The artifacts of the heavens on the tip of the tongue
Chapter 92 What the hell
Chapter 92 What the hell
Luke could understand human speech.
This is inevitable.
Although he is now in the form of a human-faced spider, he is still a human being in essence, and it must be natural for him to understand other people's speech.
This point has already been verified when he walked out of the Star Dou Great Forest, met his first soul master, and heard that he was going to hunt him down.
Since then, Luke, who knew the identity of his prey, has been carefully avoiding all the humans he saw, especially those soul masters with various strange abilities.
It's not that he's afraid of those soul masters.
If the firepower is fully fired, he will not be afraid of three or five ordinary soul masters coming, and he can still bring his army of manifestations to get them down one by one.
But Luke knew very well that after leaving the range of the Star Dou Forest, it would be very difficult for him to find a chance to fully fire.
There are people everywhere, and he has created a large army of concrete objects. Is it not enough to be eye-catching and troublesome enough?
Another one is that it takes a lot of energy to realize an army, and outside of the Star Dou Forest where it is difficult to get energy to replenish, he will lose money by doing so.
Devouring human soul masters to replenish their source power?
impossible.
[Swallowing Sky System] There is no such option, and Luke has no interest in that either.
After all, he is still a human being, and he can't do something like cannibalism.
Bringing the topic back, Luke can understand human speech, but he can't understand the nonsense of the two people in front of him.
An uncle with a vicissitudes of life and a lonely expression, and an obviously unusual child with a strange lavender light in his pupils, what are the two guys talking about?
What does "this spider is funny" mean?
They are clearly disguising themselves seriously and blending into the surrounding forest environment. How can it be funny?
……
Luke's [Master of Disguise] skill is very effective. It can suppress his own breath, and change his body color and shape, completely blending into the surrounding environment.
The master's martial spirit with a very sensitive sense of smell - Luo Sanpao failed to detect Luke's presence.
In its perception, Luke and his spider webs are no different from ordinary branches, and they can't perceive anything strange at all.
As for that funny funny face, it couldn't read it.
No matter how spiritual Luo Sanpao is, after all, it is not human, and it is impossible for humans to have the ability to understand the meaning of abstract human faces.
As for Luke, even though his eyesight was strengthened by the skill of [Elementary Vision Enhancement], he was able to spot the master and Tang San a long way in advance, and used the skill of [Master of Disguise] to disguise himself.
But he couldn't see his back, and didn't know that the funny-looking smiling face on his back had already betrayed him very conspicuously in the eyes of the humans who saw him.
The human-faced spider should have the pattern of a human face on its body.
Luke naturally understands this, but he never imagined that the face pattern on his back turned out to be such a funny and funny smiling face.
……
Gou Xiaoliang spent a long time, but still couldn't figure out why a spider that shouldn't exist suddenly appeared in the good "Douluo Dalu" novel, or a weird spider with a funny smiley expression pack.
If it's just a typo in the chapter, that's fine, he can understand, after all, things like the Internet are not so reliable, and occasionally there will be bugs.
But in the book, the master and Tang San are still interacting with the spider that shouldn't appear, and there is nothing far-fetched in the reading.
This is very miraculous, so miraculous that Gou Xiaoliang can't understand it.
"Could it be that some master hacker didn't like the Third Young Master, so he hacked Qidian's database and randomly tampered with "Douluo Dalu", the most popular novel on the Internet, in order to disgust the Third Young Master?"
After restarting the phone, he still saw the same content. Gou Xiaoliang, who confirmed that it was not his own phone problem, made such a guess in his heart.
But then he thought again: This shouldn't be, I heard that creatures like hackers are all linear thinking guys, they see everything straight and straight, and it is impossible to write such a plot of a novel with twists and turns.
Besides, what's the use of tampering with "Douluo Dalu" on Qidian's mobile client? I don't know if the physical version of this novel has sold tens of millions of copies. Can hackers tamper with all the physical versions?
Thinking of this, Gou Xiaoliang suddenly wanted to get up from the bed and look for the complete set of "Douluo Continent" he bought, to make sure that he remembered correctly, there is no possibility of funny spiders in the book.
This idea only appeared in his mind for a moment and then disappeared.
For a senior otaku who can sit but never stand, and can lie down and never sit, it is better to leave it to others to get up and search for novels that are not so easy to find.
Gou Xiaoliang cut out the starting point reading app, opened WeChat, and made a WeChat call to his friend Hammer.
"Fuck me, Gou Xiaoliang, you bastard, you don't even look at what time it is, it's already past 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, call me hammer!"
The sound of the hammer sounded annoyed, obviously out of bed.
Gou Xiaoliang smiled and said, "I'm calling hammer hammer."
"roll roll roll……"
The sound of hammers interrupted Gou Xiaoliang's playful smile, "I stayed up all night last night, and stayed up all day yesterday, and just fell asleep for a while, your grandson is fine, don't disturb me, that's it, hang up!"
