Quick Time Travel: I'm the Villain's Goldfinger

Chapter 209 Village Bully Dad 8
how about it?
it's embarrassing...

Erdan stood directly beside Yun Yuxuan, "Dad! I'll help you prepare dry food for going down the mountain tomorrow!"

"..." Yun Yuxuan's head was full of black lines, and she was also drunk when someone chased after her and called her father.

Da Zhuang quit, "It's agreed that I'll take the big girl down the mountain tomorrow! Erdan, what's the matter with you?"

Er Dan waved his fist at Da Zhuang, "You can't beat me! Anyway, I will accompany Dad down the mountain tomorrow!"

Da Zhuang was also stunned by Erdan's shamelessness.

Why do these two eggs really have a father in one bite?
Da Zhuang scratched his head, "Big sister! Why don't you look at Aunt Liu? She tricked you two here, why don't you beat Aunt Liu to vent your anger?"

Yun Yuxuan shook her head with a smile. She still doesn't want to tell these people that they are going to call the police and arrest Aunt Liu and Aunt Miao.

Otherwise, the people in the village may have to blow their hair again.

Er Dan pushed Da Zhuang, "Why are you like this? How can my dad be that narrow-minded person? A mere Aunt Liu! How can my dad teach me a lesson? I'll go!"

"..." This bastard, I'm afraid he can do anything in order to win favor.

Yun Yuxuan shook his head helplessly, "Okay, then the bastard can go. I'll call you down the mountain early tomorrow morning."

Erdan straightened her back, "There's no need for Dad to call me! I'll come to Dad's house tomorrow morning!"

"……Row."

Yun Yuxuan really didn't know what to say to be chased and called daddy by a fool.

After returning to the room with Deng Shuang, Deng Shuang covered her stomach and bent over laughing, "Sister! Hahahaha! It's so funny!"

"..."

Fine.

Just laugh, what can there be?

My own villain, amused by myself...

"Senior sister! Are you really stupid when you say this bastard? He actually chased you and called you Dad!"

"..." Maybe it's really stupid.

Ordinary people really can't do this kind of thing.

Deng Shuang supported Yun Yuxuan's shoulder with one hand, "I'm very curious now, we will report the crime tomorrow, and the police will see the dick calling you daddy, what will be the reaction!"

"..." What else could be the reaction?
The police probably think that the douchebag is not normal, right?
Yun Yuxuan didn't even have time to go out to the village to look for the lunch and evening meals, they were all delivered to the door by bastards.

It made Deng Shuang tease Yun Yuxuan for accepting a good and filial apprentice.

Filial piety……

Early the next morning, Erdan knocked on Yun Yuxuan's door before dawn.

"..." Is this bastard too aggressive?
Just so desperate to live in town?
"Sister? You say bastard, why are you so eager to go to town?"

Yun Yuxuan shook her head, she didn't look at what Erdan was thinking, and didn't bother to look at it, "Maybe it's young people's yearning for the outside world?"

Deng Shuang tilted her head, "Then we go to the town and hand over the bastard to the police?"

Yun Yuxuan nodded, "That's right, why don't we take him to school?"

"..." This is unnecessary.

Deng Shuang could even imagine that if the senior sister brought this big bastard to school, and the dick would eat a father, maybe the school would be ruined!
"What's more, don't we still have to go to that MLM organization?"

"Yes!" Deng Shuang nodded fiercely, and took the bastard to fight, what is this called?

The two quickly tidied up, and there was nothing to bring, so they went out directly.

As soon as the door was opened, Erdan stretched out his hand and handed them each a big pancake, "Here you go! Have something to eat in the morning, so we can go down the mountain!"

"...Well, it's okay." Deng Shuang took Yun Yuxuan's cake and handed it to Yun Yuxuan.

Yun Yuxuan took a bite, it wasn't very tasty, but very filling.

"Father! Let's go down the mountain now! Going down the mountain now, we can still catch up with lunch!"

"……"have lunch?

Yun Yuxuan looked at Erdan, "Do you have money to eat?"

Erdan scratched his head, "I don't know if it's expensive or not, I don't have much money. I've only been to the town once, and my dad took me there, and I ate fried rice once, it was delicious!"

"……fried rice?"

Erdan nodded, "That's right! It's fried rice, it's really delicious! I still remember where that fried rice is! I've wanted to eat it again for so many years! Finally I have a chance!"

"How much money did you bring?"

Erdan counted his banknotes and was very proud, "It's more than 800! This is what my dad left me when he passed away!"

"..." It's so miserable, I have saved more than 800 in my life.

Fried rice is enough to eat, but Yun Yuxuan really can't bear to eat the rice invited by Erdan.

This kid, let's not say anything honestly, he just invited the two of them to dinner with just that little money...

Yun Yuxuan looked at Erdan, "Okay, let's go down the mountain! Go eat early."

"Ok!"

Erdan led the way all the way, but the road was not easy, so Yun Yuxuan had to carefully support Deng Shuang.

Going up is easy, going down is hard.

It's easy to accidentally slip one foot and the whole person will roll down the mountain.

Erdan didn't have much trouble walking, "The children in our village have grown up on the mountain road here! They are used to it! Besides, when we were young, we often sneaked down the mountain to the town! At that time, I I remember that there seemed to be another child who ran away and lost, and I don’t know what happened afterwards.”

Since going down the mountain is not that strenuous for them, "Then why don't you come down the mountain often?"

Er Dan sighed, "Oh! You don't have to spend money when you go down the mountain? Besides, when you grow up, you won't be as mischievous as you were when you were young, and you don't want to come down often."

so...

"Then why do you want to follow us down the mountain this time?"

Er Dan smiled wryly, "Oh! What else can I do? My father was there before, and I had to take care of him. Now that my father is gone, why should I stay in the village! Do you want my child to be with me? Is it the same as being trapped in the mountains and dying of poverty?"

Deng Shuang curled her lips, and couldn't help complaining, "You don't even have a wife, and you still think about your children?"

Are you thinking too much?
In terms of the custom of their village daughters-in-law buying them, when the state strengthens supervision in the future, they may not be able to buy daughters-in-law!

Then their village is really going to be wiped out?

Erdan came helplessly, "Hey! Can you judge me? There is no daughter-in-law on the mountain, and I have no money to buy it, but I am going down the mountain! Maybe I will marry a wife soon!"

"..." Deng Shuang wanted to say, you think too much!
How many bachelors are there in the country?

Why did the little girl fall in love with him?
Is it because he is stupid?
Along the way, there is a treasure like Erdan, which is not very boring, and it is a blink of an eye to go down the mountain.

At the end, Deng Shuang couldn't move anymore. It was still Yun Yuxuan who dragged his feet halfway, and finally carried all the way, and the group went down the mountain.

Er Dan, who was walking in the front, pointed to the faint buildings in front of him, "Here we are! Do you see that? We are in town!"

(End of this chapter)