Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president
Chapter 74 Congenital Insufficiency
Chapter 74 Congenital Insufficiency
Qiao Weizhong took a series of breathtakingly beautiful, artistic and creative photos of his mother's models. As soon as his mother was happy, she forgot about Qiao Weizhong's refusal to go on a blind date, so the economic sanctions Finish.
After Qiao Weizhong had money, he returned all the money he owed me.
As a thank you for my timely assistance, he invited me for coffee.
While drinking coffee, Qiao Weizhong said happily: "Calio is coming to City C. His company in Hong Kong has submitted a letter of resignation. Not long after, he will meet me in City C and stay here for a long time. gone."
I was happy for him: "Congratulations, you have lovers, you can finally meet!"
Qiao Weizhong was very excited, grinning silly and cheerfully.The mouth is so wide open, "the corners of the two mouths meet at the back of the head without the ears blocking it."
I asked him: "Qiao Weizhong, you said, is there such a thing as love in the world?"
Qiao Weizhong nodded, and said seriously: "Yes! Just like Calvary and I, it's love."
I said, "But your love is very different."
Qiao Weizhong said: "A different kind of love is also love."
I said: "A few days ago, I read an article on the Internet. There was a sentence in it that said: There is no love in the world. If there are too many people who talk about it, it seems that love will appear-in fact, this love is just an illusion!"
"No!" Qiao Weizhong insisted: "The love between Calvary and I is not an illusion, it's real love!"
"Okay!" I shrugged, "Believe in Jesus, and you will have eternal life!"
I'm not anti-gay.I once read an article, "Buddhism on Homosexuality": A pious person asked the Buddha: "Please tell me, can I fall in love with the same sex?"
Buddha asked: "Why not?"
People said: "But the world doesn't recognize it."
The Buddha said: "People in the world? That is because they don't know true love."
The man asked, "Really?"
The Buddha said: "Yes, let me tell you a fact. There was once a prince who came to the Buddha, but he couldn't resist the temptation of love and desire, and couldn't let go of the emotional package, because there was a girl who loved him very much. There is One day, he came to me and asked me what to do. I asked him if that woman really loved him, and he said yes, very much, no matter what happened. I told him that there is a The method can prove how much a woman loves him, and he did it, but in the end, he was very disappointed."
People puzzled: "How do you do it?"
The Buddha said: "Use my magical power to transform him into a woman. Then, the woman who loved him saw that he was no longer the handsome prince before, and left him with tears. What she loves is his person, not his heart." Buddha said.
The man understood, nodded and said, "I understand."
The Buddha said: "So, true love is no matter who the other party is. It is called true love. As long as there is true love, what is wrong? Status, age, and even gender are not important, important The most important thing is true love, and those who love him should love his heart even more."
People are curious: "Who is the prince you just mentioned?"
Buddha said: "Now the world calls him: Avalokitesvara."
I told Qiao Weizhong about this allusion, and Qiao Weizhong was very moved, and stepped forward to hug me: "Surala, thank you, thank you for understanding us so well."
I'm not anti-gay, but I don't know it.
It is said that curiosity kills cats. I held it in again and again, and finally I couldn't hold it anymore. I couldn't help but ask with a shy face: "Qiao Weizhong, you guys are gay—er, you men and men, what is it? What's the matter?"
"Su Lala, you haven't had that bed with your husband, have you?" Qiao Weizhong was angry, and glared at me: "Tell you, someday you will have that bed with him, what's going on with him , What happened to me and Calvary!"
"Then why are they the same?" I was dissatisfied, and blushed to distinguish: "There is always a difference between a man and a woman, a man and a man, isn't there?"
"Su Lala, if you don't believe me, you found a chance to convince your so-and-so husband, and then we found a place to roll the sheets together." Qiao Weizhong squinted at me: "Then practice and you will understand Is there any difference at all?"
"Qiao Weizhong, your thoughts are so dirty!" I scolded.
"It was you who thought dirty first, so I followed! It's up to me!" Qiao Weizhong yelled "Wow".
I hummed.
Qiao Weizhong took a sip of coffee, and it was his turn to kill the cat out of curiosity, and asked with a blink of an eye, "Sulala, you've lived under the same roof as your husband for so long, and you still haven't succeeded in hooking him up? "
I gave him a white look: "What hook/tick? Can you speak nicely?"
So Qiao Weizhong changed what he thought was nicer: "Su Lala, you've lived under the same roof with your husband for so long, haven't you succeeded in getting into his bed?"
I put a blank face: "No."
Qiao Weizhong wentssip again: "Did you really not give him that and that?"
I said, "No."
