Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 320 What Did You Pee Out?

The vermilion nail door of Shence Mansion opened wide.

Yuan Tan walked out quickly, and saw a big monk with tears streaming down his face, "Huimu..."

Great monk Hui Mu waved his sleeves, interrupting Yuan Tan's words, and said coldly:

"Eldest son, after my master took your medicine, he jumped [-] times a day and climbed the pagoda eight times in the past two days, but now, he is in more pain, and he is already dying."

Although Huimu didn't say anything slanderous, his expression was resentful towards Yuan Tan.

It was said that the medicine was given by Yuan Tan, and he also said that the medicine cured the disease, but now it is good, and the person is almost gone.

Huimu is very regretful now.

If you don't listen to the words of a genius doctor, why should you listen to the eldest son to bluff people?

Speaking of it, it is also a rush to the doctor.

"Really?" Yuan Tan became nervous.

For those who suffer from gallstones in modern times, I am afraid that it is very good to be able to dance thousands of times a day.

The old monk jumped [-] times a day, eight times the pagoda, really desperate for survival.

In modern times, if you can't get in line, you can still have surgery.

Now, even Hua Tuo, who can open his stomach, does not dare to operate on important organs.

It would be too embarrassing if Ma Ming was really dead.

You must know that Ma Ming is the number one Zen master in the world, with many followers, and Yuan Tan's fame, not to mention his entire army, must have suffered heavy losses.

"Let's go, let's go and have a look."

……

Yuan Tan entered the Fanyin Temple, and along the way, the monks did not have the warm reception for him in the past.

Before he reached the Zen room, he heard Ma Ming's screams.

Hua Tuo greeted him at the door.

He sighed and said, "My lord, your intention is good, but you should not ignore the old man's advice. Now that Zen Master Ma Ming is about to die, people in the world will say that you used fake medicine, and your reputation will be greatly damaged."

Fan Ah and Wu Pu's eyes were full of sadness.

Yuan Tan was also worried, "What's the situation now?"

At this moment, the old Zen master's screams came from the room, "I'm suffocated to death, I can't even urinate!"

Hua Tuo looked at Yuan Tan, and now he knew what was going on.

Wu Pu said indifferently: "I haven't even urinated, and you still say that the kidneys are not damaged?"

"..." Yuan Tan.

Even if Dian Wei and the others saw that Hua Tuo's master and apprentice were very unfriendly towards Yuan Tan, they still couldn't get angry. In fact, it was all caused by Yuan Tan.

Yuan Tan entered the meditation room without saying a word.

"Old Zen Master, what's wrong with you now?"

The monks all looked at Yuan Tan angrily.

On the contrary, Ma Ming didn't resent, and said: "You can't treat the eldest son like this, the eldest son is also for me to get better. Even if there is no eldest son, I won't live long."

Huimu and the others looked gloomy, and bowed again to Yuan Tan Heshi.

"Old Zen master, you haven't answered me yet." Yuan Tan didn't want an eminent monk like Ma Ming to die.

Ma Ming covered the top of his bladder, "Now the top doesn't hurt, but here it hurts."

"It's all moved!" Wu Pu exclaimed.

Just when everyone is sad.

Yuan Tan laughed loudly, "Okay, okay." He said three good things in a row.

Everyone was dumbfounded, is this okay?

Yuan Tan hurriedly said: "This is a disease that has come down, it has reached the ureter, and it will be cured immediately."

real or fake?

Hua Tuo and the others couldn't care less about being angry, apparently lost in the shocking remarks.

Yuan Tan is happy, as long as the ureter is down, it will be easy to say, after all, the ureter is elastic.He immediately told the monks around him, "Hurry up, help the Zen master up, take the medicine, and continue to jump for treatment."

The crowd was stunned.

Now Ma Ming's face is like gold paper, he is exhaling more air than inhaling, and he is jumping even though he is dying of illness?

Hua Tuo became angry, "My lord, how could you do this? You are more vicious than those charlatans!"

Yuan Tan frowned, "What is the genius doctor talking about? It's because you have no common sense."

"What, I have no common sense?" Hua Tuo was stunned.

Who gave him the confidence to say that a genius doctor has no common sense?
Does he have common sense?
This is the common sense of wool?
"Elder...Elder Son, old man...I...can't move anymore." Ma Ming struggled to speak now.

Yuan Tan found that these monks were unwilling to do anything, and immediately said: "Come on, help the old Zen master exercise, Zhongkang?"

"The last general is here!" Xu Chu came out, he didn't care what the order was, and asked: "Young Master, is it head up and foot down, or head down and foot down?"

"At that time, the head was up and down." Yuan Tan said.

"Master!"

Suddenly there was a cry.

Yuan Tan seemed to have heard Wukong's voice, and when he looked again, the monks headed by Huimu had already stood in several rows in front of Zen Master Ma Ming's bed, vowing to protect his master to the death.

"..." Yuan Tan.

