Escape Paradise

Chapter 17 The First Funny Story in History
After listening to everyone's criticism, Wu Yitong sighed helplessly. This huge pit really deceived people. He was thinking that the intermediary company should at least operate with integrity, but he encountered a black shop that specialized in defrauding people. An ignorant boy like him.

"Then where are the reinforcement materials you are looking for?"

The matter of the house came to an end first. Everyone stayed in place and opened their backpacks, each taking out the materials they found.

Liu Xu'er took out the steel bars from the backpack and threw them on the ground, Xiao Shengke found the planks and iron sheets, and when Wu Yitong looked at Tian Yong, he smiled awkwardly in his headset.

Tian Yong slowly took out the potatoes from his backpack, and Wu Yitong said silently, he will find some hardened reinforcement materials that can withstand beatings, what kind of rhythm is this potato, is it self-destructing like plants vs. zombies?He shook his head, then bypassed Tian Yong and walked directly towards the first floor.

"There are still 0.5 minutes until the first wave of zombies arrives."

There was still half a minute left, and the time drew the tense atmosphere. Wu Yitong looked out of the window from the small window next to the gate on the first floor. The wind and sand blew away the debris on the ground, and the dust shrouded the yellow world.

Tian Yong threw the potato out of the window, just standing the potato in the middle of the doorway, and there was a sound of cracking the flower pot and it exploded.

With the support of some reinforcement materials, the reinforcement of the house has increased by a few points, and the degree of firmness is directly loaded from the green bar to the blue bar.The degree of firmness is actually equivalent to the blood bar of the house. When the blood bar is gray, zombies can easily break through.

"Xiao Shengke and I are defending here on the first floor, you go upstairs." Wu Yitong gave an order, and Liu Xu'er and Tian Yong ran up the stairs directly. In the narrow aisle, Tian Yong followed the beautiful woman. The figure of the model is directly imprinted in his eyes, and his perspective moves up a little, and a buttocks with a particularly realistic silhouette is displayed in front of him.

"The safe zone has been opened, the first wave of zombies is coming, please pay attention."

Everything was ready, and the first wave of zombies emerged from the alley at the corner of the street. The running figure looked like a mad dog that had been famine for a long time, and ran towards them regardless of falling down.

Four people were fighting to guard the old-fashioned apartment, four guns fired in salvo, and the shocking sound effect was like a symphony.

Tian Yong looked at Liu Xu'er next to him, and every time the assault rifle fired a shot, it would change the gun in a fancy way. "Double cut" means that two guns can be swapped back and forth to reduce the cooling time of CD.

"Is this... is this playing with a gun?"

Just looking at this amazing pistol trick, he forgot what he was doing, and accidentally pressed the safety of the grenade.In a hurry, he threw it out.

A grenade flew over the head, and it was thrown from the upstairs. The collateral damage caused by the explosion baked the surrounding zombies in the blazing fire, and some charred bodies twisted and hideously in the firelight.

"Grenade? Who lost the grenade as soon as they came up?" Wu Yitong shouted, losing a grenade in the first wave is really a luxury.

"Master, it's me... I accidentally opened the insurance..." Tian Yong felt ashamed to see the master, and he laughed to himself.

The flames slowly dissipated, and a few wisps of green smoke rose from the scene like a long rainbow.Wu Yitong turned his head and walked upstairs, he had no feelings for Tian Yong.

The first wave of zombies was 50 in total, and there were still a few scattered targets left on the scene. Wu Yitong made a few more shots, and each shot hit the target without any deviation.

Looking at the fallen zombies under the building one after another, Tian Yong couldn't help but marvel at the gun skills of the great master, which was actually talking about Wu Yitong's operation.Then he got up submissive again, thinking that he would only cause trouble for the great god, what is he if he is not an oil bottle?When I was with the cowboy boy, I was always scolded by the cowboy boy, saying that it was a huge pit in the game, but now I admit it myself.

"Don't worry, he won't hold grudges like that, otherwise he would have taken you out to feed the zombies."

Liu Xu'er next to her was looking at Tian Yong at this moment, and her sweet voice was heart-warming to hear in the headset.Maybe it was too long since the last time he spoke. It was unusual for the talkative Tian Yong not to speak, so she immediately saw through his little thoughts.

"Great God, he is really powerful, and I...you are also very powerful."

"Hey, of course."

There are 0 remaining zombies in the first wave.

After finishing the first wave, the system prompts that there is 5 minutes of preparation time. Wu Yitong climbed up the stairs and opened a room.The doorknob was rusted and made a rattling sound when the door was opened.

