Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 54 Dirty Thoughts
Wearing the "peerless beauty" makeup, she returned home radiantly.

At the door of the house, when he took out the key to open the door, Cheng Yiming just came back.He looked at me suspiciously, his stern face was full of vigilance: "Who are you? Why do you have the key to my house?"

I got angry and yelled: "What am I? You don't even know who I am?"

The door opened, Xiangxiang ran out, looked at me, and wrapped around my feet without hesitation and shouted for joy.I picked it up: "Think about it, you've been locked up all day, do you miss me? Or do you miss me a lot?"

Thinking about being in my arms, I let out a "meow".

Cheng Yiming's expression was even more astonished. He looked at me once, then again, in disbelief, and finally he said, "Who are you? Uh, are you Lala?"

I flew my high heels aside, put on slippers, and said, "Of course I'm Lala! Su Lala! Cheng Yiming, what the hell are you doing? You don't seem to know me."

"My God!" Cheng Yiming said, "My God! You are really a lesbian!"

"What?" I didn't understand. I walked up to him and stared at him: "I'm Su Lala! What's the matter with you?"

Cheng Yiming was a little embarrassed: "Lala, I didn't expect that after you put on makeup, you are different from before. You are a different person. If you don't speak, I really can't recognize you."

It made me happy when he said, "Really? Did I put on makeup and look beautiful?"

Cheng Yiming nodded: "Yes, it has become quite beautiful."

I wanted to ask: "I'm not as beautiful as Han Jing'er?"—I didn't ask because I didn't dare.Which onion am I, and I want to compare myself with Miss Han?I still have this revolutionary consciousness.

Not long after I got home, my cell phone rang.

It was Zuo Linlin calling.

As soon as I clicked to answer, Zuo Linlin yelled in a very disrespectful way: "Su Lala, why are you such a rascal? Are you courting death? Tell me, what do you mean by that?" ?”—Fortunately, on the phone, if I stood in front of her, she would probably take a knife and chop me up for 18 yuan, and then chop it into meat paddles to make human meat buns.

I pretended to be stupid: "What do you mean?"

"Su Lala, you...you, you—" She was extremely angry and yelled incoherently: "You are so dirty! You are so dirty, you are so dirty! You...why did you buy that?/ Give me something to flow?"

I was upset: "What obscene/obscene thing? Zuo Linlin, I care about you, for your own good, you can't bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don't know good people! Zuo Linlin, let me tell you, that thing is The American product is very expensive, it costs 98 yuan, and it hurts me so much! Zuo Linlin, it is said that using that product can cure endocrine disorders, which is better than taking medicine, especially if you have a one-year difference. Thirty stupid women who are muddy and not masculine!"

"Bullshit!" Zuo Linlin, who has always been civilized, moral, and polite, unexpectedly swears: "Sulala, you...you...you bastard! Shameless! Your thoughts are dirty! You...you... ...you are shameless!"

I didn't take it seriously: "Zuo Linlin, you have to correct your thinking, use that thing, be like a hooligan, shameless, dirty thinking, shameless and not hooked, okay? It's a normal physiological need, good for physical and mental health. "

Zuo Linlin couldn't be more angry.

I can even imagine her furious look.Look, look, because of endocrine disorders, Zuo Linlin's menopausal features appeared ahead of schedule.

She gritted her teeth on the phone: "Sulala, you are shameless! I'll tell auntie to go!"

As soon as she said that, I thought of something and slapped my thigh suddenly: "Oh, Zuo Linlin, it's okay if you don't mention my mother. If you mention it, I remember it. The British woman my mother married The old man is in his 70s, so he probably can’t do what he wants. My mother is only in her early 50s, and she is very beautiful in middle age. It is said that my aunt has never left her, and she can still Report to her on time. In this situation, she still has normal physiological needs.” I paused for a while, and said in a negotiating tone: “Zuo Linlin, tell me, should I buy another American product? Send it to my mother?"

"Sulala, you—" Zuo Linlin was so angry that she couldn't speak.

"What me? Zuo Linlin, let me tell you, it's the 21st century, don't be so feudal, okay? It's just an adult product, do you need to make such a fuss?" I said earnestly: "Zuo Linlin, I It's for your own good. Didn't you say that the doctor said you had an endocrine disorder? As for the endocrine disorder, the root cause must be cured, you know? I know the root cause. You don't go out to find a man, and you don't want to be with Jiang Jiawei. Together, using that thing to solve physiological problems can cure endocrine disorders, and treat the root cause as well as the root cause."

Zuo Linlin continued to rage on the phone: "Su Lala, don't mind my business, you should take care of yourself first!"

I blinked my eyes: "What do I have to do? Back then you were always worried that I wouldn't be able to sell and no one would want me, but now that someone wants me, isn't everything going to be fine?" I said, "Oh, yes, Zuo Linlin , remember to use that thing, if you don’t know how to use it, you need to read the instruction manual——er, I’ve never used it, so I can’t teach you! Zuo Linlin, if you don’t use it, your endocrine disorder will never be cured! Zuo Linlin Linlin, you go and look in the mirror and look at yourself, it turns out that a big beauty who is loved by everyone has been destroyed into a yellow-faced woman who is seen by everyone..."

Before I could speak, Zuo Linlin had already hung up the phone.

I snicker.

Probably, what I said hit her mind, so she was over there, angry from embarrassment.

I'm having a headache, should I also buy an adult product for my mother?Thinking about it again, forget it, the American product of 98 RMB is too expensive, maybe my mother won’t use it, and my hard-earned money will be wasted in vain.

Putting down the phone, I accidentally raised my eyes, and saw Cheng Yiming who was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, and was looking at me intently with a half-smile expression.

I was baffled by him, and couldn't help reaching out to touch my face: "What's the matter? Looking at me like this! Is there something on my face?"

Cheng Yiming shook his head: "It didn't touch anything."

I was inexplicable for a second: "Then why do you keep looking at me without blinking your eyes?"

Cheng Yiming said, "Because you are cute."

I wondered: "Why am I in love? I'm not a three-year-old kid." Suddenly I remembered that when Zuo Linlin and I spoke so loudly on the phone just now, he probably heard it and blushed for a while, in order not to let him Misunderstanding, I explained eagerly: "Uh, that... That's not for me, I used it for Zuo Linlin. She has endocrine disorders. I bought it for her on a whim. I just ordered it online yesterday. I thought it would arrive today, and the courier really didn't take the word 'fast' in vain, I didn't expect it to arrive today..."

The more you describe, the darker.

I didn't say anything at all, I fled back to the room like that.

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(End of this chapter)