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Chapter 101: Zhu Bajie's Vulnerabilities
I raised my eyelids heavily, "Cousin, what's the matter?"

"We are attending a celebration banquet, come here quickly..." He pulled me to the wine table in front of him, completely ignoring my pale face.

There are many immortals on the wine table, all singing praises to Yang Jian, commending his "great military exploits" for the heaven.

I couldn't use my strength, so Yang Jian dragged me to sit on his right side without saying a word.

"Zhenjun Erlang, you really contributed a lot this time, you captured that monster without any effort..."

"Yes, Zhenjun, we admire you very much."

……

The face of the fairy in the eyes was a little dazzling, which made me feel awkward, "Cousin, I'm not feeling well, so I went back first."

I really don't have the energy to chat and laugh with them.

Yang Jian quit, and dragged me to sit down again, "Actually, my cousin really contributed to the capture of the Bull Demon King this time. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have been able to catch that bull head!"

Hearing this, all the immortals were taken aback for a moment, then laughed again, raised their wine glasses to toast me, and praised me repeatedly for being a hero among women, a woman who does not give way to a man.

The ardent flattery made me hesitate again, and then I smiled wryly, yes, if it weren't for me, the Bull Demon King would not have been arrested.

The fingertips holding the wine glass began to turn cold, and I found a word that was both suitable and unsuitable for me-helping the evil!
"Everyone, you should drink less toasts, my cousin is not good at drinking."

The words were nice, and I didn't see him blocking a drink or two for me.

The last time I had a drink was at Niutoushan, when I invited the Bull Demon King to dinner...

……

"Don't underestimate me, my nickname is Thousand Cups Not Drunk!"

"I don't underestimate you if you don't get drunk for a thousand cups. I underestimate myself. Once I get drunk, I can do anything. Are you... not afraid?"

……

His ruffian face appeared in his eyes again, and his nonsensical words were full of provocation and playfulness.

I used to think that he was a big perverted bull, but now I know that he is a veritable big stupid bull!
My eyes were sore, I picked up the wine glass pushed into my hand by them, raised my head and drank it in one breath.

"Cough cough..."

I drank too fast and choked, I lay on the table uncomfortable and coughed, tears streaming down my face.

"I just said that my cousin is not good at drinking, so please stop teasing her..."

Yang Jian patted my back for me.

I don't have the strength to shout at the Bull Demon King on Niutoushan, if he says it's not good, it's not good.

I wiped my tears indiscriminately, and returned their flattery, "It's all about my cousin's wit and intelligence, and it has nothing to do with me."

I feel that the air in this place is not good. "Everyone, celebrate well. Iron Fan's physical discomfort may disturb everyone's mood, so I'll go back first."

Ignoring their reaction, I put down my cup and left quickly.

What kind of wine is this? It's so hard to drink!
"Cousin," a voice caught up from behind, ": Cousin!"

I closed my eyes and opened them again, nodded slowly and looked at the person who was chasing me, and asked word by word, "Is there something else, cousin?"

"Are you… angry?"

I shook my head, "No."

"Then what do you..." He paused, his eyes fell on my neck, he should have seen his "masterpiece."

"How's the wound on your neck?"

It's hard for him to notice my injury...

The scar has already healed, and now there is only a faint mark left. I reached out and touched it, and his sharp knife seemed to be there just now, "It's all right now."

"Cousin," Yang Jian apologized with a guilty expression on his face, "that day my cousin was in a hurry...and his helpless actions hurt you, it's my cousin's fault."

A helpless move... I laughed in my heart, what a helpless move.

"Cousin is also thinking about the safety of our heavenly court. If the devil is not eliminated, the heavenly court will not be safe for a day..."

"I know," I interrupted.

"My second cousin has always taken the safety of heaven as his own responsibility, and he is passionate and loyal...I understand."

Passionate, dedicated and selfless, I understand it, and only then do I understand...

"That's good." He nodded, "You have also helped my cousin a lot this time. Tell me what you want, and my cousin will definitely satisfy you."

I still shook my head.

What I want, he can't afford.

He didn't delve into it any further, and just said, "I'll ask my cousin for it later when I think about it."

Without further words, I silently turned and walked out of his sight.

…………

The evil lord who had been in trouble for thirty years was caught, and the Lingxiao Temple returned to its former solemnity and peace, and the immortals no longer lost their manners and made their faces red.

Everything is back to the way it was before, no beef noodles, no Niutoushan, and no Bull Demon King... The peaceful days are like a bowl of water, one bowl after another, intermittent, slow and boring.

Back to the No.20 Nine Days in the Heavenly Court, when the flowing water continued to the No.20 Nine Bowls, things changed.

On this day, Zhu Bajie came to the Princess Mansion.

I lay on the table blankly watching the copper pot drip sand, turned it upside down, stood it up again, and repeated it again and again...

"Iron fan!"

I slowly looked sideways and saw Zhu Bajie running towards me excitedly.

"Tie Fan, let's go down to Niutoushan. Go down and have a look. That place has been completely transformed by me and Tie Sao."

Hearing the words Niutoushan, I couldn't help shaking.

"We teach those monsters to farm and hoe, grow crops by ourselves, help the old people in the neighborhood with work, and live in peace with mortals..."

Zhu Bajie said happily, "Nowadays those monsters live like human beings, they work at sunrise and rest at sunset, even some monsters still have to sneak out to kill animals and eat them, but don't worry, Tie Sao and I are taking care of them. Strictly supervise and teach..."

"That's good," I gave him a thumbs up weakly, "Tie Sao should be very happy too."

I don't want to pursue what happened to them that day, as long as they are happy with each other, they are gods after all, and they can't make big mistakes or violate the rules of heaven.

There are so many rules and regulations in the sky, one of the more serious ones is—[Gods and mortals cannot fall in love]

Offenders are dealt with very strictly, and they will be degraded as mortals.Of course, if the violator intends to repent, he can be given a lighter sentence if he admits his mistake in time.

This rule is followed by a sentence—[Same punishment for falling in love with gods and monsters]

"I knew you misunderstood what happened that day," Zhu Bajie hastily explained, "What happened that day was all a misunderstanding, how could I like a brat."

little kid...

It took me a long time to figure out who the little brat he was talking about was.

"It was Tie Sao's arrow that hit my ass that day, and she made up for it and helped me draw the sword."

It turned out that the scene I saw that day was because of this, so he was busy looking for pants when he saw me...

"Well, why did my iron mob shoot you with an arrow? You must have done something bad!"

I caught the loopholes in his words.

"It's not what you think!" He stomped anxiously. "That day, Tie Sao and I were going to shoot the Bull Demon King. When she missed her shot, she hit my ass. I..."

(End of this chapter)