The layout of the room is simple, but it is a bit messy. There is a smelly liquid next to the sofa, which is probably water from rotten fruits that have been left for a long time.He opened the refrigerator, and found that the fruits and vegetables inside were already rotten, a few flies were circling around, and the lights in the refrigerator flickered on and off.

Continue to walk to the inner room, and there is a large locker standing next to the inner room, the door is slightly open, and there are some cotton-padded jackets for winter and some magazines inside.Wu Yitong picked up the magazine, but it didn't agree with the rifle, so he kept it in the backpack for the time being.

The wind blew up the curtains, and there was a gloomy feeling hidden in the dark room. There was a sudden sound from behind. Wu Yitong turned around subconsciously to aim, but only found the sound of the window hitting the wall.

There was a mirror on his left hand side, and his vision was turned to that side to clearly reflect his appearance, but there was still a terrifying feeling, as if a person would suddenly run out from behind.With a blink of his eyes, a figure actually appeared on the mirror.He took a quick step to the left, pointing the gun at the figure.

"It's me." Xiao Shengke saw a gun pointed at him, and immediately squatted down.

Wu Yitong sighed, it turned out that it was just a false alarm, put away the gun, and stood there pretending to be calm.In fact, he was already sweating with fear.

"So you're so afraid of ghosts."

"I" Wu Yitong thought for a while, as if he couldn't explain anything, okay!He admitted that he was afraid of ghosts, and looked at Xiao Shengke who was sitting at the front desk with disdain.

"The second wave of zombies is coming, please be prepared."

Wu Yitong immediately ran out of the house, and hordes of zombies came from all around, swarming in like a crowd, it looked like a group of migrating ants from upstairs.

There are 60 remaining zombies in the second wave.

Without further ado, Wu Yitong directly picked up the hidden treasure and opened it, propping it up on the window on the second floor, countless lights gathered directly at the fiery red muzzle of the gun.

"The Great God is going to use that trick again?" Tian Yong stuck his head out of the window, he looked at the light from the second floor, the dazzling light has covered the entire viewing angle, and there are red sparks in the white light, You can feel the heat from a distance.

Tian Yong continued: "What grade is the great god's weapon? Where did you get it? I really want one too!"

"He said it was drawn by the official lottery when the server opened."

"The 6th district test server will be available in December, you can go and have a try." Wu Yitong, who was still accumulating energy to attack, saw that they were chatting like a fire, and couldn't help but miss a word.

Zombies slowly gathered in the street in front of the building, the densely packed figures were completely uncountable, and after Wu Yitong's shot, there were very few on the scene.

There are 12 remaining zombies in the second wave.

Tian Yong thought that was the case for the second wave, but then three hell corpse kings appeared in the distance, and his face, which was relaxed just now, turned blue all of a sudden.The defense battle was not as simple as he imagined. While Tian Yong was still thinking, Wu Yitong had already started shooting.

One of the corpse kings began to sprint forward, and a big hole was knocked out of the iron sheet on the first floor.

The return force of the impact pushed the corpse king back a few steps, and happened to step on the potato that Tian Yong had thrown down before, and countless lights suddenly shone under the soles of his feet.

The huge corpse king disappeared in front of their eyes in an instant, and disappeared out of thin air without leaving any traces.

Everyone was stunned as to what kind of potato Tian Yong brought back. It was like a special weapon that instantly killed a two-story corpse king.

"hiss--"

Wu Yitong took a long breath and thought: "There must be something wrong."

"Eh? Could it really be Plants vs. Zombies? The settings of this game are not so groundless, right?!"

Wu Yitong still finds it very strange. He has never seen this kind of mysterious event in his many years of playing, which is even more bizarre than the disappearing Maiquan.He turned on his headset to find Tian Yong, who was surprised by the sudden call.

"Tell me what you brought back?"

"I... I don't know either! This dungeon is also newly released. I also read in the guide that the plants here have the effect of eliminating zombies, so I brought it back."

"...Then why didn't you say it earlier." Wu Yitong was speechless, because he was too reckless. At the beginning, he thought that it was useless for reinforcement at all, so he never thought that there are no plants in this world, so why? A potato popped out.

This is the number one nonsense in history, and it is the strategy mentioned by Tian Yong.

　all right!I recently found a game that was released a long time ago. I don’t know if anyone has played it with me?
　　"Kannazuki" downloaded from station B, do you want to add friends to play together?
　　
　
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