Quick time travel villain god is a bit skinny

Chapter 32: Give the domineering president some extra material (33)

A murder caused by a stinky fart!
Boss Ba made a fool of himself under the eyes of everyone, and he didn't care about arguing with Ling Xiao, so he ordered his bodyguards to clear the way for him.

Under the tough tactics of the bodyguards, Mr. Ba successfully got rid of those media reporters who were chasing and intercepting him.

Ling Xiao originally wanted to go back to the graduate student's office, but unexpectedly, the room smelled so bad that it was impossible to stay for a long time.

Boss Ba left Zhu Ling'er and left alone.

The reason is quite simple. When President Ba was farting just now, he could see a gleam of disgust on Zhu Linger's face.

He has always been the only one who looks down on others, Li Yifeng.

When is it someone else's turn to despise him and despise him?
Even if the other party is his childhood sweetheart and perfect bed partner...it won't work!

Today's show is over.

Ling Xiao turned around to leave, but was chased by Zhu Linger, who blocked the door rather forcefully.

Those media reporters did not disperse.

Seeing this scene, everyone immediately started imagining the scene of the ex-girlfriend and the current girlfriend fighting in public.

Zhu Ling'er was worried that she couldn't step on the white lotus.

At this time, she found that all the melon-eating reporters were burning with gossip, and she suddenly had a more vicious idea in her heart.

"Ling Xiao, why did you fight Yifeng?"

"He helped you get rid of the crime regardless of past suspicions, but what happened to you? But in turn, he retaliated?"

"You want to make achievements in your major and write the best quality professional papers. You can't help but plagiarize and fake. But I know that you are still a good girl at heart. Everyone knows that you didn't mean it!"

This is Zhu Linger's old routine, it depends on whether you will fall or not!

Ling Xiao's response was very simple, with a left uppercut, Zhu Linger's nose was bruised and her face was swollen.

"You! You! You are simply unreasonable!"

Ling Xiao said with a cold face: "You slander my reputation in public, this is what I call self-defense."

Zhu Ling'er covered her bleeding nose, and pitifully complained to the melon-eating reporters.

"Everyone understands, what did I say wrong?"

"Wang Lingxiao's dissertation is falsified. This matter has been reviewed and punished by the Graduate Office of Qinghai University..."

Those melon-eating reporters excitedly raised their microphones and cameras, ready to go back and make entertainment headlines.

however……

Zhu Ling'er suddenly felt a dull pain in her stomach.

Then poof!
She actually followed in Li Yifeng's footsteps in public and let out a very loud fart!

What about the image of a lady from a famous family?
Ling Xiao couldn't help being happy.

Xiaoqiang, the butt should be renamed Pipidan!

Mr. System: As long as you are happy.

With the special effects of the elementary props, preserved eggs, Zhu Linger could only escape in embarrassment.

Of course, the matter of Wang Lingxiao's thesis fraud was kept in mind by media reporters.

Then media reporters asked the postgraduate office for confirmation, but they could only get an ambiguous answer.

The director is an old fritter, he can tell that Wang Lingxiao doesn't look like that kind of weak and incompetent girl.

At the critical moment, she might give the Overlord a heart attack!
The special effect of the preserved egg was really unexpected, and it lasted for more than half a month.

Then Mr. Ba and Zhu Linger fart uncontrollably on various occasions and at various time periods!
In the conference room, the aloof President Ba is presiding over the meeting.

In the restaurant, the flamboyant and affectionate President Ba is having a romantic dinner with Zhu Linger.

In the luxury villa, President Ba is discussing marriage with Li Qiong.

The stinky farts come when they say they come, and they are hard to guard against!
Mr. Ba was so exhausted by the special effects of Pi Pi Pi Dan that he could only listen to Li Qiong's suggestion in the end.

On weekends, he drove Zhu Ling'er to Jiulong Temple in the suburb of Qinghai to find monks to exorcise him!

But honestly, the monk said, this is flatulence, and the digestive function is blocked, so I should go to the hospital.

Then President Ba was vaguely described by media reporters as...

Fart!

A month later, the special effects of preserved eggs ended.

President Ba and Zhu Ling'er finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It feels like sending away a plague god.

Next, Mr. Ba continued to deal with Ling Xiao, except for hiring water soldiers and Heizi who spared no effort to spread rumors.

