Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 1076 What's wrong with you, pony

"Mr. Sima, you must use a crystal cup to drink this kind of wine."

Fazheng greeted him again and again, and he got a cup first.

Sima Yi also picked up Mount Tai's 28 Days of Freshness and poured a glass, half of which was filled with Momo.

Instead, he shook his head and read, "Sure enough, the foam is like snow, and the color is like amber."

"Done." Fazheng raised his glass.

Sima Yi gulped it down in one gulp, smacked his mouth, the mouth dribbled, and the aftertaste was strong with the aroma of wheat.

It tastes really good.

Fazheng also voted Yuan Tan here late, and it was his first time to drink beer. After drinking a glass, he couldn't help it, so he raised the bottle and drank it down, "It's so refreshing."

Sima Yi couldn't help but blow a bottle.

When the two of them were having a good time, Sima Yi touched his stomach, and he drank a bottle of hyaluronic acid. He didn't know how powerful hyaluronic acid is, but the cells in his body must be very tense.

So I feel sick to my stomach.

Sima Yi thought to himself, it must be because he has never drank beer before, so he is not used to it.

a while.

The two drank another bottle.

The whole room smelled of beer, and all the attendants were drooling greedily, thinking that the wine brewed by the Eldest Young Master himself is different, let alone one sip in this life, one drop would be enough to be satisfied.

When they thought of this, they immediately looked at Sima Yi with disgust.I saw that the great military master was still shaking down the wine vigorously when pouring it, and there was not a drop left.

They also thought that when they cleaned up the mess later, they could have a drink.

In this regard, there is still some hope in Fazheng's wine bottle.

Sima Yi started touching his stomach again.

The cells in the body are fighting fiercely with hyaluronic acid.

But obviously, normal cells are the opponent of hyaluronic acid.

O__O", why does the more you drink the more it hurts?
endured.

In fact, Fazheng had been secretly observing Sima Yi, and he knew that the medicinal wine had worked when he saw it.

I wondered what kind of poison this hyaluronic acid was, and how it was extracted, so it works so well.

He also began to touch his stomach, pretending to have a stomachache, but also pretending to be enduring it, and still greeted fiercely, "Come on, Master Sima is really good at drinking, let's have another bottle."

When Sima Yi saw that Fazheng also had a stomachache, he couldn't help it, "Why is the stomach hurting so much?"

Seeing this, Fazheng couldn't help it, "Mr. Sima, I just wanted to talk to you. My stomach hurts too, and I've endured it for a long time." Then he sighed, "This is the new formula of the eldest son, isn't it? Was it finally wrong this time?"

Sima Yi: (;°○°)
You must know that everyone in the world is waiting for Yuan Tan to make a mistake.

This time I finally made a mistake, but it was right in government affairs and military affairs, and the mistake was in wine making.

He was also caught up by himself.

This is... a bit unlucky, right?
Fazheng also drank, and the pain was severe, so Sima Yi didn't think about harming him.He was ashamed to shit on Fazheng, so he hurriedly got up, "Military Officer Xiaozhi, please... take your leave."

After speaking, he ran away clutching his buttocks.

Fazheng held his stomach and breathed a sigh of relief.

I saw that the attendants rushed to rescue him.

Fazheng pushed away the attendants one by one, opened another bottle, drank it down in one gulp, and hiccupped, "Ahaha, when did the eldest son miss it?"

The attendants were dumbfounded. Obviously, Fazheng was playing with Sima Yi.

Fazheng's task was completed, and he thought that Sima Yi was usually as alert as a fox, and he would not be smart when he saw hyaluronic acid.Right now, he has no time to advise Yuan Shao and Yuan Shang.

Internal fighting is often more exciting than external fighting, and Fazheng, who has completed the task, rushed to find Yuan Tan.

A tent of attendants were left behind, looking at each other.They didn't dare to take the unopened bottle, and after a while, they all agreed to snatch the bottle that Fazheng had drunk.I poured the last few drops into my mouth, and my eyes widened immediately.

"Delicious."

"It's so good."

"Best wine I've ever had in my life."

"This is called Taishan 28 Days of Freshness."

"remember."

Everyone vowed that they would definitely go to Mount Tai to search for it in the future. If they found something, wouldn't they make a fortune.

……

vertical day.

Yuan Shang heard that Sima Yi was ill, so he rushed to Sima Yi's tent.

As soon as he entered, he took out a handkerchief and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose again.

