There are cute pets at home, very vicious

Chapter 141 A Drunk Cat

In the end, Xiao Zhongcheng did not fail to live up to his hard study day and night and the nature of being a top student, nor did he fail to live up to Zhongcheng's parents who were willing to accompany his second child through the difficult time of the college entrance examination for the first time. In fact, Cheng did not live up to his earnest teachings, so he was beaming on the surface, he was really happy, his face was full of pride, full of pride!Li Zili felt sincerely sad about the fact that he would only be able to see Zhong Cheng once a year, maybe not even once every three years!

"Actually, Zhong Cheng just didn't live up to his heart of wanting to see Shu Ze. It has nothing to do with your uncle and aunt who came back at the last moment! Also, with you, who has been with Shu Ze since childhood! The elder sister that Zhong Cheng brought along to the edge of the cliff at the fork! Miss Wang Lei is the one who always gives him the confidence to continue cooking!" Wang Lei squinted her eyes in satisfaction, and burped happily.

"The food is well cooked, Xiao Zhongcheng! Keep up the good work, dear! Remember! I've been praised again. Remember to get into Harvard next time in the college entrance examination! Uh! Uh! Every now and then"

"First of all, today's meal was made by my mother, and secondly, you're just drunk like this?! In the end, oh shit! You have a relationship with my brother who was admitted to Harvard! Cook with him for you There's something wrong with it!" Seeing Wang Lei's drunken eyes, blushing cheeks, looking at Zhong Cheng affectionately, Zhong Chun couldn't help complaining!

That's right!Wang Lei was drunk.

"You! You! You! You are completely envious! Jealousy! Hate!" Wang Lei was already slurring her speech, and the mouth that was about to kiss Zhongchun's mouth was spitting out tirelessly. saliva!

Zhong Chun frowned in disgust, calmly wiped away the spittle on his face, and then calmly took out a water gun from behind as if doing a trick? ! ! !Then, like pouring water, it ruthlessly touched Wang Lei's entire face.But Zhongchun said that she was still kind, because she pulled out a box of tissues from behind as if she was doing a trick, and kindly wiped the wet face that was dripping with water.

"Speak human." In fact, Zhongchun was just afraid that the dripping water would drip onto his clothes.

After being woken up by a scoop of irritating ice water, and being ravaged by Zhong Chun's claws on her face, Wang Lei finally seemed a little sober!

"The most important question, what kind of water did you spray me just now? Does it smell a bit strange?"

"Oh, it was the first snowfall last winter. The snow water I had worked so hard to save had been kept frozen in the refrigerator for fear of breaking it. I said I would use it when there were important festivals, so , My lord! You just happened to happen!" After Zhong Chun finished speaking, he clapped his hands with a smile that fit the occasion!
"Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha." Wang Lei couldn't tell what the joy and tears in her heart meant.Did he burst into tears because Zhongchun sprayed himself with bad water, or was he happy because Zhongchun didn't spray her with pepper water?
wrong!Why is this guy spraying me with pepper water!wrong!Why did she spray me with water!wrong!Why!I'm going to get sprayed?wrong!What am I doing wrong!
"The question I asked you just now is—my brother's admission to Harvard has something to do with you! Please, sir, can you explain it to me?"

"Oh, so that's the problem." Wang Lei laughed foolishly, completely forgetting the bunch of life principles she was thinking about just now!Please forgive someone's sluggish nerves after being drunk!
"Because Xiao Zhongcheng is full of praise for every meal he cooks!"

"He has a strong cooking skill." Someone from the corner floated over.

"I know! That's why I'm full of praise! Then, of course, he will become very happy and happy because of it! Therefore, he will be full of confidence and then muster up the courage to cook!"

"You don't need to boast, he has to do it too." It was the corner of the table again, Wang Lei gave a disgusted look in that direction, and then took the FENGSAO catwalk again, and said with a stern face.

"Then he eats well and is in good health! So the exam will be fine!" Finally!Wang Lei made a final summary with a proud face.

"He just stays at home alone and doesn't live in school, he doesn't eat and starves to death!" It's still in that corner.

"Besides, how many meals have you eaten with him before the college entrance examination? Are you blown away?"

"February! If you don't dismantle my platform, you will die!" The master in the corner who dismantles me every step of the way is Zhongchun.

After listening to Wang Lei's so-called divine logic, Zhong's father and Zhong's mother looked at each other in blank dismay, and Zhong Cheng was also dumbfounded.