Qiao Weizhong was amazed, shook his head and said: "Su Lala, I really admire you, when will you be a virgin?" Then he looked at me and said again: "But Su Lala, I didn't hurt you, you Her facial features are really not very good, she is not a traditional beauty—— er, don’t stare at me, I’m telling the truth. But last time in Han Qingluo’s studio, you were handled by him, and you immediately changed from The ugly duckling has become a beautiful swan. If you are always as glamorous as that time, I don’t believe it. You can’t hook up your husband, and then you need to climb into his bed? He will automatically climb into you Is the bed okay?"
Huh?This seems to make sense.
It's really a word that wakes up the dreamer.
Qiao Weizhong said: "Men are always lustful, who doesn't like beautiful women?"
I deliberately hurt him: "You don't like it."
Qiao Weizhong glared at me: "Don't talk about me, I'll talk about your husband—"
I stared back at him: "He is a purebred Chinese, his name is not so long, his surname is Cheng, his first name is Yiming, not that one, what is his name, husband?"
Qiao Weizhong said: "Uh, I remember, his name is Cheng Yiming, isn't he? Is he a womanizer but not a man? Su Lala, let me tell you, all women's men like women who are seductive. Everyone knows the love of beauty, do you understand?" He taught me like he hated iron and steel: "Surala, look at your virtue, it doesn't matter if you are born with a lack of talent, but you are not good at the day after tomorrow. If you are willing to work hard, don’t you think you will die if you dress yourself up and contribute to the good appearance of the city? It’s no wonder that Cheng Yiming looks down on you, even if you throw yourself in his arms.”
I was listless and let out a long sigh: "It's not that I haven't tried hard—well, last time you went shopping with me, didn't you see with your own eyes that I spent a lot of money and corrupted my outfit? But the effect is not good. Obviously, no matter how hard you try to smear, flirt, show cuteness, play tricks, and be cute, it's useless. You can only evolve from an ugly duckling to an ordinary duckling, but the effect of a beautiful swan is far from enough .”
Qiao Weizhong despised me: "Su Lala, you are really stupid to say you are stupid! Han Qingluo can turn you into a beautiful swan, but you can't do it without a teacher. Wouldn't you go to steal a teacher to learn art?"
Steal a teacher to learn art!
I wondered, in order to turn myself into a beautiful swan, should I really go to that playboy Han Qingluo to steal a lesson?
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(End of this chapter)
Qiao Weizhong took a series of breathtakingly beautiful, artistic and creative photos of his mother's models. As soon as his mother was happy, she forgot about Qiao Weizhong's refusal to go on a blind date, so the economic sanctions Finish.
After Qiao Weizhong had money, he returned all the money he owed me.
As a thank you for my timely assistance, he invited me for coffee.
While drinking coffee, Qiao Weizhong said happily: "Calio is coming to City C. His company in Hong Kong has submitted a letter of resignation. Not long after, he will meet me in City C and stay here for a long time. gone."
I was happy for him: "Congratulations, you have lovers, you can finally meet!"
Qiao Weizhong was very excited, grinning silly and cheerfully.The mouth is so wide open, "the corners of the two mouths meet at the back of the head without the ears blocking it."
I asked him: "Qiao Weizhong, you said, is there such a thing as love in the world?"
Qiao Weizhong nodded, and said seriously: "Yes! Just like Calvary and I, it's love."
I said, "But your love is very different."
Qiao Weizhong said: "A different kind of love is also love."
I said: "A few days ago, I read an article on the Internet. There was a sentence in it that said: There is no love in the world. If there are too many people who talk about it, it seems that love will appear-in fact, this love is just an illusion!"
"No!" Qiao Weizhong insisted: "The love between Calvary and I is not an illusion, it's real love!"
"Okay!" I shrugged, "Believe in Jesus, and you will have eternal life!"
I'm not anti-gay.I once read an article, "Buddhism on Homosexuality": A pious person asked the Buddha: "Please tell me, can I fall in love with the same sex?"
Buddha asked: "Why not?"
People said: "But the world doesn't recognize it."
The Buddha said: "People in the world? That is because they don't know true love."
The man asked, "Really?"
The Buddha said: "Yes, let me tell you a fact. There was once a prince who came to the Buddha, but he couldn't resist the temptation of love and desire, and couldn't let go of the emotional package, because there was a girl who loved him very much. There is One day, he came to me and asked me what to do. I asked him if that woman really loved him, and he said yes, very much, no matter what happened. I told him that there is a The method can prove how much a woman loves him, and he did it, but in the end, he was very disappointed."
People puzzled: "How do you do it?"
