Fast Transmigration Koi: The villain boss is a bit cowardly
Chapter 99 Cute, I want to poke!
Chapter 99 Cute, I want to poke!
"Host, are you alright?"
Ten minutes have passed since the host saw his appearance.She still stared blankly at herself in the mirror, motionless.
The little ground jumped anxiously, but the host ignored it, so it could only be anxious.
#What if the host is stupid when half of the task is done?urgent!Wait online! #
Yinli moved his body a little, and Xiaodibeng just let out a groundhog scream, and then found that he was blocked.
"..." To be reasonable, it cannot be blamed for this matter.
Yinli has recovered from the blow, from the most beautiful flower god in the six worlds to her current appearance, she is broken, after all, she is a complete face control.
Everyone likes to pursue beautiful things, let alone her.
She can be ugly, but she can't be so depraved.
The woman in front of her was as fat as a pig, weighing more than 250 kilograms, and the facial features of a face were almost invisible, all of which were squeezed together by flesh, and her chin covered her neck, which was not long at all.
His skin was sallow and acne-prone, Yinli looked at this face once, but he didn't dare to look at it a second time.
Immediately, Yinli buckled the bronze mirror, and then slapped his own hand.
——Call you cheap!Call you cheap!
Yinli sat on the kang with nothing to love, and was about to lie down when he suddenly met He Bi's opened eyes: "Are you awake?" Give her an inheritance?
"Who are you?" His voice was very soft and clear, and he looked like a frail scholar.
Yinli only showed a pair of eyes: "I am your daughter-in-law who just got married." The kind of daughter-in-law who wants to inherit your inheritance!
"What, what cough, cough!" His pupils shrank slightly, and he coughed excitedly.
Yinli quickly moved his butt to the side of his head, put down one hand and reached into the bed, and breathed for him on his chest: "Don't get excited, I'm really your wife, I can't run away, and I won't run away."
He Bi...
He Bi's cough got worse.
He even coughed up He Yi from the outside.
Yinli stood outside the door, the door was closed, he could clearly hear He Yi's earnest persuasion and He Bi's voice of refusal.
"..." In this life, she was more thoroughly rejected by the inheritance.
He Yi talked about everything, and besides, he got married, so He Bi had no choice but to accept his fate. Whether his health will be good or not is another matter.
……
After the people outside had finished their meal, He Yi didn't mind, he carried his hoe and told Yinli a few words before going out to work.
Yinli looked at his dirty clothes, and said to He Bi who was lying on the kang, "Husband, I have no clothes, can you lend me your clothes?"
"Don't call me husband!"
"That Zhuang Zhuang, can you lend me your clothes?"
"Who, who told you that my name is Zhuangzhuang!" He Bi coughed excitedly again, and in a blink of an eye, his face was covered with red clouds.
Yinli had no choice but to please him again, but the latter wanted to slap her paw away, but he didn't have the strength.
After he calmed down, Yinli said, "It was my father who told me."
"That's my dad!"
"Yeah, your father." Yinli perfunctory, "So can you lend me the clothes?"
"Dirty! How can you wear men's clothes as a woman!"
"Thank you then." Yinli got up on her own, and picked out a piece of clothing from the wooden box. Seeing that He Bi was so angry that she couldn't speak, she added: "You are not another man, you are me. Husband, what's wrong with my clothes?"
In the previous plane, the biggest skill Yinli learned was shamelessness!
……
It's summer now, Yinli didn't boil hot water, and took a shower with cold water, so her body wasn't so sticky.
She went back to the house wearing He Bi's clothes, and seeing He Bi's eyes closed, she quietly got on the kang.
"Don't get so close to me!"
"Oh."
The kang is very big, Yinli moved to the far side, climbed onto the bed, and lay down on the bed leisurely.
He Bi didn't know why he didn't feel sleepy today, he couldn't fall asleep while lying on the bed, the woman next to him was breathing loudly, which disturbed him even more.
"Hi, your name is He Yinli?"
Since childhood, his world was almost at home, and he never had playmates or went out.His mother died early, and his father left early and returned late to work to make money because of his physical problems. He was always accompanied by books.
At this moment there is a person beside him, lying not far from him, the mood is really complicated.
Yinli turned to face him, said with a sweet smile, "Yes, you can call me Xiaolili."
It's a pity that there is no sweet feeling on that face at all, only a big face full of fat with invisible eyes.
"Are all the women outside as vulgar as you are Meng Lang?" He Bi's impression of women comes from books and his mother.