The falsification of the thesis, at the behest of Mr. Ba, continued to ferment on the public media and the Internet.

Ling Xiao waited for the opportunity, and didn't intend to pay attention to it.

But I don't know who it is, counterattacked for her on the Internet, and took out a series of real hammers.

For example, Ling Xiao listened carefully to the lectures in the School of Computer Science, and was praised and appreciated by Professor Zhang every time he handed in his homework.

Professor Zhang praised each other in public in the classroom, he is a highly talented professional.

These video evidences were generously placed on the Internet by the people for identification purposes only.

But helpless... Ba Zong and Zhu Linger have many methods, and their tricks are constantly refurbished.

Ling Xiao asked Lan Yu to go shopping, have dinner and watch a movie together.

While cultivating feelings, find happiness for the villain male god.

Midnight movies, horror movies.

Lan Yu's nerves were tense, and he would close his eyes in fright when he encountered a bloody and frightening scene or heard a terrifying and eerie soundtrack.

Then he grabbed Ling Xiao's Rou Yi tightly.

It's like a drowning person finally grasping a life-saving straw.

Ling Xiao was a little impatient at first.

I really want to put down my burden and leave.

But Xiaoqiang jumped out in time to stop it, saying that the wounded heart of the villain male god needs to be healed.

Just watching a ghost movie...

How did you get injured?

"Those plasma and brains are all fake. Maybe they are ordinary ketchup and salad dressing." Ling Xiao said with a serious face: "And those sick bodies with severed limbs and incomplete bodies are just props for acting."

Lan Yu was frightened by the terrifying atmosphere, and he was embarrassed when he heard this.

"That sandwich you had this morning had that ketchup in it."

Seeing the other party's dazed expression, Ling Xiao reminded calmly.

Lan Yu: ...

Can you still have fun?

Watching movies is all about atmosphere and mood. If you see through everything, what fun can you find in watching movies?
Stinky woman!It really is an elm head!
hopeless!

Lan Yu turned around angrily and left, deciding to have a quarrel with Ling Xiao.

It's best to let her know that she also needs to be coaxed.

As a result, Ling Xiao felt that he had thrown off a burden.

Ling Xiao was about to drive away alone when he suddenly received an alarm from Xiaoqiang.

"Miss, Lan Yu went to a bar nearby, and it seems that someone has been following her."

When Ling Xiao arrived without haste, Lan Yu had already picked up the wine bottle and smashed the head of the guest who dared to covet him.

The point is, the other party is still a middle-aged local tycoon with a handsome appearance and a good figure...

All right!Rotten peach!

As long as the little guy doesn't like it, it must be... rotten peach blossoms!

The bar and the male guest who harassed Lan Yu demanded compensation from Lan Yu and apologized in public.

Lan Yu poked his neck, sneered at the male guest, and gave full play to his instinct of poisonous tongue.

The bar owner chose to call the police, but was interrupted by Ling Xiao who arrived in time.

"How much compensation?"

The bar owner was stunned for a moment: "This is a personal injury. Mr. Zhang's head injury is a bit serious. At least 50 yuan should be paid."

"This is a private price. If you are not convinced, can you go to the police station to have a chat?"

Ding Dong!

Ling Xiao took out his mobile phone, scanned the Alipay account number on the wall of the bar, and the transfer was successful.

The bar owner couldn't help giving a thumbs up in admiration.

The little girl is so stupid!
Lan Yu was so angry that she reached out and grabbed Ling Xiao and cursed: "You have a lot of money, right? How can you be cowardly at a time like this?"

Ling Xiao stroked Lan Yu's soft hair in a comforting manner, and motioned him to leave with him.

After half an hour.

Zhang Liao, the middle-aged local tyrant who harassed Lan Yu, got drunk and left by the back door of the bar alone.

Today, he was playing tricks, and if he was hit by a wine bottle, he could catch 50 cash as he wished...

Really cool!
After all, no one thinks too much money!
Unexpectedly, when he walked into the dark and cramped alley, someone suddenly covered his head with a black plastic bag.

Then there was a burst of punching and kicking.

Like a gust of wind and rain, it comes and goes quickly!

the next day.

The half-dead Zhang Liao was found lying in the alley with fractures all over his body, as if he had only his last breath left.

(End of this chapter)