The tent is filled with the smell of excrement.

After entering the inner tent, the smell became stronger.

Yuan Shang was dissatisfied and said, "Zhongda, why did you drink like this? You don't have any concentration at all?"

Sima Yi was very depressed. After he came back yesterday, he pulled it all the way to the present.

He was weak, heartbroken, and all his stomach was stretched in one night in his life.

Sighing, I thought it was a new wine invented by Yuan Tan, and I was very glad that I had the opportunity to drink it.

I didn't expect that the invention was wrong this time. It must be because the ingredients are not right.

So my stomach hurts after drinking it.

This is called a bad luck.

After saying this.

Yuan Shang also covered his forehead, really unlucky, "My elder brother is really insidious, he doesn't drink the new wine by himself, and uses his subordinates as test subjects, which implicates you again."

"How about the matter of inviting Fazheng?" He didn't forget to ask about the matter.

Sima Yi gasped for a long time before gaining some strength, and said: "I have already got on good terms with Fazheng, and I was about to talk about poaching him, but my subordinates have a stomachache, and Fazheng also has a stomachache, both of which were newly developed by the eldest son." Alcohol damage, so I didn't have time to say."

"Fazheng is probably not as good as his subordinates now."

Yuan Shang thought it was bad luck, the new ones were not brought in, and the old ones were laid off.

You must know that his elder brother has a lot of military advisers, and it doesn't matter if he is laid off for a Fazheng. He is just such a precious lump on his side.

"Third Young Master!" Sima Yi struggled to sit up.

"Zhongda, how are you?" Yuan Shang said excitedly.

Sima Yi blushed, thinking I'm such a fart, I've never been in such pain in my life.It seems that he is really incompatible with that Yuan Tan, and he can't drink a glass of wine from him.

"Third Young Master, I..." Sima Yi was twisting his buttocks.

"you?"

Sima Yi really wanted to yell, why is he so stupid, can't you see it?
I can't help it.

Pushed Yuan Shang away.

He almost fell down while walking, and finally entered a hidden place with the help of his attendants.

Yuan Shang: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah!
Only then did I realize that Sima Yi was in such a hurry that he was going to take a shit.

Immediately a crackling sound was heard.

If others do this, they will definitely be very happy, huh.

But the secret place was Sima Yi's painful groan.

Yuan Shang's complexion changed drastically, he hurried out of the tent, came outside, and finally took a deep breath, almost suffocated just now.

I thought big brother, you are too shameless.

a while.

A servant rushed out from inside.

"How is Zhongda feeling better?"

The attendant panicked: "Third Prince, the military division passed out in the toilet."

"Ah, this..." It really didn't exceed Yuan Shang's expectation.

An hour later.

The old Chinese doctor gave the pulse and said a lot of terms that Yuan Shang didn't understand.To sum it up in one sentence, rest for half a year, if not, this person will be gone.

Yuan Shang was furious, brother, did you invent wine?More poisonous than poison!
Reluctantly, he had to be sent to the rear to recuperate.

After a while.

Outside the gate.

Sima Yi was lying on a stretcher, surrounded by Yuan Shang, Jiang Gan, Yang Xiu and others, as well as generals such as Ju Yi and Qianzhao.

Without the great counselor Sima Yi, it must be very difficult for them.

He was talking about sending Sima Yi to the carriage.

At this time, the sound of horseshoes sounded, and a group of people came.

When everyone looked at it, they immediately looked disgusted.

Yuan Tan came, and when he got close, he stopped the horse and looked at Sima Yi, who had a face like gold paper, with an extremely shocked expression, "What's wrong with the pony, is he not acclimatized?"

He knew it well, and it was despicable to say such sarcasm.

Dian Wei and the others blushed in embarrassment and secretly gave a thumbs up, as the eldest son can act.In their minds, Yuan Tan's figure grew taller.

After Yuan Tan finished speaking, he looked around at the crowd, and his gaze stayed on Jiang Gan for a while longer.

Yuan Shang and the others looked at each other with obvious disgust.

Especially Yuan Shang, whose nose can breathe fire, how dare he call him mistress?Are you amazing?
Only Sima Yi, who did not know where the strength came from, looked at a scribe next to Yuan Tan with surprised eyes, and said in surprise, "Fazheng, why are you alright?"

Everyone was stunned, and slapped their thighs, yes, you all drank, how can the Fa rectification be all right?

(End of this chapter)