She's not pretty, but she's definitely not ugly either. She has a gentle and virtuous personality, speaks softly and drizzles, scolding people like the lady next door, and chasing her child all over the place with a broom. She should be a minority.
Yinli nodded: "That's right, I'm just average. If women outside see a good-looking man, they will jump on him directly." She compared the distance between the two, "Look at me, I'm so close to you." For your wife, you said not to be so close to you, I will go to the farthest place immediately, if other women..."
She gave He Bi a meaningful look.
--snort!Tell you to despise me!
——I want you to know that I am actually the best woman in the world.
At this moment, Yinli embarked on the road of blacking out women to death, completely forgetting his principle of not lying.
He Bi was really frightened, but he still couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? That's not what it says in the book."
"It is better to travel ten thousand miles than to read ten thousand tired books. How can you believe everything in the book?"
He Bi was startled: "Isn't it better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of tired books?" He raised his eyes, "That's a good statement, but I'm in such a dilapidated body that I'm afraid I won't have the chance to go out."
"You want to go out?"
"Of course I want to." He Bi narrowed his eyes, "It's a pity that my father won't agree."
When he was young, he also went out once, and he fell seriously ill when he came back. He vaguely remembered that day he just followed his father to the field stalks, and he was playing with water beside him, very happy.
Yinli hurriedly crawled towards him, He Bi was startled, pulled the quilt tightly, and panicked: "What are you doing?"
"How about I secretly take you out tomorrow?"
He Bi's eyes lit up: "Is it possible?"
"Of course! Let's go to the mountains. If you go further, you will not have enough energy."
"Okay, my dad can't let my father find out about this."
"rest assured."
The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.
Yinli looked at his pretty face, his hands were very itchy.
——Cute, want to poke!
When it was completely dark, He Yi came back.
He took a rabbit he got from somewhere, and made a big pot of rabbit meat at night, almost all of it went into Yinli's stomach.As for He Bi, he wanted a light diet, and seeing Yinli's food so delicious, he couldn't help swallowing.
Yinli didn't want to eat free food, so he offered to do the dishes, but He Yi didn't refuse, he dragged He Bi into the house, and told him, "Zhuang Zhuang, I think Yinli is a bit stronger, but he can eat some food." , but it can be seen that she has a good heart and is a lucky person. You can get out of bed as soon as she arrives, so you should live a good life with her."
(End of this chapter)
"Host, are you alright?"
Ten minutes have passed since the host saw his appearance.She still stared blankly at herself in the mirror, motionless.
The little ground jumped anxiously, but the host ignored it, so it could only be anxious.
#What if the host is stupid when half of the task is done?urgent!Wait online! #
Yinli moved his body a little, and Xiaodibeng just let out a groundhog scream, and then found that he was blocked.
"..." To be reasonable, it cannot be blamed for this matter.
Yinli has recovered from the blow, from the most beautiful flower god in the six worlds to her current appearance, she is broken, after all, she is a complete face control.
Everyone likes to pursue beautiful things, let alone her.
She can be ugly, but she can't be so depraved.
The woman in front of her was as fat as a pig, weighing more than 250 kilograms, and the facial features of a face were almost invisible, all of which were squeezed together by flesh, and her chin covered her neck, which was not long at all.
His skin was sallow and acne-prone, Yinli looked at this face once, but he didn't dare to look at it a second time.
Immediately, Yinli buckled the bronze mirror, and then slapped his own hand.
——Call you cheap!Call you cheap!
Yinli sat on the kang with nothing to love, and was about to lie down when he suddenly met He Bi's opened eyes: "Are you awake?" Give her an inheritance?
"Who are you?" His voice was very soft and clear, and he looked like a frail scholar.
Yinli only showed a pair of eyes: "I am your daughter-in-law who just got married." The kind of daughter-in-law who wants to inherit your inheritance!
"What, what cough, cough!" His pupils shrank slightly, and he coughed excitedly.
Yinli quickly moved his butt to the side of his head, put down one hand and reached into the bed, and breathed for him on his chest: "Don't get excited, I'm really your wife, I can't run away, and I won't run away."
He Bi...
He Bi's cough got worse.
He even coughed up He Yi from the outside.
Yinli stood outside the door, the door was closed, he could clearly hear He Yi's earnest persuasion and He Bi's voice of refusal.
"..." In this life, she was more thoroughly rejected by the inheritance.
He Yi talked about everything, and besides, he got married, so He Bi had no choice but to accept his fate. Whether his health will be good or not is another matter.