"Sister Lei is drunk, and it's ridiculously drunk." This is the objective reason that Zhong Cheng pondered for a long time before summing up!
"Should I say you're smart or smart?" Zhong Chun rolled his eyes, but the information revealed on his face was - really stupid!
"Putting out a knife cuts off the water and the water flows even more, so it's even more worrying to use wine to relieve your sorrows?! After another gulp of wine, Wang Lei's entire face turned red like Guan Gong.

"Stop drinking." Zhong's mother was about to reach out to snatch Wang Lei's wine glass when Zhong Chun's outstretched hand forcibly stopped her.

"Let her drink." Zhong Chun's eyes fixed on Wang Lei, his eyes were burning, and he didn't know the meaning.

"I wonder how much you can worry about? It's like a river of spring water flowing eastward? Ah no! Is it like a group of eunuchs? Across the brothel!"

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"I think I'd better take her out for a walk and wake up at the bar." Zhong Chun resigned to his fate and got up to help a certain drunk who had already lost his mind.

"It's obviously a small party to celebrate my admission to Harvard, why is Miss Lei drinking so happily?" Xiao Zhongcheng frowned and sighed.

"Unfortunately, Brother Ye Xuan didn't come. I'd better find some time to visit him."

The slanting moon in the sky hangs precariously on a certain treetop, looking dim, but the surrounding stars are dazzlingly bright,

"Tell me, why is the moon bright and the stars sparse, eh?" Wang Lei shook her mind, whose recognition rate was already close to 50.00%, and barely improved her own recognition rate, reaching 80.00%.

"Because the moon bottle fell tonight, the leaked water gurgled into an ocean." Zhongchun suddenly became literary. (Ahem, let me explain silently here, the heroine is not pretending this time!)

"I know! What she formed, uh, is a sea of ​​stars! And I lost that dazzling light!" After all, Wang Lei is Wang Lei. Even if she is a little slow after being drunk, her brain is still brighter than Zhong Chun. of!After a while, I can still guess what Zhong Chun meant.

"Wang Lei, do you have something on your mind?" This time I took advantage of this stall to get very drunk, but last time, I hesitated and didn't say anything.

"Is there something that I can't know?" Zhong Chun looked at Wang Lei who was hiding something from himself and even drunk and self-forgetful, but his heart was hurt by this incident.

"Last time I was just not sure, and you just didn't want to worry about you because of Michelle Ye's frowning all day long." Wang Lei, who was drunk, was quite obedient, and she would answer whatever she asked, but her eyes were always closed It made people think that she was about to fall asleep so sweetly every moment!
"Are you sure now?"

"I'm sure." Wang Lei didn't open her eyes for a long time, feeling sleepy.

"Then wake up first, and tell me what is going on first! You can sleep with me after you tell me!" Realizing that maybe this time in mid-spring, the bamboo basket will be empty again, and Wang Lei is about to get out of it. How could I let her fall asleep at this time, and then cause myself to fall short!

"Hey! Don't sleep, do you hear me! I want to hear what it is that can force the runaway little Lolita to look like this! Shit! I see you sleep again!" It seemed that no matter how hard she shook, Wang Lei always He has never opened his eyes to look at Zhong Chun, and even has a posture that the more he sleeps, the more comfortable he gets!It seems that I can sleep more soundly just like that!
"Fuck! Use me as a human flesh massage machine or an automatic human flesh cradle?!" Seeing this situation, Zhong Chun blocked his mouth, and looked cruelly at Wang Lei, who was unconsciously smashing his mouth at this moment, and pulled out the bag from behind as if conjuring. An ultimate water gun!Aiming at Wang Lei's face, he fired skillfully and decisively.

"Fuck! Who is it! This Nongfu Spring! The snow water in Tianshan Mountain is cold enough!" Just one click, Wang Lei immediately opened her eyes wide and looked around innocently.Words came out of his mouth that he didn't even know if they had been processed by his brain.

"I never make water, I'm just a porter of nature." Zhong Chun explained with sincerity and kindness.

"It's you! Bah! Give me the paper, it's so disgusting!" I didn't care about getting angry, or, now that I have to spend 80.00% of my strength to stand up, I don't have any extra fighting power to deal with Zhongchun, just a little He raised his voice a little, and Wang Lei felt that his head was already roaring.This cost him at least 5.00% of his fighting power!
"Take it." Zhong Chun didn't show any pretense, and naturally took out a tissue from behind and handed it to Wang Lei.

"I just like your unique skill! You are naughty!" Wang Lei pointed at Zhong Chun, whose face was half darkened, and smiled so obscenely!

"Whenever, teach me too."

(End of this chapter)