He knew it was useless to talk too much, so he waved his hand, "Take them all!"

Er Gouzi Zhao Daniu brought people in.

These monks were their opponents, and they were all thrown to the ground and controlled.

Hua Tuo was shocked, he and his two apprentices shrank to the corner, and had to bow their heads under the power.

With horrified eyes, these people watched Xu Chu walk towards Ma Ming.

He watched Ma Mingti slip away.

Just like shaking the soul-calling flag, and like shaking the sleeves, just shake Ma Ming like this.

Ma Ming's screams were endless.

Is this a cure?
Why does it look more like torture?
"Amitabha……."

Huimu and the others shed hot tears. Under the power of evil, the only thing they can do for Master now is to chant scriptures and chant Buddha.

In the sound of chanting, Xu Chu was so powerful that he kept shaking.

Ma Ming felt that he was going to die, he was like a strip of cloth tied to an electric fan.

The electric fan is now on first gear.

After persisting for a while, he couldn't hold on any longer, and shouted: "My lord, please don't treat me like this. I don't blame you. Please let me go back to the west in peace."

Yuan Tan hurriedly said: "Master, what are you talking about? I, Yuan Tan, are all here to save you. The Buddha will smile when he knows about this."

Hua Tuo was furious, where is there such a life-saving person?

The Buddha smiled back?

He laughed shit!

Wu Pu and Fan Ala lived in Hua Tuo. It was obvious that the eldest son wanted to destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces. Their arms could not twist their thighs.

What's more, they don't even count as arms in front of Yuan Tan, at most they are three ants.

"Oh!"

Suddenly, Ma Ming screamed unprecedentedly.

Xu Chu was also taken aback, and temporarily stopped shaking.

He found that Ma Ming was staggering, and he didn't complain of pain anymore. Could it be that he fainted from the shaking?

"Zen Master? How do you feel now?" Yuan Tan discovered the heresy and walked over to ask.

Ma Ming touched his stomach and said in surprise, "It doesn't hurt anymore..."

A room full of monks who fell to the ground stopped chanting, and their eyes widened. Could it be that the eldest son is really healing?
"It doesn't hurt anymore! It really doesn't hurt anymore! Young Master!" Ma Ming became excited.

Yuan Tan breathed a sigh of relief, he was also under a lot of pressure, and said with a smile: "That's good, um, it should be the bladder, the bladder is big, so it doesn't hurt anymore."

"But still have to jump so that the disease reaches the sphincter,"

He said earnestly.

Hua Tuo's master and apprentice were also very surprised by this situation.

Hearing the words, they looked at each other.

What is the sphincter muscle?
The genius doctor Hua Tuo felt that he was suddenly so ignorant about medicine.

Do not!
He felt that this was definitely not due to his ignorance, but that this was just a trick of the rivers and lakes, just a random name.

As for not hurting anymore.

There is always a time when it doesn't hurt.

Yuan Tan was overjoyed, "Take two more progesterone immediately, drink more water, and pee out."

Hua Tuo's master and apprentice felt that the eldest son of the Yuan family must have gone crazy, and he would also be driven crazy.

It turns out that eating this is not to cure the disease, but to urinate the disease.

I have never heard of a disease that can urinate.

This is so fantastical.

……

unconsciously.

It was night.

Ma Ming kept drinking water, and with the help of his apprentice, he jumped up and down, and basically urinated in 10 minutes.

I'm afraid it has been twenty or thirty bubbles.

Hua Tuo and his disciples huddled in a corner, and because they didn't drink water, they didn't pee.

"Master, did you pee out?"

"Nothing..."

"Then keep dancing."

"okay……."

Hua Tuo listened for several hours.

What kind of therapy is this called?
This is simply slandering medical skills!

As a miracle doctor.

A genius doctor with professional ethics.

Hua Tuo couldn't bear it anymore.

In particular, Yuan Tan sat there with an old god, and even made a few small dishes and started eating.

"enough!"

Suddenly, Hua Tuo got rid of the tugging of the two apprentices and rushed to Yuan Tan, "My lord, enough is enough, I can no longer tolerate your messing around like this!"

Hua Tuo took pictures of the case in front of Yuan Tan.

Even if Yuan Tan could kill him casually, he couldn't continue Annai's true feelings at this moment.

"Eldest Young Master, you are just disregarding human life, you are just trying to please the public, I didn't expect that the prestigious Eldest Young Master is just a self-righteous and shameless person!"

"I, Hua Tuo, will fight to the death today to expose your ugly face!"

"Presumptuous!" Xu Chu was furious, and immediately drew his sword.

"Come on, let the world know who your eldest son is!" Hua Tuo stretched out his neck instead.

"Pee out!"

An earth-shattering cry came from the back room.

"!!!" Hua Tuo.

"???" Dian Wei.

"???" Everyone except Yuan Tan.

pee out!

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What did you pee out?

(End of this chapter)