……
After the people outside had finished their meal, He Yi didn't mind, he carried his hoe and told Yinli a few words before going out to work.
Yinli looked at his dirty clothes, and said to He Bi who was lying on the kang, "Husband, I have no clothes, can you lend me your clothes?"
"Don't call me husband!"
"That Zhuang Zhuang, can you lend me your clothes?"
"Who, who told you that my name is Zhuangzhuang!" He Bi coughed excitedly again, and in a blink of an eye, his face was covered with red clouds.
Yinli had no choice but to please him again, but the latter wanted to slap her paw away, but he didn't have the strength.
After he calmed down, Yinli said, "It was my father who told me."
"That's my dad!"
"Yeah, your father." Yinli perfunctory, "So can you lend me the clothes?"
"Dirty! How can you wear men's clothes as a woman!"
"Thank you then." Yinli got up on her own, and picked out a piece of clothing from the wooden box. Seeing that He Bi was so angry that she couldn't speak, she added: "You are not another man, you are me. Husband, what's wrong with my clothes?"
In the previous plane, the biggest skill Yinli learned was shamelessness!
……
It's summer now, Yinli didn't boil hot water, and took a shower with cold water, so her body wasn't so sticky.
She went back to the house wearing He Bi's clothes, and seeing He Bi's eyes closed, she quietly got on the kang.
"Don't get so close to me!"
"Oh."
The kang is very big, Yinli moved to the far side, climbed onto the bed, and lay down on the bed leisurely.
He Bi didn't know why he didn't feel sleepy today, he couldn't fall asleep while lying on the bed, the woman next to him was breathing loudly, which disturbed him even more.
"Hi, your name is He Yinli?"
Since childhood, his world was almost at home, and he never had playmates or went out.His mother died early, and his father left early and returned late to work to make money because of his physical problems. He was always accompanied by books.
At this moment there is a person beside him, lying not far from him, the mood is really complicated.
Yinli turned to face him, said with a sweet smile, "Yes, you can call me Xiaolili."
It's a pity that there is no sweet feeling on that face at all, only a big face full of fat with invisible eyes.
"Are all the women outside as vulgar as you are Meng Lang?" He Bi's impression of women comes from books and his mother.
She's not pretty, but she's definitely not ugly either. She has a gentle and virtuous personality, speaks softly and drizzles, scolding people like the lady next door, and chasing her child all over the place with a broom. She should be a minority.
Yinli nodded: "That's right, I'm just average. If women outside see a good-looking man, they will jump on him directly." She compared the distance between the two, "Look at me, I'm so close to you." For your wife, you said not to be so close to you, I will go to the farthest place immediately, if other women..."
She gave He Bi a meaningful look.
--snort!Tell you to despise me!
——I want you to know that I am actually the best woman in the world.
At this moment, Yinli embarked on the road of blacking out women to death, completely forgetting his principle of not lying.
He Bi was really frightened, but he still couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? That's not what it says in the book."
"It is better to travel ten thousand miles than to read ten thousand tired books. How can you believe everything in the book?"
He Bi was startled: "Isn't it better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of tired books?" He raised his eyes, "That's a good statement, but I'm in such a dilapidated body that I'm afraid I won't have the chance to go out."
"You want to go out?"
"Of course I want to." He Bi narrowed his eyes, "It's a pity that my father won't agree."
When he was young, he also went out once, and he fell seriously ill when he came back. He vaguely remembered that day he just followed his father to the field stalks, and he was playing with water beside him, very happy.
Yinli hurriedly crawled towards him, He Bi was startled, pulled the quilt tightly, and panicked: "What are you doing?"
"How about I secretly take you out tomorrow?"
He Bi's eyes lit up: "Is it possible?"
"Of course! Let's go to the mountains. If you go further, you will not have enough energy."
"Okay, my dad can't let my father find out about this."
"rest assured."
The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.
Yinli looked at his pretty face, his hands were very itchy.
——Cute, want to poke!
When it was completely dark, He Yi came back.
He took a rabbit he got from somewhere, and made a big pot of rabbit meat at night, almost all of it went into Yinli's stomach.As for He Bi, he wanted a light diet, and seeing Yinli's food so delicious, he couldn't help swallowing.
Yinli didn't want to eat free food, so he offered to do the dishes, but He Yi didn't refuse, he dragged He Bi into the house, and told him, "Zhuang Zhuang, I think Yinli is a bit stronger, but he can eat some food." , but it can be seen that she has a good heart and is a lucky person. You can get out of bed as soon as she arrives, so you should live a good life with her."
(End of this chapter)
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