Xueba is cute and cute: BOSS is bad and bad

Chapter 307 The Greenest Funeral

"Bai Xiuxiu, I took an environmental protection class. You know that the ecological environmental protection class is very boring and useless to me, but the professor has a good relationship with my father, and he specially invited me to go. I always give Save face and go to class. But I can't bear such a boring class, so I want you to go with me, can I? Huh?" Han Tingqiu said to Xuebagou, holding Xuebagou's hand.

"Environmental protection class? What kind of class is that? But no matter how boring Tan is, I will accompany you to listen to Qiu! I am also bored without you, so I will definitely go with you!" Xuebagou said without hesitation.Without Han Tingqiu by her side, she didn't know what to do, so she agreed directly.

Han Tingqiu hugged Xuebagou, kissed him and said with a smile: "Bai Xiuxiu, I love you to death, but let me remind you, that professor is very rigid and has a bad temper, so don't be in his class." It’s nonsensical, it’s a terrible thing to make him angry, so you have to listen to the class very carefully and don’t make trouble, you understand?”

"Hey, when did I ever make trouble with me, they asked me if they didn't understand. I just asked too much... This is called asking without shame!" Xuebagou said solemnly.

Han Tingqiu couldn't help laughing when he thought of the nonsensical questions that Xuebagou asked in class before: "Wow, hahaha... You are not only shameless to ask, you ask everywhere, half a class in a class." The professors are all answering your questions, and the questions you ask are why there are human beings, why do human beings appear, what are gods... and other questions, which almost made the professors mad. Now every professor Seeing you is like a cat seeing a lot of mice and can't hide, hahaha..."

"How can it be so exaggerated... They don't understand and they blame me for asking too many questions... If you talk about it again, I won't go with you!" Xuebagou pouted and pretended to be angry.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk about it, anyway, you can just sit there quietly when the time comes, and I will take you to eat your favorite bone soup at night..." As he spoke, he pulled Xuebagou gone.

When it was time to take the environmental protection class, Xuebagou sat quietly in the classroom and packed his schoolbag.Other students shouted: "Liberation!" They rushed out of the classroom like a flood.Liu Min, who was sitting next to Xuebagou, saw that Xuebagou was still tidying up his things slowly, and asked curiously: "Huh? I rushed out of the classroom regardless of being the first, why are you tidying up things here so quietly today?"

Xuebagou smiled and said, "It's useless even if you run out today, there's still class to attend..."

Liu Min was taken aback, "Ah? Bai Xiuxiu, you are not really sick, are you? You are taking the same class as me. Today's class is over. Oh, I heard that there is a very boring and scary... Bai Xiuxiu you Do you want to take that old stubborn eco-environmental protection class?"

"Yeah, what's the matter, that class sounds pretty simple, why is it scary? And Han Tingqiu is going to listen to it, so of course I'm going too. As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, you marry a dog. Qiu dating, I also want to listen to the courses he is taking, so it's like this..."

Liu Min smiled helplessly: "Oh my God, you really go, that professor is notoriously stubborn in the school, and he has a super temper, many students fell under his clutches, and the classes he attended were so boring ..."

Xuebagou was frightened and said in shock: "It's just an old man, it's not so scary..."

"Hohohoho...it's not that scary? You'll know if you go and see, I won't go anyway if you kill me, I wish you good luck." Liu Min picked up her schoolbag and ran away after finishing talking.

Xuebagou curled his lips, packed his schoolbag and went to meet Han Tingqiu. When he met Han Tingqiu, Xuebagou hadn't opened his mouth yet. Han Tingqiu said directly: "Bai Xiuxiu, let me remind you again , don't make that professor angry..."

Xuebagou's mouth twitched, wondering: "Is that professor really that scary? Why does everyone remind me of this and that..."

"Um...not really, he's actually very cute...anyway, you'll be fine when the time comes." Han Tingqiu rubbed his nose in embarrassment and didn't know what to say.

This time Xuebagou felt even more confused, Han Tingqiu felt that he couldn't explain it, so he stopped talking, took Xuebagou to the class, and bought a lot of snacks at the school canteen on the way, and said to Xuebagou: " Eat more... eat as much as you can."

Xuebagou looked at Han Tingqiu's expression, as if he was about to go to the guillotine after eating this meal.

After Xuebagou and Han Tingqiu ate snacks, Lai walked to the door of a classroom.

Han Tingqiu took a deep breath, and pushed open the classroom door forcefully. The noise at the door alarmed the people in the classroom. Everyone turned their heads to look at the door. Seeing that it was Han Tingqiu and Xuebagou, the whole class coaxed discuss it.Han Tingqiu took Xuebagou to find a random seat and sat down, ignoring the curious eyes around him.

After a while, the class bell rang, and an old man walked into the classroom trembling slightly.The whole class fell silent immediately, Xueba Gou stared at the old man curiously to see if there was anything special, only to see that the old man's bald head was even more shiny by the reflection of the lamp, his eyes were narrowed into slits, and he had a long white beard , dressed plainly, nothing special.

The professor looked around the classroom and said lightly, "There is one person missing."

Xuebagou was startled, looking at the crowded classroom, how did the professor know that there was one person missing?The other students looked sympathetic. Sure enough, when a student rushed in, the professor didn't even look at it, and said, "You hand in five thousand words of today's class experience to my office before eight o'clock tomorrow, otherwise today's class will not be counted." credit."

The classmate was not surprised at all, and went to his seat with a face ashamed.

Xuebagou was covered in cold sweat from shock, the seemingly kind-hearted professor punished people so cruelly, he didn't dare to make a sound, and sat there quietly listening to the class.

But this class was really boring, and Bagou became sleepy after not long in school.At this time, the professor asked a question: "Students, so many people die every day, and the cemetery occupies a large amount of our land resources, which is a great waste of land. You say that after death, burial, cremation, and sky burial are good. , Water burial?"

The sleepy-eyed Xuebagou was in a daze, and had long forgotten Han Tingqiu's reminder, and said nonsensically: "I think dividing up the corpses and then distributing them to those who attended the funeral will not only waste land resources, It also saves everyone who attends the funeral a meal, killing two birds with one stone!"

The professor was furious after hearing this weird answer. No one had ever dared to say such disgusting words in his class, but he couldn't refute it, because this was also a way.Some students in the class retched and couldn't stand Xuebagou's answer.

Han Tingqiu also looked at Xuebagou in surprise, and then looked at the professor who was flushed with anger but had nothing to say. He thought Xuebagou's answer was very interesting and bold, and couldn't help laughing.

There was laughter in the classroom, and everyone felt that this class was not very boring, so they joined the discussion, and everyone even proposed to take the dead body to the zoo to feed the animals.

(End of this chapter)