He was a bit out of line when he spoke, and he seemed to be very sleepy.
But Gou Xiaoliang would not let this buddy go just because Hammer dozed off. When he heard Hammer wanted to hang up the phone, he hurriedly yelled on the phone: "Don't hang up, I'll tell you something serious happened!"
"What happened?" Hammer raised his voice a few degrees, obviously interested. "What's the big deal, tomorrow is the end of the world, or is your grandson looking for a girlfriend?"
"With you here, how can I find a girlfriend?" Gou Xiaoliang smiled and responded to Hammer's teasing, "Let me tell you, you first open the Qidian Reading app on your mobile phone."
"Damn it, smelly glass, I don't want to be your boyfriend." Hammer unceremoniously expressed contempt for Gou Xiaoliang's sexual orientation, but he didn't stop, and opened the starting point to read according to Gou Xiaoliang's prompt.
"What's the big deal? It has something to do with the starting point?"
"Let me tell you, I noticed a strange thing when I watched "Douluo Dalu" just now."
Gou Xiaoliang briefly recounted the clip of the funny spider that he saw to Hammer, "You say it's strange, I clearly remember that it was a normal storyline, how could a spider with a funny expression pack appear suddenly? ?”
The sound of the hammer stopped for a moment, and then complained in a louder voice: "Gou Xiaoliang, you grandson, did you stay up in the middle of the night to tease me? What you are talking about is a normal storyline. Where are the funny emoticon spiders? "
"Ah?" Gou Xiaoliang exclaimed, and then looked at his mobile phone again to confirm that he was not mistaken, and that the spider did indeed appear in the book.
"Hammer, look again. It's really just a normal plot, and there is no spider?"
"No, no, is it necessary for me to lie to you?"
Now Gou Xiaoliang was not calm anymore, he hurriedly got up and dug out the physical novel of "Douluo Dalu" that he treasured, and found the plot of the funny spider appearing in the same chapter.
"Hammer, look for the "Douluo Dalu" you bought. There is indeed a plot where spiders appear on my side, even in the physical book."
After a while, there was the sound of a hammer rummaging through boxes and cabinets, followed by his suspicious voice, "Gou Xiaoliang, are you sure you're not tricking me? There are no funny emoji spiders in this book. We've read them hundreds of times. Normal plot?!"
"This, how is this possible!"
Gou Xiaoliang exclaimed with some horror: "Why is it that the plot of the story I read here is completely different from before, and it is also different from yours? What is going on? Am I crazy?"
(End of this chapter)
Luke could understand human speech.
This is inevitable.
Although he is now in the form of a human-faced spider, he is still a human being in essence, and it must be natural for him to understand other people's speech.
This point has already been verified when he walked out of the Star Dou Great Forest, met his first soul master, and heard that he was going to hunt him down.
Since then, Luke, who knew the identity of his prey, has been carefully avoiding all the humans he saw, especially those soul masters with various strange abilities.
It's not that he's afraid of those soul masters.
If the firepower is fully fired, he will not be afraid of three or five ordinary soul masters coming, and he can still bring his army of manifestations to get them down one by one.
But Luke knew very well that after leaving the range of the Star Dou Forest, it would be very difficult for him to find a chance to fully fire.
There are people everywhere, and he has created a large army of concrete objects. Is it not enough to be eye-catching and troublesome enough?
Another one is that it takes a lot of energy to realize an army, and outside of the Star Dou Forest where it is difficult to get energy to replenish, he will lose money by doing so.
Devouring human soul masters to replenish their source power?
impossible.
[Swallowing Sky System] There is no such option, and Luke has no interest in that either.
After all, he is still a human being, and he can't do something like cannibalism.
Bringing the topic back, Luke can understand human speech, but he can't understand the nonsense of the two people in front of him.
An uncle with a vicissitudes of life and a lonely expression, and an obviously unusual child with a strange lavender light in his pupils, what are the two guys talking about?
What does "this spider is funny" mean?
They are clearly disguising themselves seriously and blending into the surrounding forest environment. How can it be funny?
……
Luke's [Master of Disguise] skill is very effective. It can suppress his own breath, and change his body color and shape, completely blending into the surrounding environment.
The master's martial spirit with a very sensitive sense of smell - Luo Sanpao failed to detect Luke's presence.
In its perception, Luke and his spider webs are no different from ordinary branches, and they can't perceive anything strange at all.
As for that funny funny face, it couldn't read it.
No matter how spiritual Luo Sanpao is, after all, it is not human, and it is impossible for humans to have the ability to understand the meaning of abstract human faces.
As for Luke, even though his eyesight was strengthened by the skill of [Elementary Vision Enhancement], he was able to spot the master and Tang San a long way in advance, and used the skill of [Master of Disguise] to disguise himself.
But he couldn't see his back, and didn't know that the funny-looking smiling face on his back had already betrayed him very conspicuously in the eyes of the humans who saw him.
