled thousands of miles, Wherever you go, the princes will die."

"With a halo of destruction."

"It is inevitable that they will be persecuted after returning home. We still need to put on a show."

Everyone completely understood, with admiring gazes, or else the beauty is willing to develop with the eldest son, the eldest son is considerate and meticulous.

So everyone cheered up.

Dian Wei patted his chest, "Young master, tell me how to do it, and the subordinates will definitely go all out to cooperate."

"In a while, I will fake death. Don't make things difficult for them, just let them go after two fights."

Dian Wei and the others nodded, they understood very well.

Yuan Tan said again: "But before, you have to call me Lu Fan who lives here, and say that I want to thank him for his hospitality during this time."

Lu Fan is equivalent to a modern ambassador, who lives here exclusively. If Yuan Tan needs to communicate with him, he can go through him.

Dian Wei and the others didn't understand again, "Shouldn't it be better not to let those in Jiangdong know about this?"

Yuan Tan smiled, stood with his hands behind his back, and looked at the bright moon in the sky, "You don't understand. Tonight, in Jianye City, tens of 10 people are waiting for the news of my death. How can I disappoint them?"

"Lv Fan will come over in a while. After seeing this scene, he must be in a hurry to report to the Sun family and his son."

"Father and son of the Sun family are not happy when they heard this? They must come and mourn for me."

"By the time……."

Dian Wei and the others couldn't understand at first, but soon: (⊙v⊙) Well, you are too bad, sir, you are so bad.

Tens of thousands of people are waiting for him to die, when will he be so concerned about people's hearts?

a while.

Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong also came.

"Eldest son, why summon your subordinates?"

When the two heard that two beauties had come to Yuan Tan's side, they thought that there must be nothing good tonight, so they should sleep soundly.

Unexpectedly, he slipped out of the hot blanket instead.

"It's so, so, so, so..." Yuan Tan said.

Wolong and Fengchu: ヾ(?｀Д′?)
Even if it is a person who can secure the world, it is simply unacceptable.

Fortunately, it is very witty.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan eagerly, he just liked the feeling of playing with other people on the palm of his hand, he suddenly felt that he was far from the realm of his eldest son, he was indeed the only man in the world who couldn't see through.

Said: "When the time comes, they will come, and the eldest son will come out to greet him, but he is not dead."

"It's really beautiful." Pang Tong followed.

"No, no, no." Yuan Tan waved his hands, "I still have to lie in the coffin. When they come to worship me, if I suddenly sit up from the coffin at that time, what will happen to Sun Jian and the others?" ?”

(⊙ o ⊙) Ah! .

Zhuge Liang and the others were frightened out of their minds after brain supplementation, and Sun Jian and the others were not scared out of their shit?

I thought that what the eldest son did was already a heifer going to the North Pole. It turns out that there is no worst, only worse.

The same person, why can someone be so bad.

Pang Tong said in shock: "That, that, even if you don't die from fright, you will be paralyzed from fright."

"Back to life, become a god immediately!" Zhuge Liang said excitedly.

For a person determined to fight for world supremacy, there is no better means of publicity than this.

It can also attack the enemy and establish its prestige.Zhuge Liang sighed again and again, why didn't he think of it?This is the gap.

"Walk West, West." Yuan Tan was delighted, because he had watched too many movies and TV dramas, and he had all kinds of schemes to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction. He waved his hand, "That's it. What are you waiting for? Kong Ming, you go call Lu Fan, Shi Yuan, go buy a coffin. Others decorate the mourning hall, and hang more white cloth strips with evocation flags..."

"The second dog, Zhao Daniu, took the soul-calling banner, went to the roof, and shouted that the eldest son is back."

Everyone admired him, so he bowed when he accepted the head. The eldest son please accept the kneecaps of his subordinates.

Those who were excited went there. Although this was not a war, it felt more exciting than a war.

"Kong Ming, I've never been so happy to buy a coffin. I'm afraid it will take a long time to get used to the eldest son." Pang Tong couldn't help but sighed on the way there.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly, thinking that we might not be able to adapt to the endless appearance of the eldest son in this life.In the future, as long as we don't get scared to death first, that's fine.

(End of this chapter)