The Buddha said: "Use my magical power to transform him into a woman. Then, the woman who loved him saw that he was no longer the handsome prince before, and left him with tears. What she loves is his person, not his heart." Buddha said.
The man understood, nodded and said, "I understand."
The Buddha said: "So, true love is no matter who the other party is. It is called true love. As long as there is true love, what is wrong? Status, age, and even gender are not important, important The most important thing is true love, and those who love him should love his heart even more."
People are curious: "Who is the prince you just mentioned?"
Buddha said: "Now the world calls him: Avalokitesvara."
I told Qiao Weizhong about this allusion, and Qiao Weizhong was very moved, and stepped forward to hug me: "Surala, thank you, thank you for understanding us so well."
I'm not anti-gay, but I don't know it.
It is said that curiosity kills cats. I held it in again and again, and finally I couldn't hold it anymore. I couldn't help but ask with a shy face: "Qiao Weizhong, you guys are gay—er, you men and men, what is it? What's the matter?"
"Su Lala, you haven't had that bed with your husband, have you?" Qiao Weizhong was angry, and glared at me: "Tell you, someday you will have that bed with him, what's going on with him , What happened to me and Calvary!"
"Then why are they the same?" I was dissatisfied, and blushed to distinguish: "There is always a difference between a man and a woman, a man and a man, isn't there?"
"Su Lala, if you don't believe me, you found a chance to convince your so-and-so husband, and then we found a place to roll the sheets together." Qiao Weizhong squinted at me: "Then practice and you will understand Is there any difference at all?"
"Qiao Weizhong, your thoughts are so dirty!" I scolded.
"It was you who thought dirty first, so I followed! It's up to me!" Qiao Weizhong yelled "Wow".
I hummed.
Qiao Weizhong took a sip of coffee, and it was his turn to kill the cat out of curiosity, and asked with a blink of an eye, "Sulala, you've lived under the same roof as your husband for so long, and you still haven't succeeded in hooking him up? "
I gave him a white look: "What hook/tick? Can you speak nicely?"
So Qiao Weizhong changed what he thought was nicer: "Su Lala, you've lived under the same roof with your husband for so long, haven't you succeeded in getting into his bed?"
I put a blank face: "No."
Qiao Weizhong wentssip again: "Did you really not give him that and that?"
I said, "No."
Qiao Weizhong was amazed, shook his head and said: "Su Lala, I really admire you, when will you be a virgin?" Then he looked at me and said again: "But Su Lala, I didn't hurt you, you Her facial features are really not very good, she is not a traditional beauty—— er, don’t stare at me, I’m telling the truth. But last time in Han Qingluo’s studio, you were handled by him, and you immediately changed from The ugly duckling has become a beautiful swan. If you are always as glamorous as that time, I don’t believe it. You can’t hook up your husband, and then you need to climb into his bed? He will automatically climb into you Is the bed okay?"
Huh?This seems to make sense.
It's really a word that wakes up the dreamer.
Qiao Weizhong said: "Men are always lustful, who doesn't like beautiful women?"
I deliberately hurt him: "You don't like it."
Qiao Weizhong glared at me: "Don't talk about me, I'll talk about your husband—"
I stared back at him: "He is a purebred Chinese, his name is not so long, his surname is Cheng, his first name is Yiming, not that one, what is his name, husband?"
Qiao Weizhong said: "Uh, I remember, his name is Cheng Yiming, isn't he? Is he a womanizer but not a man? Su Lala, let me tell you, all women's men like women who are seductive. Everyone knows the love of beauty, do you understand?" He taught me like he hated iron and steel: "Surala, look at your virtue, it doesn't matter if you are born with a lack of talent, but you are not good at the day after tomorrow. If you are willing to work hard, don’t you think you will die if you dress yourself up and contribute to the good appearance of the city? It’s no wonder that Cheng Yiming looks down on you, even if you throw yourself in his arms.”
I was listless and let out a long sigh: "It's not that I haven't tried hard—well, last time you went shopping with me, didn't you see with your own eyes that I spent a lot of money and corrupted my outfit? But the effect is not good. Obviously, no matter how hard you try to smear, flirt, show cuteness, play tricks, and be cute, it's useless. You can only evolve from an ugly duckling to an ordinary duckling, but the effect of a beautiful swan is far from enough .”
Qiao Weizhong despised me: "Su Lala, you are really stupid to say you are stupid! Han Qingluo can turn you into a beautiful swan, but you can't do it without a teacher. Wouldn't you go to steal a teacher to learn art?"
Steal a teacher to learn art!
I wondered, in order to turn myself into a beautiful swan, should I really go to that playboy Han Qingluo to steal a lesson?
-
(End of this chapter)
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