The human-faced spider should have the pattern of a human face on its body.
Luke naturally understands this, but he never imagined that the face pattern on his back turned out to be such a funny and funny smiling face.
……
Gou Xiaoliang spent a long time, but still couldn't figure out why a spider that shouldn't exist suddenly appeared in the good "Douluo Dalu" novel, or a weird spider with a funny smiley expression pack.
If it's just a typo in the chapter, that's fine, he can understand, after all, things like the Internet are not so reliable, and occasionally there will be bugs.
But in the book, the master and Tang San are still interacting with the spider that shouldn't appear, and there is nothing far-fetched in the reading.
This is very miraculous, so miraculous that Gou Xiaoliang can't understand it.
"Could it be that some master hacker didn't like the Third Young Master, so he hacked Qidian's database and randomly tampered with "Douluo Dalu", the most popular novel on the Internet, in order to disgust the Third Young Master?"
After restarting the phone, he still saw the same content. Gou Xiaoliang, who confirmed that it was not his own phone problem, made such a guess in his heart.
But then he thought again: This shouldn't be, I heard that creatures like hackers are all linear thinking guys, they see everything straight and straight, and it is impossible to write such a plot of a novel with twists and turns.
Besides, what's the use of tampering with "Douluo Dalu" on Qidian's mobile client? I don't know if the physical version of this novel has sold tens of millions of copies. Can hackers tamper with all the physical versions?
Thinking of this, Gou Xiaoliang suddenly wanted to get up from the bed and look for the complete set of "Douluo Continent" he bought, to make sure that he remembered correctly, there is no possibility of funny spiders in the book.
This idea only appeared in his mind for a moment and then disappeared.
For a senior otaku who can sit but never stand, and can lie down and never sit, it is better to leave it to others to get up and search for novels that are not so easy to find.
Gou Xiaoliang cut out the starting point reading app, opened WeChat, and made a WeChat call to his friend Hammer.
"Fuck me, Gou Xiaoliang, you bastard, you don't even look at what time it is, it's already past 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, call me hammer!"
The sound of the hammer sounded annoyed, obviously out of bed.
Gou Xiaoliang smiled and said, "I'm calling hammer hammer."
"roll roll roll……"
The sound of hammers interrupted Gou Xiaoliang's playful smile, "I stayed up all night last night, and stayed up all day yesterday, and just fell asleep for a while, your grandson is fine, don't disturb me, that's it, hang up!"
He was a bit out of line when he spoke, and he seemed to be very sleepy.
But Gou Xiaoliang would not let this buddy go just because Hammer dozed off. When he heard Hammer wanted to hang up the phone, he hurriedly yelled on the phone: "Don't hang up, I'll tell you something serious happened!"
"What happened?" Hammer raised his voice a few degrees, obviously interested. "What's the big deal, tomorrow is the end of the world, or is your grandson looking for a girlfriend?"
"With you here, how can I find a girlfriend?" Gou Xiaoliang smiled and responded to Hammer's teasing, "Let me tell you, you first open the Qidian Reading app on your mobile phone."
"Damn it, smelly glass, I don't want to be your boyfriend." Hammer unceremoniously expressed contempt for Gou Xiaoliang's sexual orientation, but he didn't stop, and opened the starting point to read according to Gou Xiaoliang's prompt.
"What's the big deal? It has something to do with the starting point?"
"Let me tell you, I noticed a strange thing when I watched "Douluo Dalu" just now."
Gou Xiaoliang briefly recounted the clip of the funny spider that he saw to Hammer, "You say it's strange, I clearly remember that it was a normal storyline, how could a spider with a funny expression pack appear suddenly? ?”
The sound of the hammer stopped for a moment, and then complained in a louder voice: "Gou Xiaoliang, you grandson, did you stay up in the middle of the night to tease me? What you are talking about is a normal storyline. Where are the funny emoticon spiders? "
"Ah?" Gou Xiaoliang exclaimed, and then looked at his mobile phone again to confirm that he was not mistaken, and that the spider did indeed appear in the book.
"Hammer, look again. It's really just a normal plot, and there is no spider?"
"No, no, is it necessary for me to lie to you?"
Now Gou Xiaoliang was not calm anymore, he hurriedly got up and dug out the physical novel of "Douluo Dalu" that he treasured, and found the plot of the funny spider appearing in the same chapter.
"Hammer, look for the "Douluo Dalu" you bought. There is indeed a plot where spiders appear on my side, even in the physical book."
After a while, there was the sound of a hammer rummaging through boxes and cabinets, followed by his suspicious voice, "Gou Xiaoliang, are you sure you're not tricking me? There are no funny emoji spiders in this book. We've read them hundreds of times. Normal plot?!"
"This, how is this possible!"
Gou Xiaoliang exclaimed with some horror: "Why is it that the plot of the story I read here is completely different from before, and it is also different from yours? What is going on? Am I crazy?"
(End of this chapter)
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